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    Jiang Cheng took a deep breath and slowly let it out. “We need an actual expert on creepy dead shit. I can’t believe I’m fucking saying this, but we need Wei Wuxian.”
    Jin Ling asked, “Do you think he’ll come? You weren’t very polite to him the last time you talked.”
    Jiang Cheng snorted. “I’ve never been polite to him. He’ll come. He won’t be able to resist the chance to make me miserable.

     

    When Jin Ling and Jiang Cheng stumble across Xue Yang's old Corpse Refinery, they call in the only expert they can think of, plus his husband and two juniors. But Xue Yang's experiments have left a bigger mess than anyone expected, and as Wei Wuxian knows, not everything dead stays that way.

    Will they uncover the secrets hidden in the Corpse Refinery? Will the juniors have an educational experience? Will Wei Wuxian and Jiang Cheng manage to have a civil conversation? Some of these are more likely than others.

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    18 Jan 2026

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    “Cloud Reccesses Apiary,” says a toneless, deep masculine voice, with zero question in it. Wei Ying doesn’t care, because whoever possesses that voice is probably going to come save him from bees like a fucking hero while wearing like, a suit of armor. That’s what you wear to catch bees, right?

    “I have like, so many bees outside my front door right now,” he says, mouth running out ahead of him before he can even begin to think about reining it in. “It’s like a sandstorm of bees out there. There are so many bees. I got out of my car and there were just bees and I don’t want these bees. Do you want these bees? Please tell me you will come get these bees. I can’t leave my house and I have enough food for maybe a week but then I’m gonna have to learn how to cook dry beans and no one wants that, especially not me.” Wei Ying runs out of air, takes a breath, and belatedly adds, “My name is Wei Ying. Hi.”

    Or: The beekeeping AU that no one asked for.

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    16 Jan 2026

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    Lan Zhan and Wei Ying have a bet to see who gets more arrests in the precinct. If Lan Zhan loses, he has to go on a date with him, and do all horrible stuff Wei Ying thinks he hates doing.
    He's not gonna lose, though. He's two arrests ahead, and Wei Ying only has 10 minutes to go. This win is his.
    And then Wei Ying comes out of the captain's office, looking smug, and Lan Zhan's heart drops.
    Oh no.

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    Brooklyn 99 fusion where Wei Ying is Peralta and Lan Zhan is Amy, in the episode where Amy loses the bet and they go on a fake date.
    (No prior knowledge of Brooklyn 99 is necessary to read this!)
    For Wuji Fest!

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    16 Jan 2026

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    Lan Wangji’s eyes snap open. Right there, very faint, he can smell a hint of sweet liquor. He inhales again, and there it is. The distant spiciness in the air, mixed with the smell of earth. The scent of a very particular sort of sweat.

    A scent he knows too well.

    “Where is he?” Wei Ying’s voice pierces through the air. "Where's Lan Zhan?"

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    Lan Wangji gets cursed with eternal heat, a curse he can only break by being with the alpha who is his mate. The problem is, he isn't bonded to anyone.
    His family tries to hide him away until they find a cure, but Wei Wuxian gets impatient, and decides to take matters into his own hands.

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    16 Jan 2026

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    “I’ll help,” Lan Wangji says.

    “Hey, Lan Zhan...” Wei Wuxian unfolds his leg and gives his foot a playful kick. “I told you to think about it! This means I’d be here for a long time, taking up your time, your space, your peace. And I can’t pay you! I have nothing of worth to give. It isn’t as simple as-”

    “I’ll do it,” he says again, more forcefully this time. “You don’t have to give me anything.”

    Wei Wuxian looks away, hiding a small smile. Doesn’t he know Lan Wangji would do anything for him, by now? Doesn’t he understand that he holds Lan Wangji’s life in his hands?

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    Post-CQL Wei Wuxian comes back to the Cloud Recesses to ask for Lan Wangji's help with his new golden core.
    Together, they learn how to communicate, how to ask for things, and how to touch each other.

    Their relationship develops in between quiet dinners in the Jingshi, meditation sessions, core training and a lot of Lan Juniors speculation on whether or not they're actually together yet.

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    16 Jan 2026