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Someone’s out to kill Pansy Parkinson. Can her former enemies put aside their own prejudices long enough to save her life?
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11 Aug 2025
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The Scandalous Tale of the Diagon Nursery Calendar by Woldy
Fandoms: Harry Potter - Rowling
28 Dec 2009
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In which Hermione finds herself again following her divorce, becomes re-acquainted with old enemies, and nearly everyone takes their clothes off.
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11 Aug 2025
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A successful CEO of a beauty company, Pansy Parkinson is unlike any other pureblood lady from her circle - independent, unattached, driven and daring. How will her life change when none other than Hermione Granger appears in her life again? And how did she get those scars?
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11 Aug 2025
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Hermione and Pansy’s eighth year at Hogwarts is coming to an uninspiring and rather dull end. After almost nine months of monotonous classes, stressful exams, and all of the other wonders of almost-adulthood, both are ready to get the fuck out of Hogwarts and not look back. The only consolation lies just beyond graduation-- Pansy has accepted a dream job offer, and the paperwork for Hermione’s London apartment has, at last, been finalized.
But, of course, it can’t last. When two idiots in their Charms class get into a fight, Pansy and Hermione are at the wrong place during the wrong time, and because of it they’re plunged into a chaotic and seemingly never-ending situation that threatens to derail their lives as they know it.
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11 Aug 2025
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“What? What are you talking about?”
Draco sighs, shaking his head. “I’m saying that if you want to win this campaign, you have to be in a relationship.”
“Well, I’m not in a relationship,” Hermione snaps. “This entire discussion is wasting time, okay? We just have to find another angle. Maybe focusing on my political record--”
“I have someone. Someone who’s willing to help you out.”
Hermione pauses. Even Ginny’s gaze snaps up from her phone.
“Say that again?”
“Pansy Parkinson. From school. She’s been living in Paris for the past couple years, doing charity work and dabbling in local politics. She’s willing to pose as your very serious girlfriend until the end of the campaign.” Draco waves his hand around. “For something in return, of course.”
“No-- absolutely not!” Hermione says sharply. “We can’t do that!”
Draco cocks his head. “Can’t we, though?”
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Hermione’s on track to become the youngest Minister of Magic in history. There’s just one issue-- the polls hate her. Well, the polls hate her gayness, specifically. When a solution is presented that could fix everything, who’s she to decline?- Language:
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11 Aug 2025
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As her marriage arrangement with Draco Malfoy pends over the summer after Graduation, Pansy Parkinson attempts to find any and all distractions. A new job at the Ministry clears her head, while her unexpected work partner, Hermione Granger, gives her a new light to her most undesired expectations in her inner pure-blood circle.
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08 Aug 2025
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Cool Walls, Warm Thighs by orphan_account for luvsev
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
28 May 2012
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Hermione isn't pleased to learn that Harry and Draco have a new house guest. There is just something about Pansy Parkinson that drives Hermione crazy.
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07 Aug 2025
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At this very moment, Hermione Granger is a tiny muggleborn child who's tried half a dozen spells. No one is scared of her. No one knows to expect her.
"We're really doing this," Pansy eventually says, breaking the silence. "We must be insane."
"We're saving the country." Hermione tears her gaze from the sunrise across the treetops of the Forbidden Forest to find that Pansy is already looking her way, something resolute in her gaze. It's too solemn of an expression for a child, but Hermione's probably isn't better.
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- Part 3 of Around the Clock
- Part 150 of HP Works
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07 Aug 2025
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a red rose grew up out of ice frozen ground by piesofrage
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
22 Oct 2021
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The only thing that can take Hermione's mind off of how much she loathes her repugnant Potions partner are the notes from her mysterious pen pal.
And as for Pansy? She just wants to find a way to cast a permanent Silencio on Granger, and to reply to the charming stranger on the other end of her magical parchment.
(aka the Pansmione "You've Got Mail" AU)
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One text leads to an NDA that becomes something else.
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- Part 11 of Scribbles in Sugar
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04 Jun 2025
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Vax should assume that the person who appears briefly at the end of the alleyway is his sister. He catches a glimpse of blue and white, the flicker of long dark hair, and he should ignore it, because he’s had a shadow his whole life; his sister’s presence is an afterthought, like the warm pressure of his armor, or a blanket draped over his shoulder. She’s like the daggers against his waist. They’re always there. Vex probably stepped out of the tavern to get some air, just like him. Vax doesn’t have to think about it.
But this time, he does.
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When they first meet, she's dead and hanging from a tree. The second time...she's still dead, but more able to remember.
(Aka: a barely divergent AU where Laudna meets Vox Machina in Whitestone)
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12 Feb 2025
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Friends With The Monster Under My Bed by The_Unqualified1
Fandoms: Critical Role (Web Series)
31 Jul 2023
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Imogen isn’t always understood in her day to day life. And then one person that seems to see her... is someone she’s never actually seen.
There’s a monster under her bed, but... she’s charming and lively and brighter than anyone she knows. Even from the shadows.
Her name’s Laudna, and she’s creative, kindly, and decidedly the fun kind of scary.
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11 Feb 2025
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Laudna has had thirty-odd years to grapple with her own death and the intricacies that came with it—constantly falling apart, bones jutting out at queer angles, the persistent chill—but now she is alive, suddenly and unequivocally alive. Her bones now encased in softer, pinkened flesh, her fingers remaining attached no matter the sudden movement, and—hells, she’s warm.
It’s odd and frightening how warm she feels after decades of cold.
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Diverges after the Otohan battle. Laudna is resurrected as a human and has to grapple with what that means as well as her newly revived body's reactions to Imogen.
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11 Feb 2025
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“Orym noted she hasn’t been back to Whitestone since she died,” said Keyleth, leading them along the pebbled paths of Zephrah. She only hesitated a bit on the last word.
“Yes,” grit out Percy, “I think I would have known if a revenant strode into my home. All the guards should remember what one looks like, after all.”
“Percy, she came alone, with my sworn guard vouching for her, looking for help.”
“She’s not alone, I can assure you that. Who else could the voice be, Keyleth? Really?”
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Set post C3 episode 23 - following Delilah's little stunt, Laudna reaches out to the last people to deal with the scheming bitch. Revisiting his trauma has never been Percy's strong suit. Or Cass', for that matter.
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09 Feb 2025
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08 Feb 2025
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Imogen had spent nineteen years not thinking about soulmates, then another seven sure that her soulmate would find her deeply disappointing. The worry hasn’t fully abated, and Matilda still hasn’t shown up.
She now exists in a state of enlightenment, secure in the knowledge that soulmates are bullshit. Because now there is Laudna. If soulmates were worth a damn, surely hers would be Laudna.
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A story about fate, and choice. A story about love. Or, a soulmate au.
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05 Feb 2025
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When Imogen first comes across the user Fun Scary in game, they’re the DPS in the 4-man party.
What she doesn't account for, though, is the friend request that she recieves afterwards.
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05 Feb 2025
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Who's Capable of Loving You? by lespetitesmorts
Fandoms: Critical Role (Web Series), What Doesn't Break (2024)
05 Dec 2024
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A Soulmate Tattoo AU, set as close to canon as I can get - kinda in between What Doesn't Break and C3. There is some reference to and inclusion of material from the Laudna book, so proceed at your own pace!
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05 Feb 2025
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Imogen's in Whitestone for business and decides to go shopping in one of the large department stores. An employee happily wrapping gifts catches her eye.
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- Part 4 of Southern Gothic Prompt Requests
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05 Feb 2025
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Laudna would habitually refuse these kinds of jobs: murals for events that'll be taken down the morning after. It was fruitless work. But she was lost in the city and this felt like the perfect town to escape to.
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Imogen commissions Laudna to paint a mural for an event she's planning. They, naturally, fall in love along the way.Bookmarked by kurrent
05 Feb 2025