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    Ilya Rozanov has a "tiny car accident" (his words). Shane Hollander has a full-scale, system-shutdown panic attack about it. Meanwhile, a horrified Hayden is praying for someone to throw him in a lake and tell him that this is all just a big joke, or maybe for a meteor strike; he is really not picky. J.J., on the other hand, is trying to bleach the image of his sweet captain making out with Ilya fucking Rozanov from his brain.

    It's a very normal day for the Montreal Canadiens.

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  3. Rec 69

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    We all wondered since we heard the seemingly throw away line from Shane in Episode 4 about someone being a nice guy, but Yuna bullying him for his hand-eye coordination just who that kid was and how he came to be exposed to the Hollanders, especially Yuna.

    My brain decided it was 16 year-old Tyler Wilson, a kid who billeted with the Hollanders during the 2006-2007 hockey season and who was so deeply traumatized by having Yuna Hollander as a billet mom that he accidentally vilified her across North America - please note, he’s justified, he just didn’t mean for it happen.

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  4. Rec 27

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    A reading of The Pride of McGill....David Hollander by everythingsflux

    The NHL keeps a Central Registry of every team’s Emergency Backup Goaltender, or EBUG, an individual who must be prepared to play for either the home or visiting team should both goalies be taken out of commission. When the Registry was digitized in the mid 90’s a clerical error was made, and David Hollander has remained on file as Montreal’s EBUG. When Boston plays a preseason game in Montreal at the beginning of the 2017/2018 season, both of their goalies are taken out and David Hollander suddenly finds himself in the net in Boston black and yellow.

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  5. Rec 9

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    A reading of The "Theyden" Thing by chicken_tender, cloudymilk, and thatgayprince

    Jackie and Hayden are dealing with being excommunicated from their church. Ilya and Shane misunderstand some things.

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