lexagon
Fandoms
- Dream SMP (10)
- Minecraft (Video Game) (10)
- IT - Stephen King (2)
- IT (Movies - Muschietti) (2)
- Teen Wolf (TV) (1)
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is that a fucking werewolf? by lexagon
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Teen Wolf (TV)
10 Apr 2024
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“What did they tell you?” Sam demands.
“So you are their drug dealer!” Tommy blurts. “Is that why Aimsey’s wound healed so fast? I didn’t think steroids did that, but maybe you changed them a bit. That’s actually sort of cool; a drug that could heal wounds faster, make someone super fast and…” Tommy looks down. The ground is a few inches below his feet. “Strong. Really strong.”
Something criminally weird is happening, and Tommy, as always, has inserted himself into the middle of it. Shit, why can’t he just leave stuff like this alone?
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Tommy is convinced everyone is doing drugs, but really it's just werewolves. Insane, right?
Series
- Part 1 of ideas pile
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my palms and fingers still reek of gasoline by lexagon
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP
20 Dec 2022
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“I don’t know,” Tubbo whispers. “I don’t know why I’m crying.”
But he thinks, somewhere inside of him, he does. Because he’s felt this overwhelming sadness before, the pit in his stomach that blocks his air and burns his eyes. He felt it every day in New L’Manberg, staring at the podium and remembering his old general's speeches before every battle.
He’s feeling grief.
But it's not for Wilbur. Or Spins. Or anyone who is actually dead, and would need to be grieved.
It’s for Tommy, who’s sitting right next to him, alive and well.
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5 times the passerine crew accidentally end up in the dsmp universe, and one time tubbo ends up in theirs.
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“You scared—” Wilbur runs a hand through his hair. “I thought I was gonna have to talk my way out of another robbery.”
“How many people are regularly robbing you?” Techno asks, confused. “You’re, like, fourteen stories up.”
Phil doesn’t even think to question it: it’s Wilbur, after all.
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Phil and Techno go to London to track down the elusive Wilbur Soot. Not because they care or anything. No, no it’s totally just because they’re planning a heist and need his help. No found family reasons whatsoever.
AKA Philza's Ocean 11 au
Series
- Part 2 of Philza's Heist (ft. his kids)
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The Muscle by lexagon
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Ocean's Eleven Trilogy (Movies)
17 Aug 2022
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“When did you get out of jail?”
“Uh,” Phil looks to the gray sky, avoiding Techno’s eyes. “Four days ago?”
“Four days?!”
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Phil's been out of the game for five years, stuck rotting in a jail cell. But now he's out on good behavior, and he is planning on making the judge regret that decision.
The first step? Finding Techno. The second? Pulling off the biggest heist of Phil's entire career.
AKA Phil tries to put together an Ocean's 11 team, but ends up accidentally adopting a bunch of teenagers.
Series
- Part 1 of Philza's Heist (ft. his kids)
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After Dream gets sent to jail, Ranboo can't help but feel guilty about him being in there all alone... So he decides to visit. What's the worst that could come out of a simple game of 20 questions?
“I have a theory about you, Ranboo.”
“What’s that?” Ranboo asks, hesitantly looking back toward Dream’s mask.
“I think you remember more than you let on.” Dream says, his voice lowering, as if telling a dirty secret. “What’s wrong, Ranboo? Cat got your tongue?”
Ranboo stops breathing.
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Ranboo visits the prison, and plays a game of 20 questions with Dream. Then he visits again. And again. And suddenly, he's somehow befriended the servers resident psycho. Surely this will have no future consequences!
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Philza's Heist (ft. his kids) by lexagon
Fandom Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Ocean's 8 (2018), Ocean's Eleven Trilogy (Movies)
22 Aug 2022
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Phil's been out of the game for five years, stuck rotting in a jail cell. But now he's out on good behavior, and he is planning on making the judge regret her decision.
AKA Phil tries to put together an Ocean's 11 team, but ends up accidentally adopting a bunch of teenagers.
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can’t we tell them all apart by DivineProjectZero
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
06 May 2023
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“This is the best day ever,” Dark Shadow sing-songs, which would be perfectly normal expect for the fact that it’s Tokoyami Fumikage’s body clapping his hands together and twirling in a happy circle.
“Oh my god,” Hawks chokes out and doubles over, cackling.
(in which Tokoyami and Dark Shadow are body swapped.)
Bookmarked by lexagon
02 Jan 2026
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there has never been a door there by wetsocks (Nicky_boy)
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
02 Mar 2023
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“Just don’t squirm,” the slime says, “and it won’t hurt. Much.”
It lunges at him.
Izuku’s hand clutches the door knob at his back and twists- pulling the door open just as the slime reaches him and stepping to the side. The slime goes sailing past and into the vast hallway beyond.
Izuku closes the door.
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Izuku doesn't have a quirk. Not really. Not according to the doctors at least.
Katsuki would like to vehemently disagree.- Language:
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Bookmarked by lexagon
02 Jan 2026
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It was really just his luck that a hulking monster lumbered out of the woods and directly onto his driveway. Just his luck that he threw enough parties when his parents were gone that the neighbors had long tuned out any noise that came from his yard. Just a nice cherry on top of the fucking cake that, even if anyone did hear him screaming when claws tangled in his jacket and pulled, Steve honestly wasn’t sure they’d have cared enough to bother anyway.
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Months before El ripped open the gate at Hawkins Lab, the Demogorgon started ripping tears of its own. Months before it found Will Byers, it found Steve Harrington.
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- Part 1 of Nowhere to look but inside
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Bookmarked by lexagon
26 Dec 2025
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wrong in all the right ways by DivineProjectZero
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
08 Oct 2022
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Hawks looks up to give Fumikage a mischievous grin. “Co-mentoring, duh. I can’t wait to see you play senpai to whoever we end up with.”
The very idea makes a shudder run down Fumikage’s spine. “Absolutely not. I refuse to adopt any underclassmen.”
(wherein Tokoyami is a year above Class 1-A.)
Bookmarked by lexagon
09 May 2025
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When it ended, Harry loved Teddy more than he ever loved anything or anyone.
Take that, Harry thought spitefully, though he didn’t know, exactly, who it was directed toward.
OR: Twelve times Harry chooses his godson and chooses to live, too.Bookmarked by lexagon
04 May 2025