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Stede is working on his first magazine photoshoot and everything goes wrong until the handsome guy in charge of the flower arrangements decides to intervene.
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Ed has always had a vibrant imagination. For much of his life he's had to use it to survive, but he hasn't needed to for a while and he can barely remember what it was like to feel that spark . . . until he hears of a certain flamboyant amateur who bamboozled his very competent first mate.
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A down-on-his-luck Lucius gets a little help from generous county worker Pete.
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Neither Ceasing, Nor Desisting by BrainzGoblin, ClaireGregory, CommunionNimrod, Deniz_B, Dracothelizard, ElapsedSpiral, evilgiraff, FPwoper, JaneSane, mistercrystal, nomadsland, shieldmaidenofmithrilhall, Zigster
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
01 Dec 2023
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Offensive Semaphore. Defacing the Pyramids. Beat Poetry. Edward Teach has (or perhaps, hasn't) done it all. And now that they've been reunited, Stede wants to hear every story Ed is willing to tell.
An anthology exploring the truth behind Blackbeard's alleged crimes.
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Thank You For Being A Friend by mistercrystal
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV), The Golden Girls
28 Nov 2023
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After his divorce, Stede Bonnet moved to Miami alone, but he doesn't stay alone for long!
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Thank You For Being A Friend by mistercrystal
Fandom Our Flag Means Death (TV), The Golden Girls
28 Nov 2023
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Who orders that much wine at the last minute, anyway? And what kind of name is Stede Bonnet?
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Stede spins around to see where the voice has come from and is faced by a man so attractive that he thinks briefly that he must be a panic induced hallucination, or else a guardian angel of hair.
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In which Stede Bonnet gets a haircut.
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Was there a plan here? Did Stede think he never wanted to fuck again? Because Ed definitely wanted to fuck again. Like, a lot.
And now they were here, at the inn, alone. The Revenge had sailed off into a buttery marmalade sunset with the whole crew, so it was just the two of them (and assorted small animals in varying stages of decomposition) in their perfect, partially collapsed new home.
Ed was trying very hard not to think of it as a wedding night.
Especially since it wasn’t one.
Like, at all. They were not married. Not even close! And Stede knew pirate marriages existed—between all mix of genders. They’d just been to one. So if he wanted to be gay pirate married to Ed, he’d have said something.
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It's Ed and Stede's first night at the inn together, and as usual Ed is feeling super normal about it.
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When his bosses goad him, Stede needs a fake boyfriend to attend his company's annual holiday party from hell, so he asks a friend to help.
It's just his luck that once Stede gets to the party with his pretend date on his arm, he meets the world's most beautiful man.
And that's before hell breaks loose.
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When Stede meets a startlingly well-dressed man at an otherwise rather tacky Sexy Santa Night at the bar, he quickly develops one objective: hold this man's attention by any means necessary. Even if it means pretending to be terrible at pool.
Despite Stede's ruse, Ed might just see him more clearly than anyone ever has before. And Stede might be getting some life-changing Christmas wishes granted tonight that he didn't even know he had.