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  1. Summary

    Series of stories for Song Lan Fortnight 2021 themes.

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    Fierce Corpse Song Lan awakens in the modern era and meets a reincarnated Xiao Xingchen.

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    Series of pre-canon one shots for SongXiao CNY event 2021 prompts. Can be read separately though there are little references details here and there.

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  1. Rec 25

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    Kindergarten AU that no one asked for but we did it anyway.
    (A compilation of doodles as shared on tumblr and twitter.)

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    25 Jul 2025

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    “It’s been 427 years,” June says matter-of-factly.

    Bea nods. “Ever since Alex’s first bi-annual vampire orgy.” Her gaze flickers away from her cards and over to the camera. “Henry got flustered and snubbed him, you see.”

    “If anyone knows how to hold onto a grudge, it’s Alex,” June sighs.

    “They hardly spoke for the next two centuries.” Bea plays a card. “Then Pez suggested a change of scenery, and we all moved to Brooklyn.”

    “Now they’re just Like This.”

    (A What We Do in the Shadows AU. Two centuries of living together haven't made Alex and Henry any better at getting along, but when a possible vampire hunter moves in across the street, Alex will be dusted before he lets anything happen to his nemesis.)

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    05 Jul 2025

  3. Rec 32

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    Edwin's voice comes to him like a whisper on the breeze.

    “Till a’ the seas gang dry, my dear,
    And the rocks melt wi’ the sun;
    I will love thee still, my dear,
    While the sands o’ life shall run.

    And fare thee weel, my only luve!
    And fare thee weel awhile!
    And I will come again, my luve,
    Though it were ten thousand mile.”

    He cries then, clinging to the branches of the tree outside Edwin's window, for their lost future, for everything that wasn't and would never be. When his tears finally run dry, he climbs down the tree and strips by the pond.

    “You can't just use our pond whenever the fancy takes you,” Edwin says primly, playful indignation in his tone.

    “Can't I?” Charles says, and dives in. The water is freezing, a chilling embrace.

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    11 May 2025

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    Figuring out the rest is only the beginning. Now Charles is trying to work up to a confession of his own.

    But he isn’t prepared for the endless stream of suitors Edwin keeps receiving—or for Edwin to seemingly be receptive to their attentions. It all comes to a head one night and Charles snaps…

    Written for the Dead Boy Detectives Kinkfest

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    03 May 2025

  5. Rec 47

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    Crystal enters with another girl in tow, a tall slim frame, lots of long dark wavy hair, and— okay, Charles knows it's rude to ogle, her eyes are up there, he knows he shouldn't stare.

    But this girl's wearing a thin jumper that looks to be at least a size too small— the hem barely meets the top of her skirt— and no bra, and the view is spectacular.

    And that's just the finishing touch on an overall gorgeous body: long legs, narrow waist, shapely arms with a nice bit of definition to the biceps, long graceful neck and a pretty face, all dark lashes and full pink lips, with a cute little beauty mark dotting the chin.

    ...Wait.

    "Edwin?" Charles gapes, and Edwin's hands clutch at the folds of his skirt.

    From this anonmeme prompt: "Edwin gets cursed into a female form. He’s extremely annoyed. Charles, who’s having A Bisexual Crisis, offers to show him it’s not all bad..."

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    19 Apr 2025