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That one where Bond licks into Q until he can't move.
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- Part 1 of New Tricks/Fur
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16 Jan 2026
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Disobedience Calls For Punishment by allmyinvisiblemonsters
Fandoms: James Bond - All Media Types, James Bond (Movies), James Bond (Craig Movies)
16 Aug 2013
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This is set the morning after "Of Bloody Big Ships and Dashing Captains". Q wakes up on the Vessel Provocateur, a pirate ship run by the effortlessly attractive Captain James Bond. Now that he's sure he won't be hanged, drawn, and quartered for trespassing, he can focus on getting himself some damned breakfast.
Fair Warning: It starts off strong.
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- Part 2 of Pirate!00Q
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15 Jan 2026
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Of Bloody Big Ships and Dashing Captains by allmyinvisiblemonsters
Fandoms: James Bond - All Media Types, James Bond (Movies), James Bond (Craig Movies)
05 Aug 2013
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Desperate to prove that he isn't a coward, seventeen year old Quentin sneaks onto the Vessel Provocateur, a dark merchant ship harbored at the very end of the dock. Or, at least he thought it was a merchant ship. Captured by pirates and harassed by a particularly creepy one, Q is saved by the ship's handsome captain.
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- Part 1 of Pirate!00Q
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 5,912
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 1
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15 Jan 2026
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(I'd Like to Pay You) For A Minute of Your Time by beaubete
Fandoms: Skyfall (2012) - Fandom, James Bond (Craig Movies)
22 Apr 2014
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Stripper!AU: Bond’s been watching him for a few sets now, mostly because the men who come in on ladies’ night tend to be homophobic arseholes, not scrawny little twinks who look like all their Christmases and birthdays have come at once.
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14 Jan 2026
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In Search Of An Exit by dragonfire1603
Fandoms: Skyfall (2012) - Fandom, James Bond (Craig Movies), James Bond (Movies), James Bond - All Media Types
11 Oct 2014
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"I could kill you right now with this blade and there's nothing you could do about it. You should be afraid, why aren't you?," James asked.
"You could but I don't think you will."
Or, in which the job of a Quartermaster isn't what we're used to.
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14 Jan 2026