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    A Jayroy no-capes AU because I can. Warning: enough fluff to rot your teeth.

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    My contributions to the New Atlantis Lesbian Agenda.

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    The sex felt so good he could hardly breathe.

    Literally.

    “Damen,” Laurent gasped out, one hand spasming up to his neck, which felt thick like he’d swallowed a rubber ball. “Damen-”

    “Oh my god,” Damen said, horrified, “Laurent, are you alright?”

    “Hospital,” Laurent rasped, “Damen, hospital-”

    Damen was already reaching for his phone. His eyes were wild with horror, and he cried, “Don’t worry, help is on the way, just hold on baby-”

    And that was how Laurent learned he was allergic to latex.

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    20 Feb 2026

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    As the old year gives way to the new, all are celebrating. That is, all but one. Denethor, disgraced former steward of Gondor, sees little reason to make merry. He wishes for nothing more than to be left alone in bitterness and resentment. Gandalf, however, has other plans for him.

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    13 Sep 2025

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    Everyone knows something's going on with Laurent, but nobody can quite put a finger on it. Running what's left of their parents' company sure is difficult, but he has uncle Reg to help, doesn't he?

    Auguste would give anything to understand. He'd do anything to help his little brother, but their relationship has never been the same, ever since he came back from France with a wife and a kid. One would think your own brother would be happy for you, but that is *not* what's happening.

    Instead, the one who's there happens to be an old friend, Damen. He comes with a basket of his own shit to deal with, but he's reliable. And kind-hearted, and fun, and loyal to a fault.

    ...Laurent seems to hate him with a passion.

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    19 Feb 2026

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  4. Public Bookmark 14

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    Gravely wounded at the Battle of the Pelennor Fields, Éowyn is confined to the Houses of Healing for ten long days. Rest is demanded of her, while her thoughts remain fixed beyond the walls: on the war yet unfinished, and on Aragorn, whom she believes her heart is bound to follow.

    In the same quiet halls, Faramir lies recovering from wounds of both body and soul. Amid grief, disillusionment, and the slow work of healing, he finds an unexpected solace in Éowyn’s presence.

    As days pass, Faramir’s affection deepens into tender love. Éowyn, however, sees him only as a companion in recovery. But when the time comes to leave the Houses of Healing, and Faramir departs from her, she finds a gaping loss she cannot explain.

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    Set in the same 'universe' as Against the Tide (Éomer x Lothíriel) and Stranded Hearts (Amrothos x Arwa), but can be read as a standalone.

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    20 Jan 2026

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    LOTR

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    ESPN @ESPN
    Video leaked of Boston Raiders player Cliff Marleau (@CMarleauRaiders) taking a nighttime tumble down the infamous Boston "cop slide."

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    Going down the "cop slide" becomes a trend among NHL players when visiting Boston, and Ilya may or may not be responsible, but no one can prove it.

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    04 Jan 2026

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