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    "Lance had watched Keith Kogane win a bar fight with a broken hand, rip open a keg with a knife, and complete a whole wretched ensemble of activities you definitely shouldn’t do with a beer in hand.

    And yet here he was, glittery Sharpie in hand, waiting to sign Lucy’s copy of Altea.

    Lance opened his mouth to say something arguably rude and not appropriate for their current audience. Until he remembered that he himself had either watched or participated in these activities and was now holding a four-year-old containing his DNA. So Lance didn’t have much of a leg to stand on either."

     

    When Lance runs into his ex-boyfriend at a children’s book signing, he not only finds out that Keith Kogane ages like fine wine, but he also apparently wrote his daughter’s favorite book. As Keith lingers in town, Lance frantically tries to keep his daughter from realizing that the writer is not only a person from Lance’s past, but a character in her bedtime stories as well.

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    14 Mar 2026

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    I regret every single time I heard about this story or got recommended it and put off reading it. It must’ve been, what, a year and a half? So many times I said I’ll read it later and never got around to it, yet while looking for a specific author who’s name I forgot I stumbled upon this fic and thought, why the hell not. And now, I’d say like… 4…? hours later, here I am at the end. And, well , damn. I can’t believe I missed out on this masterpiece for so long just because I was mildly put off by the idea of them being exes, even though I’ve been proven wrong like this before?? I don’t even know what to say, I loved every minute of it. The only painful thing is that I know a girl named Lucy and she’s the spawn of satan so that took a few chapters to stop thinking of her hahah. All of your works are amazing. I keep putting off reading them because the idea seems unappealing to me (like that christmas one) but I think if anything I’ve learned a lesson, and that’s to never doubt the saint that is heavily_caffeinated.

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    All his life, Keith had been told he needed to marry a royal, just like him. And for the past four years of his life, he had been meeting suitors from all over the country to find one that would accept him. The only problem was that Keith was cursed with the face of a monster from the moment he was born until the moment that a royal finally chose to take one for the team and marry him.
    But no one wanted to marry Keith.

    Except some gambler off the street who liked to fool himself into thinking he was only there for the money. Yeah. That guy.

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    18 Nov 2025

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    their meeting was so good

    I do wish we had gotten into lance’s issues more though, like him overcoming his gambling addiction…??? the klance part was excellent though

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    When Keith gets bitten by a creepy beetle, Lance expects him to be angry. He doesn't expect Keith to become a celebrity with a massive crush on yours truly, and he definitely doesn't expect to have feelings about it, either.

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    16 Nov 2025

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    Keith thinks he can now handle most things that come his way: evil aliens, exploding warships, his own sharp teeth and space wolves. But then something new happens, something he never expected but should have anyway.

    Lance is in a relationship.

    And for some reason, Keith is distraught that the recipient of the blue paladin's affections aren't for, well, him.

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    29 Oct 2025

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    the first chapters were p a i n f u l and I’m sad he didn’t die but this was great <3

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    Keith signs up for the newest version of MTV's Singled Out. Thirty hopefuls, pulled from Keith's social media, compete to date him! Lance signs up as a laugh, but the joke's on him.

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    07 Oct 2025

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    the embarrassing thing about this collection is that you know exactly what trope I’m feeling and when. this was so cute