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    Short, AU drabbles originally posted to my tumblr (loopyhoopydrabbles) for a '30 days, 30 AUs' project.

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    In which Astarion is an ex-olympic figure skater and Gale is a famous musician. They get paired together as Dancing on Ice's first ever same sex couple. Shenanigans ensue.

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    “How did you even get in? I very definitely remember locking up.”

    “Ah,” Gale looks ever-so-slightly abashed. Only slightly, though. Mostly he looks a little proud of himself. “You know how the receptionist is always asleep?”

    Astarion's eyebrows shoot up.

    “Gale Dekarios, you shady thing.”

    “I only borrowed it! He's never been awake enough to ask about spares, so. It was easier to just sort it out myself.”

    “It would have been easier to ask me,” Astarion points out.

    “Mmmm,” Gale hums, doubtfully. “I don't know if I'd ever consider you the ‘easier’ option, Astarion, I feel that would be doing your commitment to cantankerousness a great disservice.”

    I'd be extremely easy if you weren't so fucking annoying, Astarion thinks.

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    05 May 2024

  2. Public Bookmark 23

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    Trent knows a lot about flowers. Ted fucks him about it.

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    20 May 2023

  3. Public Bookmark 30

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    Martin pressed his hands against his face, suppressing an undignified noise of frustration. He hadn’t slept in days with that incessant knocking. Honestly, he’d prefer at this point if Prentiss would finally knock the door down and just fill him with holes already. 

    “Don’t you have anything better to do?!” Martin asked, glaring at the door.

    The knocking, for a moment, stopped. “Not really,” he heard, a faint rattle of a voice through the door. “Next attempt at world domination isn’t scheduled for another month yet.”

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    08 Oct 2022

  4. Public Bookmark 46

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    ‘We’re going for a multi-role.' Tim smiles encouragingly. 'We think it’s really going to open up the parallels and queer readings of the play. And you’re going to be great, Martin.’ 

     

    Jon joins an am-dram group and manages to land the lead in Hamlet. He's playing off of a very nervous but kinda cute co-star for both the love interest and queer coded best friend roles. Which means lots of rehearsing, car sharing, physical c-c-contact and practice k*ssing... Perhaps there's a chance they might fall in.... no... surely not...

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    23 Mar 2022

  5. Public Bookmark 60

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    Martin’s afterlife is shaping up to be just as depressing as his life on Earth was. At least he has a walking database of all knowledge in the universe to keep him company.

    (A MAG/The Good Place fusion AU)

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    22 Mar 2022