idioticIntelligence
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The Hanged Spider by idioticIntelligence for niðavellir (KingPreussen)
Fandoms: Marvel, Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
26 Aug 2024
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The Hanged Man is a card of sacrifice, release, martyrdom.
The Spider is a card of dream-weaving, moving forward, new ideas.
The Hanged Spider is something altogether different.Trapped in a web of your own design, you hang from a single thread, bound. You have woven this trap for yourself, and caught yourself instead of a fly. Escape is difficult, but not impossible. Free yourself, little spider, before a bigger predator comes along...
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- Part 3 of Snippets & Drabbles & Oneshots Oh My
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Winter in NYC by idioticIntelligence
Fandoms: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - All Media Types
25 Dec 2023
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Venus reminisces, April meddles.
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- Part 2 of Snippets & Drabbles & Oneshots Oh My
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Heart beat to the beat of the drums by idioticIntelligence
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
01 Feb 2022
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Rumors of the Boy-Who-Lived going clubbing in Muggle London have made their way to one Tom Marvolo Riddle. So, he gathers up his most trusted Death Eaters and... goes clubbing?
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- Part 1 of While you're here in my arms
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Wibbly Wobbly Timey Wimey by alfisha, artsy_girl, CherriixBerrii, etherealisms, feycityriddle, HollowLies, idioticIntelligence, Sakuragane_San
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
18 Dec 2021
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Harry is a Slytherin in the 40s, stuck at Hogwarts with Tom Riddle.
Tom doesn't know it, but the universe is pulling a classic 'Harry is from the future, knows everything about who he is, and doesn't like his vibe', while Harry... is trying to avoid Tom at all costs and figure out how to get home.
Of course, Tom is utterly enthralled with the one person who doesn't fall for his trickery and tomfoolery. As a consequence, Tom will stop at literally nothing to get Harry to notice him.
Cue the most batshit crazy antics imaginable and... possible romance.
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The Fair Folk aren't ones to get attached to humans. Humans are generally irritating, and while they may be interesting for a time, they aren't worth getting close to.
Tom has always thought them fascinating, and occasionally will spend a few years among them to see what chaos he can cause. Of course, he doesn't suspect that a human - let alone a human child - will become precious to him. Then again, he hadn't met Harry Potter until then.
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Tom is a member of the Unseelie Court, and finds sweet little Harry, who smells of milk and honey, fascinating.
Recent series
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Snippets & Drabbles & Oneshots Oh My by idioticIntelligence
Fandom Deadpool - All Media Types, Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Marvel, Spider-Man - All Media Types, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - All Media Types
26 Aug 2024
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All my snippets and drabbles go here, whether they end up being used for something bigger or not. No guarantees on if they'll be continued. Enjoy.
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In which Tom and Harry go clubbing and fall in love.
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I don't know these characters, and I doubt I ever will by idioticIntelligence
Fandom Future Man (TV)
08 Apr 2020
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You're gonna wanna be my bestfriend, baby by Firefly_ika
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
30 Sep 2023
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Peter’s given up caring about his identity around Wade. They're friends, proper friends, not just the kind of we-trade-banter-and-you've-saved-my-ass-a-few-times allies you tend to make in the vigilante gig. He hasn't exactly taken the mask off yet, but he's given more than enough information for Deadpool to track him down. The way he's going, it's like he'll reveal his whole life before, you know, actually revealing.
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Five things Peter exposes about himself, and the one that Wade figures out on his own.
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- 11,843
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Bookmarked by idioticIntelligence
26 May 2024
Bookmarker's Notes
Note to self: the one where Wade gets lost in the lab Peter works in and bumps into him and thats how his identity is revealed
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You’re Too Sweet by GollumIsMySpiritAnimal
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
22 Mar 2026
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Wade doesn’t “<3” NY. In fact, he hates New York. It smells like shit, the sewer rats are the ones who really run things, and Jay Z was only partially right; it’s a concrete jungle where dreams are made of, except there’s nothing you can do.
So after Weasel, Domino, and pretty much the entirety of Sister Margaret’s decided to relocate to an old bankrupt Blockbuster Video on Manhattan’s east side, Wade almost didn’t go with them. Except he absolutely did, because he likes paychecks. It’s totally not because he’s pathetically lonely and would miss his friends. His negative opinion of New York is proven to be 42069% accurate when, within a month of moving, he’s kidnapped by a new off-brand Weapon X group that immediately puts a microchip in his skull to control him.
There is one good thing about New York, though, and he's snarky, wears unfairly tight red and blue spandex, and lives rent-free in Wade's head. Unfortunately, 'Temu' Weapon X wants their brand-new microchipped immortal murder slave to find Spider-Man's identity and all of his weaknesses.
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Bookmarked by idioticIntelligence
13 May 2026
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Googly Eyes by Spideypool_supremacy
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool (Marvel Comics)
28 Aug 2025
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"God, she is going to hate that tutor."
"I'm sure she will come around—"
"Hate. Absolutely hate him."
"Maybe he'll—"
"She will despise him."
"Ah."
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Peter Parker tutors Deadpool’s daughter and doesn’t regret it at all
Bookmarked by idioticIntelligence
05 May 2026
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i know your secret by jilliancares
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
08 Mar 2019
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“I’m your new neighbor,” Wade forged on, oblivious to Peter’s state of shock, and he stuck out a scarred hand. Peter gripped it, feeling numb, and gave it a shake. Did Wade realize who he was? No, clearly not. He was acting way too normally. Wade was one for dramatics.
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Bookmarked by idioticIntelligence
04 May 2026
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remember me? by jilliancares
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
12 Mar 2025
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“Where am I?” he mutters. Adrenaline is flooding through his body. His heart is beating so terribly that he can feel it inside his chest. His entire body has broken out in a cold sweat. And somehow, despite it all, his spidey-sense is dead silent. What does it know that the rest of his body doesn’t?
“Our apartment,” says the man. He’s standing now. Peter didn’t notice when he got to his feet. “Can you tell me who you are, sweetheart?”
Peter laughs, incredulous. He’s not exactly sure what he’s laughing at. “Peter,” he says. “Of course, I know who I am.”
“Okay,” the man says, sounding just as concerned and careful as before. “But you don't know who I am?”
Or: Peter gets amnesia, wiping out the last 5 years of his life. But really, how much can change in five years?
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Bookmarked by idioticIntelligence
04 May 2026