moralcandy
Fandoms
- QSMP | Quackity SMP (4)
- Homestuck (2)
- Haikyuu!! (1)
Recent works
-
maybe he had hurt me bad (but a brother is a brother and that is that) by moralcandy
Fandoms: Haikyuu!!
13 Jul 2024
Tags
Summary
You're frozen, socks dug into comfortable carpet as you watch your brother sob on the floor. The golden hallway light illuminates his back, and your hand grips the doorknob tighter as you hear him sniffle. Your eyebrows furrow, whether with confusion or sadness, you do not know.
or, a first-person vignette i wrote about the scene where tsukishima opens a door to see his brother crying, from tsukishima's perspective.
-
Tags
Summary
15 Things That Don't Come Back: A List by Charlie Slimecicle
or, a poem i wrote from q!slime's perspective about q!mariana and juanaflippa.
Series
- Part 3 of qsmp poems :)
-
Tags
Summary
Juanaflippa doesn't know why, ever since she's been revived for the second time, everybody has been treating her differently than when she was alive.
Yes, she knows she didn't have those cracks in her glasses before, and that she used to have more freckles, but so what?
She's still Juanaflippa. (..At least, she thinks she is.)
or,
i tried to write a poem from codeflippa's perspective, in first personSeries
- Part 2 of codeflippa fics ^^
- Part 1 of qsmp poems :)
-
Tags
Summary
'In sickness and in health,
to love and to cherish,
till death do us part.'These are a part of the wedding vows Slime gave his husband during their wedding, holding his hands as he recited them.
They are also the wedding vows he repeats to himself in his mind during their daughter's funeral, holding his husband's hand tight with a white-knuckled grip.
or,
a poem about q!slime, written from q!slime's perspective, talking to q!marianaSeries
- Part 2 of qsmp poems :)
-
Tags
Summary
Juanaflippa was only ever without her parents for one night, resulting in her death. Ever since then, her parents have never left her side. Juanaflippa has only ever felt lonely once in her life.
Juanaflippa has never felt this lonely before.
or,
while her parents are trapped in purgatory, codeflippa is left alone in her father's house.Series
- Part 1 of codeflippa fics ^^
Recent series
-
Summary
poems i've written about the qsmp ^^
- Words:
- 2,219
- Works:
- 3
-
Summary
fics i've written about codeflippa :D she is so fascinating to me
- Words:
- 5,686
- Works:
- 2
Recent bookmarks
-
Tags
Summary
Tim's parents faked their deaths and fled the country years ago, but neglected to take him with them. He spent some time on the streets, and now at 16, he makes a living as a fortune teller, stalking and hustling the shit out of Gotham's elite by telling them eerily accurate fortunes based on the information he gathers about them.
His life is peculiar but he wouldn't change a thing. When he gets booked for the big Wayne Halloween party, however, he finds himself getting all tangled up with the Waynes, and the more fortunes he tells, the tighter the snare becomes.or: Tim just wanted to scam Gotham's elite, not end up on the Batfamily's watchlist. But it seems they just won't leave him alone..
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 69,788
- Chapters:
- 30/30
- Collections:
- 89
- Comments:
- 5,812
- Kudos:
- 24,662
- Bookmarks:
- 7,989
- Hits:
- 370,221
Bookmarked by moralcandy
11 Oct 2025
Bookmarker's Notes
kind of hilarious
-
'“Do your thang,” Jason said, and Tim did his thang.' sure why not
-
'“Uh, Von.. Brussel… trout,” said Tim, whose braincells seemed to have committed mass suicide.
Jason squinted at him.
”Your name is Tim Von Brusseltrout?”
Tim fought against the impulse to bang his own forehead into the table.' dude
-
'[...] What parents name their child just 'Tim'?”
“It’s actually short for Mortimer,” Said Tim, who was not an avid practitioner of the ancient and delicate art of thinking before you spoke.
Jason gave him an incredulous look.
“So, wait. Let me get this straight. Your real, full, actual, God-given name, is Mortimer Von Brusseltrout?”' Dude.
-
'The last thing he heard was panicked voices as his legs gave out beneath him.
Then, all was quiet.' this the shit that happens when you're named Mortimer Brusseltrout bro
-
'“But we need to know what exactly is going on,” Jason filled in. “What’s your name, kid?”
“Tim.”
“Your real name.”' dude wdym it's Mortimer Von Brusselsprout I Mean Brusseltrout
-
'“What happened to your laptop?” Bruce asked, probably to sway the conversation away from Batman.
“Oh,” Tim said distractedly. He was stroking the soft fur of his dinosaur. Tracing the seams. “I smashed it.”
“What? Why?” Bruce stared at him, and Tim realized that that probably wasn’t the smartest thing to say for someone who was trying not to be too shady.
Time to improvise.
“It, uh. Had a virus.”
“So you smashed it?” Bruce, usually quite composed, looked baffled.' mortimer von brusselsprout everybody
-
'Tim bit his lip like he was insecure about something.
“Not.. I mean, I wanted to pack some more, but if we need to go to the store now to make it in time for breakfast then… I guess.”
“Oh, no,” Bruce said, a kind smile and a soft look appearing on his face, “I can go get something for your throat while you continue packing. No rush, Tim.”
Fucking bingo, Batman.' rare mortimer von brusseltrout win??
-
'“Bruce listens to Elton John?” Tim had a hard time seeing the Batman rock out to I Think I’m Going To Kill Myself.
“Oh, are you kidding? When he first took me in, the only fucking song he ever played was Don’t Let The Sun Set, or whatever it’s called. The one with the saxophone guy.”
“Don’t Let The Sun Go Down On Me, and his name is George Michael, you cultural sandpaper.”
Dick choked on a laugh and Tim felt his own lips tug upwards into a small grin.
“But that song? Really?” Tim asked, “I thought Batman would have a… I don’t know.. Darker taste?”
“Come on, ‘Losing everything is like the sun going down on me?’ His tragic backstory and him choosing to become a creature of the night because of it? Please, the song fits him to a T.” Dick snorted,' ← dick why are you plotting out a batman edit in your head rn
-'“Buddy,” Dick said, staring intently at him. “Be for real right now.”' LMAO
-
Team Killing is an Acceptable Punishment for Annoying Friends by ADyingFlower
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
17 Sep 2020
Tags
Summary
Izuku plays video games with the League of Villains, denies being a villain, has his beloved animal crossing file threatened, kicks ass with a shotgun, is proposed to, learns to deal with his depression, and accidentally kidnaps the son of the number two hero. In that order.
Or: Five times Izuku played online with his friends, and one time he played with them in person
Then Himiko screams.“CAPTAIN!”
“Y-yeah?” Tomura asks almost hesitantly.
“LOOK!!”
All four of them spin around, right as a cannonball comes soaring inches from Izuku’s head from the Galleon less than a three feet away from them.
They scream.
“OH FUCK NO NO NO NO! NO!” Dabi yells, running to load the cannons. “DUDE WE HAVE SO MUCH SHIT! NO! HOLY FUCKING SHIT!”
“Hey guys, guys! Hey, chill!” Izuku shrieks frantically, right as one of the players boards their ship and starts shooting. “CHILL THE FUCK OUT!”
Series
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 10,493
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 59
- Comments:
- 321
- Kudos:
- 10,325
- Bookmarks:
- 1,541
- Hits:
- 109,040
Bookmarked by moralcandy
05 Feb 2025
Bookmarker's Tags:
Bookmarker's Notes
dude i know this is like. basically a crack fic but it's kinda crazy how much it means to me. the interactions and characterisations were so fun and endearing, and i truly love them a lot.
but the idea/plot is what truly means so much to me. this fic, to me (though perhaps a bit simple/predictable/obvious in it's description), is what it feels like to laugh. to have fun with your friends. the feeling of a keyboard and mouse or a controller under your hands, of a grin across your face, of laughing so hard it hurts, of talks at midnight and comfortable blankets and beds and chairs, idle conversation and stupid questions and jokes and laughter, carbonation and the taste of soda on your tongue, of knowing that you're talking with your friends and everything's good. this fic is what it feels like to have fun. like i'm probably gonna read this when i'm sad because it's just really lovely.
thank you for writing this. genuinely
-
when there's nothing left to burn, you have to set your brother on fire by pepperfield
Fandoms: Haikyuu!!
06 Jun 2020
Tags
Summary
“Can’t you be nicer?” you demand. “I’m goin’ through a quarterlife crisis right now, you don’t even know- the amount of stress I’m suffering is off the charts, and it’s all ‘cause-”
“You’re in love with half your team?” I ask, waiting for you to spray rice everywhere before jumping onto defense. You don’t disappoint.
“You could at least have the decency to wait for me to tell you!”
In which Atsumu has infinite love in his heart, Osamu regrets not absorbing his twin in the womb, and the Miya twins have never truly been congruent figures.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 14,243
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 5
- Comments:
- 106
- Kudos:
- 620
- Bookmarks:
- 194
- Hits:
- 9,331
Bookmarked by moralcandy
05 Feb 2025
Bookmarker's Tags:
Bookmarker's Notes
this is STUNNINGGGGGGGGGG!! the first/second person is SO genius and that combined w the miya twins is like everything to me. IT'S SO COOLLLLLL!!!!!
(this is a bit of a personal anecdote, but i am also personally pleased by aro/ace osamu. i don't quite know if i'm under the aro umbrella, but a lot of fics are often centered around romance, and don't get me wrong, i adore reading romantic-relationship centred fics. they're mostly what i read actually, because i rlly do enjoy them a lot!! but it was kinda refreshing in a way i didn't expect and never considered, to just have a main character who didn't HAVE to have a relationship in the end, who was just allowed to be themselves, on their own. though i personally haven't struggled with it/really had a sort of internalized issue with it like osamu did at first. maybe i'm projecting a little lmao. if the author's reading this, i thought it might be nice to know this meant something to me. idk lmao)
anyway back to the main fic, the whole vibes throughout this were so lovely. it really felt real in a way that i could feel, that felt like i was there. everything felt like i could touch it, like i could see it. the whole thing w atsumu n osamu's scars and atsumu loving everybody while osamu loves nobody was all really beautiful to me. i don't have a twin, but this fic really did an incredible job of making me feel the experience of what it would be like to have one, to live with one. to have the other be a fundamental part of who you are, and for them to have you as a part of them, in turn. defining eachother, still people without the other, but one can't deny they have shaped eachother in a way that makes them who they are. that they would be different people if they did not have the other. ← average reaction to the miya twins lmao.
thank you for writing this :D