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The Halloween Harry Potter Curse by jooncrunchytits
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
31 Aug 2025
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In which Head Auror Hadrian Potter was in a mission in Knockturn Alley on a blazing afternoon of October 31st 2001 one day. Then in 1992 the next. Goddamnit. Its always Halloween, isn't it.
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In which Hadrian Potter-Black accidentally got thrown back 9 years in time during an auror mission, leading to him adopting his twelve year old self. 4 years since the second war ended, and the curse of halloween still follows him. But hey! He can raise his younger self if he can't go back, right?
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I'll brew a storm for you (hell would rose) by jooncrunchytits
Fandoms: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS
12 Aug 2022
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Everyone knows their purpose. Children of the earth and creations of the universe are well-equipped to function as deities and serve their purpose in their elements. Jungkook, the gifted deity, blessed by all kinds of higher Gods and Goddesses had lived his entire life barely knowing himself. But a coven of powerful demigods made their way to his heart and all of a sudden, being an enigma didn't matter and he was ready to overthrow the world for them.
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in which Jungkook doesn't understand his purpose but his hyungs does.
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Harry Potter and the Chamber of Snake by gonzoclock
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
31 Mar 2023
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What I wanted to write was a quick one-shot that explored the idea of Harry being the biological son of Voldemort, only Voldemort doesn't know he has a son and is also as evil as ever. Meanwhile, Harry is just a charismatic kid with a snake and ridiculously powerful magic.
It turned into a series rewrite.
Here's book two.
Features: a Harry Potter making a ridiculous amount of terrible decisions; an exhausted Remus Lupin that did NOT sign up for this but by god will he be there for Harry anyways; a Severus Snape who didn't actually think this year could be worse then last year and is proven wrong in a big way; Dumbledore being awful; and Harry's snake Merlin, who just wants to play quidditch ONE TIME.
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Bookmarked by jooncrunchytits
09 Sep 2025
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Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Snake by gonzoclock
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
13 Jan 2023
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What I wanted to write was a quick one-shot that explored the idea of Harry being the biological son of Voldemort, only Voldemort doesn't know he has a son and is also as evil as ever. Meanwhile, Harry is just a charismatic kid with a snake and ridiculously powerful magic.
It turned into a series rewrite.
Here's book one, I guess.
Features Harry Potter trying to keep his friends from doing crimes, a tired Remus Lupin spontaneously adopting a traumatized child with absurd magical capabilities, Severus Snape doing the bare minimum which is still somehow more than what Dumbledore is capable of, and Harry's friends' growing exasperation with Harry's terrible decision-making skills.
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Bookmarked by jooncrunchytits
09 Sep 2025
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James Potter, Remus Lupin, Sirius Black, Peter Pettigrew, (pause for breath) and the Prisoner of Azkaban by gonzoclock
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
30 Dec 2022
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At the end of first year, Harry pocketed the Philosopher's Stone- in a secret pocket that everyone else missed.
Now, two years later, Harry is in his third year, his friends are having the time of their lives in Hogsmeade, there's an escaped mass murderer running around, and Harry is going stir-crazy. Fortunately, the twins have a solution! Although- they're going to need something in return, and it needs to be good.
Good thing Harry kept that Stone, huh?
And then things go completely bat-shit crazy.
(featuring the Marauders vs 1993, an exhausted Professor Lupin, a bewildered Harry Potter, and an opportunistic Hermione Granger)
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Bookmarked by jooncrunchytits
07 Sep 2025
Bookmarker's Notes
Marauders + Cokeworth Baddies get pulled to 1993
ALSO I LIKE EVERYONE'S CHARACTERIZATION HERE WOOOH
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Four-year-old Luna has been able to see lights her whole life- and when both of her parents die in an explosive magical accident, she decides to grab on to one of the lights and follow it.
Meanwhile, Regulus Black has never really thought of himself as the parental sort- he's hardly interacted with a child in his life, much less raised one. But when two magically inexplicable orphans show up and somehow resurrect him- well, what else was he supposed to do? Not immediately adopt them? Yeah, right.
(Features little Luna and Harry adopting each other as siblings and Regulus being in way, way over his head)
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07 Sep 2025
Bookmarker's Notes
this is so crack. Luna's Master of Magic, Harry's Master of Death. Andy, Ted, Sirius and Lupins here. Luna and Harry literally took care of the horcruxes so easily??? and then casually killing Voldemort at the park??? Also Reg is a zombie and he pass out every chapter. Poor reggie.
This is so chaotic bye i love these kids
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Coming Out Was Easier Than He Thought by Kitkatkatie64
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
14 Jun 2025
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When he turned 17 and the blood ward lifted and he realised that he did want a Weasley, just not the one everyone expected him to. George lost his ear distracting death eaters, to ensure Harry got away safely.
George was rushed into the burrow, Remus and Sirius carrying the young man between them, placing the unconscious man on the couch. Harry had hovered on the side lines uselessly, watching his friend bleed out. Luckily Molly was a trained mediwitch, having been a healer for the order in the first war. She got to work as everyone else arrived, finally Fred burst through the doors, in search of his twin.
“I’m saint like.” Were George’s first words. “Holey.”
“In the whole wide world of ear related humour you go with I’m holey?” Fred ha asked, relieved exasperation painting his face as his brother just grinned up from the couch.
Harry felt his heart start again in that moment. He’d released a breath he hadn’t known he was holding, disfigured and injured, undoubtedly in pain, George was making jokes, he’s not sure why that was it, but it was. Harry was completely and utterly gone for George Weasley.Bookmarked by jooncrunchytits
07 Sep 2025