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Almost Believing (This One's Not Pretend) by Aiyanna_w, borealis, carouselfancy, DesertWillow, intacognito, Loukassh, Nerdybirdnerd, OhTee, Skribls, spectral_catsith, Supernova95 for Hawkie
Fandoms: Kingdom Come: Deliverance (Video Games)
21 Dec 2025
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Henry has been hopelessly in love with his best friend for years, so when Hans begs him to come to Pirkstein's masquerade ball, he finds it impossible to say no.
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"You fluster me constantly," Hans murmured softly, "Fuck Henry, the way you look at me sometimes. I'm tried of pretending I don't see it. " Henry shivered as Hans nosed his way up his jawline, "Denying to myself what it does to me."
All of the blood in Henry's face went south, distressingly fast, and so did his knees when he realized that down was the only route of escape from between Hans' arms.
Henry is dragged by his lord on a midnight hunt in search of a legendary quarry.
It doesn't go well, and after being separated Henry finds Hans drinking from a mysterious phial he doesn't remember purchasing.
((An AU inspired by A Midsummer Night's Dream))
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“Good god, Henry, again already? Still feels like you sucked my soul out of my cock with your arsehole.”“Don‘t say it like that. I thought it was romantic,” Henry grinned, and wiped a bead of sweat off Hans’ brow with his thumb. In a display of infinite and glorious romance, he licked it.
“Thought you were about to pop, your face was so red, Sir Hans,” Henry snickered.
Hans threaded a gentle hand in the overgrown hairs on the back of Henry’s head, and wrung his neck, just a little.
“Someone fancies himself a minstrel, huh? I’m going to set Pebbles loose and make you walk back. Get in a good squeeze, because this is the last you'll be seeing of my backside.”
“A fine backside it was, my lord. I’ll miss it dearly.”
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Hans takes to planning an outing to woo Henry. To spectacular results.
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07 Dec 2025
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"Where do you think you're going?" Hans demanded, irritable again.
"What, am I not allowed to sleep yet?" Henry snapped. "And what else does my lord require?"
"Cool your temper, Hal. Come." Hans patted the empty space beside him on the bed. "Or do you honestly prefer that cold straw bed?"
Henry hesitated, his heart beating faster. They'd shared beds before, when the tavern had only a cramped room, or when the forest floor was cold and they gripped each other for warmth.
But here? Hans was in no danger of being robbed or frostbitten… He really didn't have an excuse-
"Henry." Hans' voice was like a slap. "Divest yourself of that stinking armor and come here."
(Spoilers for KCD2 up through the Necessary Evil main quest)
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29 Nov 2025
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“Is this any good?”
Hans’s breath has a stuttering quality to it. He says, “I honestly don’t know. You’re making me rethink my entire life.”
“Christ,” Henry says, his breath huffing against Hans in a tiny laugh, and Hans shivers again as the heat of his breath meets the relative coolness of the evening air, both touching him at the same time. “I don’t think it’s supposed to be like that.”
“You don’t think? Hasn’t a girl ever sucked you off before?”
Henry purses his lips for a moment, pressing them together. When he relaxes his mouth again, blood rushes back to his lips and paints them a darker shade of pink. “Um. No.”
At the Devil’s Den, two beginners teach themselves and each other something new.
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- Part 24 of altar
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21 Nov 2025
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hypnotized by your destiny by el_gilliath
Fandoms: Kingdom Come: Deliverance (Video Games)
24 May 2025
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There’s that feeling again. That tingle at the base of his spine, that flutter on his belly. The lifting of his lips that he cannot help. Hans smiles at him, and the world grows brighter. Even when he doesn’t expect it or want it. But Hans smiles and he cannot stop it.
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18 Nov 2025
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“I’ve a few favors to ask of you,” he said, careful and deliberate. “To fulfill a delicate matter of the heart. Think of it as a last hurrah before… well, you know what. And since you were so helpful last time with that butcher’s daughter, you were the only one I could trust to the task.”
Henry stared at him, a faint pinch of unease settling in his chest before he laughed it away. “Who’s the lucky lady?”
Hans hesitated, eyes flicking around before settling back on Henry. “What? oh- Karolina.”
Henry blinked. “From Bohunovitz? Haven’t you already-?”
“No, no, a different Karolina.” Hans interrupted, color rising to his cheeks, as he gave Henry a pointed look.
“A third one, then?” Henry teased, a smirk tugging at his mouth, relishing in the effect he had on his lord.
“For Christ’s sake, just do as I say, Hal.”
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Hans has another grand romantic plan. Henry has another list of chores.
AKA The Amorous Adventures of Bold Sir Hans Capon pt 2.
Set post KCD2 and contains spoilers for both games.
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09 Nov 2025