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    The Boston Raiders tease Rozanov about his mystery long distance girlfriend, sending Jane stories and embarrassing pictures of Ilya. Shane and Ilya don’t think much of it - until Theo Michaud gets traded to from Boston to Montreal and updates his contact list.

    Set during Ilya's last year as a Raider and Michaud's first day as a Metro.

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    14 Jan 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 31

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    “Okay, so there was this prince–”

    “Once upon a time!” Ruby interrupted. “Every story starts with once upon a time.”

    Right. An amateur mistake. Shane took a breath and began again. “Once upon a time, in a kingdom far away, there was a prince.”

    A sick Ruby Pike demands a storytime from Shane while he babysits her. He can’t help but tell the one story he knows best.

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    14 Jan 2026

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    There are all kinds of theories about why Scott Hunter and Shane Hollander dropped gloves, but only one of them makes Ilya Rozanov livid...

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    Ilya shrugged. "Who cares what ancient Scott Hunter says to make Shane Hollander mad?” Ilya. Ilya cared very much. Had sent a series of curious texts to Jane throughout the night that had all gone unanswered. Whatever. “Is no big deal. Hollander probably stole Hunter’s old man handkerchief to use as bib.”

    “Just don’t ask my wife. She has theories upon theories.”

    Ilya swung toward Jason Caine, the hulking defenseman Boston had acquired from Pittsburgh in a recent trade. Ilya was still figuring the quiet, stoic man out. “Theories?”

    “Yeah. I tell her she reads too much fanfic.” With a fond grin, he slung his bag over his shoulder. “Anyway, see you guys in the morning.”

    "Wait," Marleau cut in, turning to Jason. “Now you got me curious as hell. What’s your wife’s theory?”

    "Yes Caine. What is this theory?"

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    13 Jan 2026

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    Since Shane’s Calvin Klein campaign dropped, it somehow escaped the hockey bubble entirely and spilled into the general public. There are countless TikToks now—not even from hockey fans, just regular people—posting about his husband in tight white briefs that leave very little to the imagination. Every sports show seems obligated to mention Shane Hollander’s Calvin Klein campaign. It’s inescapable in a way neither of them had expected.

    At first, Ilya thought it was fun. He was glad the world finally saw his husband as the sexy, talented man he’d always known him to be. He liked interacting with fan posts and edits, even sending them to Shane just to watch the way his face would immediately redden.

    But now, the public reaction is a little… much.

    or; Shane’s Calvin Klein campaign goes viral, not only in the hockey sphere, but all over the internet. Ilya tries (and fails) to not show his jealousy.

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    13 Jan 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 72

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    It was supposed to be a rivalry campaign.

    But somehow it spirals into #hollanov becoming the most talked about thing in the world of hockey. Now the NHL must choose: profits or homophobia?

    A fic where homophobia and corporate greed duke it out, and to no one's surprise, its another victory for capitalism.

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    12 Jan 2026