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breaking and entering is a crime, you know (but i'd forgive you of anything) by Excalis
Fandoms: Bleach (Anime & Manga)
14 Jun 2022
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“Why do you keep breaking into my house?” Ichigo complained, in lieu of a proper response. It was best to not feed Kisuke’s ego.
“I was sexiled from my own home,” Kisuke sighed. “And Tessai-san and the kids are out in town, shopping.”
Ichigo’s eye twitched as he processed the word “sexiled” falling from Kisuke’s lips. There was just something unfathomably wrong about him using modern slang. Like listening to your fifty year-old aunt insist that she was “hip with the kids”.
“Neither Yoruichi and Kuukaku even live there,” Kisuke lamented, oblivious to his internal struggle. “They just started stripping while I was eating my tamagoyaki. I would have stayed to finish it, but Kuukaku threatened to set my lab on fire until I left.”
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Ernesto de la Cruz vs. The Court of Public Opinion by skater_of_the_surface
Fandoms: Coco (2017)
23 Nov 2024
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The thrilling sequel to Coco that you've all been waiting for! Miguel visits ... wait for it... wait for it... A LIBRARY.
Or : Miguel probably can't prove that Ernesto is a murderer, but stupendous fuckbucket is still on the table.
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Bookmarked by mikkihart
08 Sep 2025
Bookmarker's Notes
Bless this genius author for writing this hilarious masterpiece. Highly recommend reading with voices (pro tip: watch a movie/tv clip pf character before reading this will refresh the voice in your mind.)
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[Podfic] Family Feud: Pro-Hero Edition by RuneLore
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
04 Feb 2021
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Family Feud: Pro-Hero Edition!
Our players include the elusive All Might Family, charming people with warm smiles despite their classified identities! Against the Number One Hero, we have Present Mic's Family—a group whose collective lack of sleep is almost endearing—Hitoshi, in all honesty, was not hyped about being on a gameshow. It was bright, loud, crowded, and not his bedroom where he could be petting one of their cats. Was he upset about it? Not nearly as much as he was before finding out that the cute teen on the other team was his soulmate.
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- Part 3 of [Podfic] RuneLore's ShinDeku Month 2021
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[Podfic] How to woo your in-laws by jasperaptor
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types
02 Aug 2025
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Clark’s and Bruce’s relationship was doing great.
In consequence, Mr and Mrs Kent decided to invite the Waynes to the farm for dinner. Nothing too formal. No need to bring anything either.
Just a nice family dinner to introduce Bruce as their son’s official boyfriend.
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'Totally, sir, no undisclosed plans concerning Kryptonite were involved in how I met your son.’
Jonathan Kent glared at Bruce’s unreadable expression in silent judgment.
Dick soundlessly screamed behind his napkin.
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It went as well as expected. [Podfic Version]
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AITA for courting the guy my whole family repeatedly insulted? by bumblebeelex
Fandoms: Naruto (Anime & Manga)
31 Jul 2025
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“Your mother was a Hatake!?” Izuna shouted in disbelief, startling many of the Senju.
“Yes? I thought you knew?” Hashirama tilted his head, looking over to Tobirama who shrugged slightly.
“No, it seems like some of our intel was a bit outdated,” Madara sighed, pinching his brow. “Does this change anything else in the peace treaty? Any other culturally insensitive terms that need to be removed?”
Madara narrowed his eyes as Tobirama coughed, hiding his face for a moment. Did he just cover up a laugh?
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MadaTobi Week 2024 Day 3: Cultural Differences / Traditions