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How to Get Out of a Blind Date (Step 1: Kiss a War Criminal) by the_untamed_poet25
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
02 Nov 2025
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“Let me get this straight,” Childe says later, lying upside down on Zhongli’s couch, legs over the backrest like an overgrown cat.
“I will allow it,” Zhongli says without looking up from his tea.
“You want to pretend to date me?” Childe says, eyes wide. “Like, pretend pretend? As in, hold hands and flirt in front of your boss until she stops trying to hook you up with undead calligraphers and sad wine aunties?”
“Precisely,” Zhongli replies, brushing imaginary dust from his sleeve like he isn't making a pact with a walking war crime.
Childe stares. “I accept.”
“You don’t need time to consider it?”
“I’ve been preparing for this role my whole life.”
“You have?”
“Yes,” Childe says solemnly. “I have flirted with you during five separate assassination attempts. I have followed you through tea shops, graveyards, underground fight rings, and that one very suspicious dumpling cart. I have described your voice as ‘chiseled honey dripped over sin.’”
In which Zhongli lies to get out of a date and ends up fake-dating the embodiment of chaos.
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- Part 38 of ZhongChi / ChiLi Oneshots
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05 Jan 2026
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"What has happened?" Neuvillette asked, voice calm and carefully modulated.
"Chief Justice… the Fortress of Meropide has fallen."
There came a flash of white light, bright enough to blind even through the windows of his office. The crack of violent thunder that followed rattled the entire building as torrential rain began to drench Fontaine in the dragon's tears.
When the Hydro Dragon is sad, it rains. When the Hydro Dragon is angry, it storms.
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- Part 9 of loving you in every lifetime
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01 Sep 2025