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    Aziraphale had fussed about Crowley’s stipulation that he bring a sunhat on their holiday, but in the end he’d agreed. They’d been out in the bright sunlight for almost two hours now, and though Aziraphale looked absolutely ridiculous in that wide-brimmed floppy monstrosity, his soft throat and face retained their proper pale glow. Crowley considered it a win.

    “Go on, then,” Crowley grumbled as Aziraphale stopped outside the next shop, already rescheduling lunch in his head. “I know that look.”

    (Anthony J'Acts-Of-Service Crowley definitely cannot love Aziraphale -- except Aziraphale says that actually, he does. Hey, look! It's Aromantic Spectrum Awareness Week!)

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    “Or treat!” chorused four young voices, as Crowley opened the door; and then “My mum and dad say I’m not supposed to play tricks on people,” Adam said, in a tone that suggested he’d already had to explain this several times. “So we’re just leaving that part out.”
    (It is Halloween, and is that Crowley's very fat and pretty crush who is taking the Them trick-or-treating? Why, yes it is.)

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    Aziraphale and Crowley have slightly different stories about how their first kiss went. Pure fluff, canonverse, unrelated to s2.

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    “I, ah.” Aziraphale paused for a moment, hoping that Crowley might intuit his meaning from that statement. “I think I must have, well. Misheard you. Perhaps you could clarify?”
    Crowley looked as though he’d rather be somewhere else. “Clarify,” he repeated, “no, I can’t clarify — look, I kind of laid it all out the first time, angel.”
    They both winced slightly at the last word.

    (S1 canonverse. Crowley ends up having to say something very important twice, because Aziraphale can't believe his ears after the first attempt. Then, the Soft.)

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    Crowley’s hand twitched almost violently in his. Just once. Then it squeezed, firm and steady, before relaxing against his own.
    Aziraphale smiled at Crowley in the sickly light of the bus fluorescents. If Crowley noticed, he gave no sign.
    (some little canonverse vignettes, mostly involving holding/clasping hands, soft ending guaranteed.)

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    “Hello, Aziraphale,” said a warm, unforgettable voice, and for a moment Aziraphale was seventeen again, hands shaking to the rhythm of his heart.
    He turned around. “Crowley,” he breathed.
    (Human AU. Aziraphale and Crowley were friends in their youth, and meet up again decades later, and then the Soft(TM)ness.)

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    "Missed connection. You were the angel sitting on this park bench, I was the demon fighting a duck for my pants and losing. If you saw me, please call me. (PS. I got them back - let’s hang out!)"
    (Based on a Tumblr prompt. Human!Crowley is a disaster, but fortunately the very pretty angel he disaster'd in front of appears to think that's endearing.)

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    Aziraphale starts saying "I love you" at the end of phone calls with Crowley, after Crowley has hung up. Then one time Crowley doesn't actually hang up.

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    Human AU. Aziraphale and Crowley's junior high school sets up a really weird school-wide Valentine's Day game that they're both kind of side-eying for different reasons. Talking about it over lunch gives them both the chance to confess something, though!

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    Crowley looked up, then, before Aziraphale could hide his besotted expression. “Thanks for the assist, by the way. Seriously.” His eyes were gentle in the late-afternoon light. “I owe you one.”

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    Crowley woke curled into a little ball near the edge of the bed. The room was filled with thin gray light, enough to suggest that it was probably about time to get up. Not that there was anywhere to be today, really. Day off from work, no schedule to keep. Nothing pressing at all.
    (Everything is soft and sleepy and beautiful. This fic might actually be 100% composed of fluffy pillows and love.)

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    I am no dove, high-flying,
    Rising up to gain the Heavens.
    Some bird more stygian, perhaps. Some graceless carrion-eater.

    (An Antonio Penn poem, then a ficlet about what happens this one time an angel reads it.)

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    It’s amazing how different this lunch is from all the others they’ve shared, and yet it’s just as amazing how much it’s exactly the same. They weren’t supposed to have this, were they? There shouldn’t even have been a Ritz anymore.
    But here it is, and here they are, each the constant of the other’s life. Nothing has changed.
    (Aziraphale has some post-apocalyptic Thoughts and it is Soft.)

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    The new guy on the QA team was posh but polite. Very blond, very fat. And he was definitely queer, which made the two of them halfway to being on the same side already, as far as Crowley was concerned. Solidarity and all that.
    “Aziraphale,” Crowley repeated. They traded an unremarkable handshake.
    How he didn’t realize, then, what a privilege it even was to share a room with an angel, he’ll never know.
    (Human IT coworkers AU. Crowley has a confession to make in a very geek sort of way.)

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    Sometimes, when you're an angel and a demon who love each other very much, you pick your own set of superstitions to follow. It's nice, although there's no soy sauce.
    (Guess-The-Author prompt "Superstition")

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    human!Crowley gets chucked into a closet with human!friend Aziraphale for seven minutes, because apparently Crowley didn't realize that his sibling Bee is actually literally a teenager. Also, Crowley has been in love with Aziraphale for basically all the time they've known each other. What shenanigans might result??? (spoiler: perfectly innocent but very Soft shenanigans. that is the type that will result.)

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    The ache is a nearly constant thing, these days.
    Aziraphale can distract himself from it for a while, lose himself in a book, in some film he’s seen a hundred times before. Sometimes he doesn’t think about it at all. For a few minutes his chest isn’t hollow and rotted through with grief and loneliness.
    (human!Aziraphale is sad because human!Crowley is dead, except spoiler alert he really isn't and everything will be okay)

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    Crowley’s known for ages just how soft Aziraphale's hand is, of course. They’ve shaken on agreements, on Arrangements. There’s nothing new about this situation at all.
    Except for everything. Everything is new.
    (lil slice of Soft written for the Ace Omens Zine. no mouth kisses ilu aro fam!)

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    Aziraphale finds something odd on the bookshop floor.
    (100% softness, Aziraphale and Crowley love each other and everything is beautiful. That's the fic.)

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    What if Good Omens, but also The Little Mermaid and H. P. Lovecraft? Or, six thousand years of mutually-pining Ineffable Husbands with the desperate need to keep each other safe, only they're fishmen. No prior knowledge of Lovecraft required. Some angst along the way but a guaranteed soft fuzzy happy ending. Now complete!

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    37
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