honeyturtle



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  1. Summary

    in which d3rlord3 and the king in yellow dance around their obsession for each other

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  1. Public Bookmark 97

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    “Uh,” a voice that isn’t Phil’s, and it isn’t his, except it is, says from the door, and they both flinch and look up at the same time, Dan propped up in Phil’s lap, speechless.

    In the door to their bedroom stands Dan, except Dan is pretty sure that he’s in the bed and also, he’s not that young anymore. The face of the other Dan is smooth, free of any crease, full, his curls shorter, his expression lost. He stands pressed against the side of the doorframe, arms wrapped around himself like a security blanket.

    “Dafuq?”

    In 2016, a younger Dan attempts suicide and wakes up in his own future.

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    27 Feb 2026

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    "Because we always fuck in the same position and only when we plan it first and you don’t get excited when you see me naked in the morning and my hair’s going grey and we argue over whose turn it is to take the rubbish out to the bins.”

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    19 Feb 2026

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    oh my god

  3. Public Bookmark 75

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    AmazingPhil had been complaining about his downstairs neighbour a lot lately.

    It was just one more thing Dan could relate to.

    “Honestly, I don’t know what’s wrong with the guy,” Phil told the camera in his newest video. “There’s so much screaming coming from his apartment in the afternoons, I don’t even really try to film during day time anymore."

    Dan is a gaming YouTuber who studies law. Lately, he doesn't sleep very well because of his very loud upstairs neighbour.
    Whoever that might be.

    No one but his favorite YouTuber seems to understand.

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    12 Feb 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 20

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    Dan makes the mistake of leaving a bag of edibles on the kitchen counter, or maybe Phil makes the mistake of eating candy that isn’t his without asking.

    Either way, they realize too late that Phil has about thirty minutes before he goes to space. And when he does, Dan has to babysit a drugged-out, hungry, giggly Phil.

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    11 Feb 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 5

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    To call Jack an idiot for travelling to Las Vegas with a man he had met mere weeks ago, would be an understatement. Actually, add man with murderous intent into that equation.

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    TLDR; these idiots get drunk and make out on a rooftop in vegas.

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    04 Feb 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    peak so peak omfg