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  1. Public Bookmark 75

    Bite marks on the spacetime continuum by for RedStockings

    Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù  

    25 Nov 2025

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    There isn't exactly a standard operating procedure for when your student tries to eat a class pet. That said, the academy does have a strict policy and protocol for biting.

    So, while the school nurse cleans up Lan Zhan's bloody mouth and administers a rabies shot—and while a veterinarian examines the pangolin for signs of post-traumatic stress disorder—Wei Ying sets up an afterschool meeting with Lan Zhan's guardian.

    He leaves the finer details intentionally vague during the call, unable to find the proper words for "your emotionally-repressed six-year-old just tried to maul a near-extinct mammal, and I don't have the first fucking clue why."

    Wei Ying's most notorious and entitled student spends six years terrorizing anyone who dares to get close to him. When 12-year-old Lan Zhan finally graduates and leaves the country, the entire school breathes a sigh of relief.

    But then, a mysterious new teacher arrives at the academy not even a week later. He's older than Wei Ying, devastatingly handsome, and has more college degrees than anyone has a right to possess.

    And he looks at Wei Ying like he's waited a lifetime to meet him.

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    30 Jan 2026

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    Rotten Work by

    Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù  

    30 Jun 2021

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    Jin Ling hadn’t thought to keep track of Wei Wuxian.

    Clearly that had been a mistake.

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    23 Dec 2025

  3. Public Bookmark 27

    The Lan Sect Gardening Club (That Wei Wuxian Was Absolutely Not Invited To) by

    Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù  

    18 Sep 2025

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    A group of juniors starts a secret gardening club. Wei Wuxian crashes it. He brings cursed potatoes, chaotic compost, and somehow gets the carrots to grow in the shape of rabbits. Lan Wangji says nothing… except to quietly plant one beside his own lot.
    Wei Wuxian wins “Best Plant” and makes an acceptance speech no one asked for.

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    19 Dec 2025