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Xenk Yendar, newly thrust into the world of the Sword Coast's high society, is recruited into a scheme to keep Miss Kira Darvis out of the marriage market for the year. Being himself overwhelmed by the experience and patently uninterested in marriage, he agrees to aid her.
However, as the season moves on, he finds himself drawn more into the Darvis's social circle. In particular towards the brooding and melancholy patriarch Edgin Darvis, who has taken a distinct and vehement dislike to him.
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14 Dec 2023
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Is it morally ethical to pound my fat ass slut of a daughter if she begs for it? by tentacleproctologist
Fandoms: Homestuck
22 Jun 2022
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Rose has been a distant daughter, snippy and not even present ever since college started. When she comes back for the holidays with a door breaking derriere and a insatiable oral fixation, its all her mother can do to keep it in her pants. But if Rose finds out what her darling mommy has behind those pants, she might be liable to rip them off herself.
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29 Sep 2022
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(Originally posted by me from Fanfic) Predating the events of HOTD, Saya finds herself absolutely filled with joy as her mother returns from her out of country work into her loving embrace... and oh is it an intense "embrace". Based on the OVA hallucinations by Saya Takagi, but expanded into an actual raunchy event in her life.
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10 Apr 2021
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Pram's Plaything by Imasuky
Fandoms: Phantom Kingdom | Makai Kingdom: Chronicles of the Sacred Tome
17 Jul 2018
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Originally Published: April 2007. Pram gets a new toy: You.
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08 Apr 2021
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When April Ludgate needs a massage model for her ASMR channel, Ann Perkins is the obvious choice. But when the massages start getting a little sexy, Ann realizes she might not be as straight as she thought.
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02 Mar 2021
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When Pierce leaves Troy his entire fortune on the condition that he get married, Abed prepares a thirty-page briefing on the attributes one would need to be Troy Barnes's soulmate. In retrospect, that should have been the first hint.
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ear tags by Madame la Problématique (callmearcturus)
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
09 May 2020
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inspired by Bit_Not_Good's cattle series
Among all of the alterations made, the one that really draws Jon's eye is surprisingly mundane.
He keeps looking at the ear tag.
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She comes to a halt next to where he’s standing with Zabini, icing them both pretty thoroughly, and, god, she barely even looks at Cormac, just props her hands on her hips and frowns at Zabini and jerks her chin towards Cormac before asking, in a tone that’s flat with derision—“Who the fuck is he?”
She’s not even pleasant, Cormac thinks, helplessly dismayed by how much he already knows he doesn’t give a shit.
[ ALTERNATIVELY - Cormac can't play hockey anymore, Pansy can't find a skating partner, and neither of them have a very good poker face. ]
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- Part 3 of Ice, Ice, Baby
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20 Sep 2020
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Not usually in to F/M but there’s something about this story that just really makes me smile. I just spent such a long time looking for it haha :)
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Tea and No Sympathy by who_la_hoop for disapparater
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
23 Dec 2014
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It's Potter's fault, of course, that Draco finds himself trapped in the same twenty-four-hour period, repeating itself over and over again. It's been nearly a year since the unpleasant business at Hogwarts, and Draco's getting on with his life quite nicely, thank you, until Harry sodding Potter steps in and ruins it all, just like always. At first, though, the time loop seems liberating. For the first time in his life, he can do anything, say anything, be anything, without consequence. But the more Draco repeats the day, the more he realises the uncomfortable truth: he's falling head over heels for the speccy git. And suddenly, the time loop feels like a trap. For how can he ever get Harry to love him back when time is, quite literally, against him?
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15 May 2020
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Been looking for this one for ages, it’s so good!
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Slip Into My Lover's Hands by lq_traintracks (lumosed_quill) for snowgall
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
24 Jul 2015
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Draco licks his lips. He shuts his eyes, because he doesn't think he can look at Potter when he says it. When he asks for it. "One finger?"
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05 May 2020
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"So," Eames says slowly, leaning back against the school wall as he idly taps his cigarette. "We've got a problem here."
or, The Fake Boyfriend High School AU
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- Part 1 of Simple Math
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10 Apr 2020
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Clare was a focused, responsible college girl... until her university counselor Dr. Patrice helped turn her into a baby girl. For her own good, of course. College was so hard, but being soft and warm in her diaper makes Clare feel so safe. Clare's new life as a baby girl begins when roommate and new 'Mommy' Mia takes her in and begins training her to be a diapered adult baby for their mutual pleasure. With the help of some special baby formula from Dr. Patrice, Mia proceeds to condition Baby Clare into perfect soft obedience.
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- Part 2 of A College Re-Education
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This is no longer a real massage, this is touching, but Merlin wouldn’t know to object, and Arthur is past the point of behaving professionally.
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these hearts adore (too cold for you here and now) by arthur_pendragon
Fandoms: Merlin (TV)
01 Oct 2024
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Red, golden, brown leaves begin drifting from wizen trees when Merlin has his first kiss.
He’d thought — hoped that it would happen the way it does in the flicks, even though he’s the best friend of the biggest cynic in school and probably the town. He’d wanted it to be romantic, with him holding hands with his crush, the two of them having just confessed to harbouring feelings far beyond their comprehension for each other.
Merlin is fifteen when autumn flakes the trees in a slow dance and the older boy who’s hated him for years and years slams him into a wall and kisses him.
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Take Me Apart And Make Me Whole by HotChocolate24 (Cadburytrooper96) for AccioNewt
Fandoms: Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them (Movies)
30 Sep 2019
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“Oh. You don’t want to be my good boy, do you? You want to be my good whore.” Newt shuddered and Tina smirked.
There are a lot of things Tina loves but none of them can compare to how much she loves seeing her husband underneath her. This was a lovely idea born in the comments of my other fic 'No Good Deed Goes Unpunished' and I couldn't let it go.
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24 Dec 2019
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After a violent confrontation over a missing report evolves into a hateful fuck, Harry and Draco start a series of violent and perverted trysts until a snowball kiss changes everything.
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And Hope Says, Perhaps Today by thisbloodycat for capitu
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
14 Jun 2015
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It's for the best, Draco keeps telling himself—over and over like an endless mantra. But self-deception has never been that high on his list of coping techniques.
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04 Sep 2019
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As much as Will would argue against it, Mike knows he needs to be softer with him than he is with anyone else. Will seems to naturally lend himself to being treated so gently. A lifetime of soft touches and wanting glances.
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03 Sep 2019
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"This is a casual, adult relationship based on sex, and it is awesome." In which Stiles and Derek have a great time buddyfucking until a burrito ruins it all.
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02 Sep 2019
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A life of crime means there is no nine to five, no white picket fence and definitely no happily ever after. In a life where lying gets you everywhere and stealing things becomes a sport, there is no place for romantic endings. Louis knows this, and so does Harry. Problem is, they're both wrong.
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Louis is a thief, Harry a grifter. They are thrown together for a huge diamond heist in Paris, where their past soon catches up to them.
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- Part 2 of no pressure, no diamonds ‘verse
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28 Aug 2019