mistercrystal
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Stede is working on his first magazine photoshoot and everything goes wrong until the handsome guy in charge of the flower arrangements decides to intervene.
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Ed has always had a vibrant imagination. For much of his life he's had to use it to survive, but he hasn't needed to for a while and he can barely remember what it was like to feel that spark . . . until he hears of a certain flamboyant amateur who bamboozled his very competent first mate.
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A down-on-his-luck Lucius gets a little help from generous county worker Pete.
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Neither Ceasing, Nor Desisting by BrainzGoblin, ClaireGregory, CommunionNimrod, Deniz_B, Dracothelizard, ElapsedSpiral, evilgiraff, FPwoper, JaneSane, mistercrystal, nomadsland, shieldmaidenofmithrilhall, Zigster
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
01 Dec 2023
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Offensive Semaphore. Defacing the Pyramids. Beat Poetry. Edward Teach has (or perhaps, hasn't) done it all. And now that they've been reunited, Stede wants to hear every story Ed is willing to tell.
An anthology exploring the truth behind Blackbeard's alleged crimes.
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Thank You For Being A Friend by mistercrystal
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV), The Golden Girls
28 Nov 2023
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After his divorce, Stede Bonnet moved to Miami alone, but he doesn't stay alone for long!
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- Part 1 of Thank You For Being A Friend
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Thank You For Being A Friend by mistercrystal
Fandom Our Flag Means Death (TV), The Golden Girls
28 Nov 2023
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Harris, who was sitting next to Shane, nudged him with his foot. “Yeah, I mean, it’s not kinky kinky unless Shane went out and bought, like, a full-on sex swing or something crazy like–”
Harris stopped talking because Shane had frozen. Completely frozen. His glass halted halfway to his lips. His eyes went wide and fixed on a point on the far wall. The blush that had been a soft pink bloomed into a scarlet tide that crept from his neckline to the roots of his hair.
Ilya, watching him, threw his head back and burst out laughing.
(or, 5 times Ottawa Centaurs found out their sweet Canadian cinnamonroll is a freak and 1 time they realized that Hollanov's freaks are matched)
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- Part 10 of Crashing out over Hollanov
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A Bit of Positive Reinforcement by YergiiDzov (Yergink)
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
02 Nov 2024
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For someone so eager to please, Stede has a habit of being real fucking weird about compliments.
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Enemies, Two Lovers (And Enemies Again) by Jazzxdaffy
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
21 Aug 2022
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“...And it’s the fucking disrespect of it!” Stede ranted, pacing his room furiously. Edward leaned against the wall beside the locked door and watched him with rapidly decreasing patience, arms crossed, waiting for him to finish his tirade about Izzy Hands.
“Yeah, mate, he can be a handful sometimes. Anyway, speaking of handfuls, about your dick–”
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A subversion of the "Enemies to Lovers" trope, as told in three acts.Series
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After their treasure hunting day, Ed's still on edge trying to figure Stede out, so he decides to ask about the other secret passageways in the ship.
Stede shows him the one under the bed, where he's always thought he could hide from a marauding pirate captain... or be captured by one. Hiding together down there from the crew, Ed rapidly learns that Stede's got more going on in his secret passageways than anyone knew...
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- Part 12 of Silly Spicy Sweet One-Shots
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Stede spins around to see where the voice has come from and is faced by a man so attractive that he thinks briefly that he must be a panic induced hallucination, or else a guardian angel of hair.
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In which Stede Bonnet gets a haircut.