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    Harris, who was sitting next to Shane, nudged him with his foot. “Yeah, I mean, it’s not kinky kinky unless Shane went out and bought, like, a full-on sex swing or something crazy like–”

    Harris stopped talking because Shane had frozen. Completely frozen. His glass halted halfway to his lips. His eyes went wide and fixed on a point on the far wall. The blush that had been a soft pink bloomed into a scarlet tide that crept from his neckline to the roots of his hair.

    Ilya, watching him, threw his head back and burst out laughing.

    (or, 5 times Ottawa Centaurs found out their sweet Canadian cinnamonroll is a freak and 1 time they realized that Hollanov's freaks are matched)

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    17 May 2026

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    For someone so eager to please, Stede has a habit of being real fucking weird about compliments.

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    11 Apr 2026

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  3. Public Bookmark 39

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    “...And it’s the fucking disrespect of it!” Stede ranted, pacing his room furiously. Edward leaned against the wall beside the locked door and watched him with rapidly decreasing patience, arms crossed, waiting for him to finish his tirade about Izzy Hands.

    “Yeah, mate, he can be a handful sometimes. Anyway, speaking of handfuls, about your dick–”

     

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    A subversion of the "Enemies to Lovers" trope, as told in three acts.

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    05 Apr 2026

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  4. Public Bookmark 34

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    After their treasure hunting day, Ed's still on edge trying to figure Stede out, so he decides to ask about the other secret passageways in the ship.

    Stede shows him the one under the bed, where he's always thought he could hide from a marauding pirate captain... or be captured by one. Hiding together down there from the crew, Ed rapidly learns that Stede's got more going on in his secret passageways than anyone knew...

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    21 Feb 2026

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    Stede spins around to see where the voice has come from and is faced by a man so attractive that he thinks briefly that he must be a panic induced hallucination, or else a guardian angel of hair.

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    In which Stede Bonnet gets a haircut.

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    03 Jan 2026

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