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    As a wedding present to Christine, Raoul fulfills Christine's deepest wish and kidnaps the Phantom so he can live in their attic. Christine was not aware this was her deepest wish, but she's not going to stop him, and also he's not wrong.

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    25 Jul 2025

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    perfection. no notes. excellent crackfic

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    Peter loves his friends. Which is why he had to kill them. And now, he's doing- well. Alright. Things didn't turn out exactly as he'd anticipated, but he's making it work. Living his life. As a rat. Mostly trying not to think about things.

    Fine. Things could be better.

    But he hadn't thought they'd get worse- which is exactly what happens when, three years after James died, he's come back. And for some godforsaken reason, he's decided to make that Peter's problem. (Okay, okay- Peter gets it. He did kill him.) Peter is sure that James is going to turn him in, ruin his life the same as Peter had ruined the Marauders.

    But this is James. And he doesn't do any of that.

    What was Peter expecting, really?

    (Features: A lot of fighting, a lot of forgiveness, and a splash of necromancy. Alright, you got me- rather a lot of necromancy. But come on- we can't just have the ghost of Christmas James show up. Haven't you seen 'A Muppet's Christmas Carol'? There needs to be at least two more ghosts.)

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    30 May 2025

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    Soooooo good
    love this author

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    Sam Tyler thought he was an ordinary guy. But when he meets the Doctor, he starts to question everything. To make things even more complicated, he's starting to fall for the Doctor! If only this annoying drumming would go away...

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    24 Oct 2024

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    Literally so fire

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    Trucy Wright has a bad feeling about Kristoph Gavin. Ever since he entered her life, her family has been... broken. Trucy doesn't know how to explain what's happening to her family, but something's not right, and she needs to fix it. She finds hope in a photograph, showing an old friend of her daddy's.

    Trucy is determined to track down this 'friend' -- Miles Edgeworth.

    And, she's willing to travel internationally without parental consent to bring him back to the States.

    This is an awful plan.

    NEXT UPDATE: Genuinely have not been able to write creatively. I am still thinking about this fic and will get back to it, when I am not drowning in work.

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    24 Sep 2024

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    In which Astarion is an ex-olympic figure skater and Gale is a famous musician. They get paired together as Dancing on Ice's first ever same sex couple. Shenanigans ensue.

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    “How did you even get in? I very definitely remember locking up.”

    “Ah,” Gale looks ever-so-slightly abashed. Only slightly, though. Mostly he looks a little proud of himself. “You know how the receptionist is always asleep?”

    Astarion's eyebrows shoot up.

    “Gale Dekarios, you shady thing.”

    “I only borrowed it! He's never been awake enough to ask about spares, so. It was easier to just sort it out myself.”

    “It would have been easier to ask me,” Astarion points out.

    “Mmmm,” Gale hums, doubtfully. “I don't know if I'd ever consider you the ‘easier’ option, Astarion, I feel that would be doing your commitment to cantankerousness a great disservice.”

    I'd be extremely easy if you weren't so fucking annoying, Astarion thinks.

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    11 Sep 2024