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Green Card by Devereauxs_Disease
Fandoms: Charlie Countryman (2013), Adam (2009), Spacedogs - Fandom, Hannibal (TV), Hannibal Extended Universe - Fandom
11 Oct 2017
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Adam is about to lose his apartment. He can't bear the idea of leaving the only home he's known. Luckily, the building's super, Mr. Dalca, has a proposal: Marry his friend Nigel so that Nigel can get a Green Card and stay in the country. It's a simple deal - Adam won't even have to live with Nigel. But when the government starts checking on whether or not Adam's marriage is legit, he's forced to live with a husband he never wanted. Will they make it work? Or Will they kill each other?
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- 7/7
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03 May 2025
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27 Feb 2021
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Leave the Light On by killerqueer, VentureTrain
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
14 Jun 2020
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The You've Got Mail But With Phone Sex AU that nobody asked for.
Azra's life is turned upside down when his partner of two years breaks up with him, seemingly out of nowhere, and kicks him out of their shared flat. Well, Gabriel's flat. Left to start over on his own, he ends up living above the bookshop and below his incredibly rude landlord, who seems to insist on having incredibly loud intercourse at all times of day.
Meanwhile, in a moment of loneliness, he finds himself doing something he has never considered, and calls a phone sex line. Oh, and he might just be falling in love with the operator.
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- English
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- 49,572
- Chapters:
- 9/20
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- 2
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11 Dec 2020
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Seven Minutes In Hell by meratrishoslee
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
14 Jul 2019
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He bent and curled his left hand around the pale ear he couldn't see in the dark of the broom closet to mutter: "Don't move, don't speak, don't make a sound. Don't even breathe hard."
But, oh – I'm one to talk, he thought. Already in the too-tiny confines smelling of floor wax and disinfectant he felt like his lungs were running out of air.
Think of anything, anything else – how'd – how'd we wind up here?!
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- Part 1 of Seven Minutes Wherever
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- English
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- Chapters:
- 8/8
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- 607
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07 Dec 2020
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heavenly surrender, sweet afterglow by palmcitrus
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
14 Aug 2019
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Sometimes, Aziraphale gets a feeling.
He never acknowledges it, at least not consciously. Sometimes when it comes he thinks hazily, in the back of his mind, I wonder if there are words for this. But the subconscious keeps a tight hold on that thought, never lets it quite float to the front of his mind.
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07 Dec 2020
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your lips, my lips, apocalypse by Magnolia822
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
08 Dec 2019
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Written for this Tadfield Advertiser prompt.
Aziraphale's feelings for Crowley, which he has done a poor job of repressing, take on a life of their own, leading to several Awkward Encounters throughout history, unintended orgasms in public places, and the revelation that Crowley likes Hamlet for all the wrong (right?) reasons.
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- English
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07 Dec 2020
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Fire, Bridges, and other Sensible Idioms by KiaraMGrey
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
28 Aug 2021
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To: The person who stopped the washer in the middle of my wash cycle and took my clothes out just to wash your own… You are an arsehole! Unfortunately for you, so am I. You can find your wet clothes frozen outside in the snow. If you have any problems with this, come see me in 301.
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Aziraphale has a new neighbor, and they certainly don't start off on the right foot.
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- English
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- 16/16
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29 Nov 2020
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Thanks to a run-in with a thief on an otherwise peaceful day, Aziraphale finds himself reunited with Anthony J. Crowley—his ever-charming, devilishly handsome childhood friend. They have a lot to catch up on, and Aziraphale finds he's still clinging to a truckload of memories. And unbeknownst to him, it's also on this day that the stirrings of change begin to unravel his stubborn old bookshop in Soho.
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- English
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- 7/10
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28 Nov 2020
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After being pressured by their families into a marriage neither of them want, Aziraphale and Crowley resign themselves to an unfulfilling life together. For Aziraphale that means trying to be the dutiful wife she was always taught to be and for Crowley it means hiding an important part of who he is.
story by summerofspock and art by Blue_Sparkle
A/N 3/4/24: I am aware that the art embedded in the story is no longer visible and will update when I am able
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- 13/13
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26 Nov 2020
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The Curve of Old Bones by Jenanigans1207
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
28 Oct 2021
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Aziraphale watches as Crowley’s smile grows, sharpens and turns distinctively dastardly. And even though Aziraphale knows what he’s in store for, he’s entirely unprepared for the words that slip out of Crowley’s mouth next. “Name’s Anthony Crowley, Aziraphale’s husband.”
Aziraphale is eternally grateful that he wasn’t taking a sip of his tea at that exact moment for he would’ve surely choked on it.
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When Crowley claims to be Aziraphale's husband to ruin what he assumes is a date, he doesn't think anything of it. But a day later it comes back to bite him in the ass when Crowley finds out that the date in question is, in fact, his new boss, who is looking to hire Aziraphale and hoping that Crowley, his husband, will put in a good word for them. Now Crowley is caught in a tight spot: either admit to his new boss that he was lying, or convince Aziraphale, his sort-of enemy, to pretend to be his husband to save face.
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- Part 1 of Denial is a Hell of a Drug
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- 20/20
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26 Nov 2020
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Burns Like Whiskey, Tastes Like Honey by KiaraMGrey
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
25 Nov 2020
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After a bad divorce, Aziraphale decides to go out. He's looking for somewhere to belong, but really he'll settle for a warm room and a strong drink. He never expected to meet Crowley, the gorgeous bartender who smiles so openly and listens so readily. And when Crowley offers him even more, well, he's never been one to deny what he wants.
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- Part 1 of Serpent's Paradise
- Part 1 of Good Omens Meet-Cutes
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- English
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- 8,259
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- 1/1
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- 2
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- 88
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- 1,383
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26 Nov 2020
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Who Leaves Paradise? by WeAreStarStuff
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
19 May 2020
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Prince Aziraphale has a perfect life in the sky city of Elysium until his fiance, king Gabriel forces him to make an impossible choice. He is forced to turn fugitive with an impossible boy and his animal companion at his side. out of options, Aziraphale is forced to put his trust in Crowley, an intergalactic criminal.
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- Part 1 of Conquest of Spaces (Sci-Fi AU)
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22 Nov 2020
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I've Loved You Forever by tenandi
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
13 Nov 2020
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The tale of an involuntary time traveler and the ethereal love of his life.
Anthony Crowley first met the angel in 1976, yet Aziraphale first met Crowley in 4000 BC. Throughout their confusing six-thousand year history, one thing has become certain: there must be a reason that they keep finding each other, over and over again…
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"I travel through time and end up in random places. Except they aren’t so terribly random. It’s always where you are.”
“Where I am?” the angel repeated.
“Like a tether,” Crowley said softly. “You’re my constant."
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14 Nov 2020
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Hell doesn't send rude notes. They send ouija boards - and it's a possession waiting to happen.
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02 Nov 2020
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Father Aziraphale serves a small Catholic community in a largely protestant town. He knows his congregation as well as any attentive shepherd knows his flock. The appearance of a handsome stranger would be enough to draw Aziraphale's attention, but the man behaves so strangely that Aziraphale can't help but wonder about him.
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- 4/?
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- 46
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01 Nov 2020
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Fakes and Forgeries by Solimette, WaldosAkimbo
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
16 Jun 2022
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Aziraphale, a very competent art conservator who specializes in oil paintings, spots a fake van Dyck at Michael's gallery. He is hired by interpol officer Gabriel to hunt down this forger, who had duped wealthy folks out of millions for recreations of van Dyck and Rubens paintings. They team up with Anthony Crowley, who has worked the circuit selling paintings and might have a clue on who is forging them (maybe because he's the artist they're looking for).
Too bad Anthony got mixed up with Beelzebub Prince and a terrible gang that are also looking for said forger. They sold a bad painting to their boss? They want revenge.
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- English
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- 156,464
- Chapters:
- 28/28
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- 2
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- 150
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31 Oct 2020
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In an unfortunate encounter with an occult object, Crowley accidentally splits himself into his angel and his demon halves.
Aziraphale has to help put him back together.
- Language:
- English
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- 12,218
- Chapters:
- 5/5
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- 2
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- 605
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- 6,526
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- 1,198
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31 Oct 2020
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Blurred Lines by Cabernet_Woebegone
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
28 May 2020
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Crowley is a member of an organized crime syndicate.
Aziraphale is an officer of the City of London Police.
Neither of them are very good at their jobs; certainly not good enough to realize who the other is in a timely manner.
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- English
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- 32,781
- Chapters:
- 9/?
- Collections:
- 1
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- 196
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- 200
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- 39
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- 2,773
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28 Oct 2020
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The Nice and Accurate Proposal by thealienmeme
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
11 Nov 2020
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anthony crowley has two options: be deported back to South Africa or force his kind and soft assistant, aziraphale fell, into marrying him so he can stay in the country. on one hand, being deported maybe wouldn't be so bad, but on the other hand, aziraphale is kind of cute. cue a fake relationship, a whacky family, a cute dog, and a small town that hasn't seen anything like this before.
- Language:
- English
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- 38,660
- Chapters:
- 23/23
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- 432
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- 669
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- 123
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- 11,422
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27 Oct 2020
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if we could stay all day in the sun by taizi for GibbousLunation
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
09 Jul 2020
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On his way home, Crowley comes to a decision. It was inevitable, really; one might even call it ineffable.
Fell obviously needs looking after, and none of the other humans seem to be up to the job.
That means Crowley will have to do it.
“Are you thinking what I’m thinking?” he calls up to Bentley.
‘I guarantee you I’m not.’
“It’s time to make a deal with a witch,” Crowley declares, and dives under the water, leaving the duck to stare after him in horrified confusion.
(alternatively: the little mermaid au no one asked for)
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- 1/1
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19 Oct 2020