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    Kim Dokja slaps his hands over Yoo Joonghyuk’s mouth without really thinking.

    “I don’t know what you’re talking about,” he says frantically.

    He feels Yoo Joonghyuk’s lips curve into a frown under his palm, ticklish and hot against that sensitive skin. He ekes out an odd sound and jerks back, yelping again when the back of his head collides with the wall.

    Yoo Joonghyuk’s expression turns more bewildered than reprimanding. “What is with you?”

    The Fourth Wall comes down. Kim Dokja realizes he’s been relying on it more than he thought.

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    02 Jan 2026

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    cuteee

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    Sanji chokes on his cigarette. “You’re saying I’m allergic to what?”

    “Semen,” Chopper says in the same tone of voice he’d use to describe today’s laundry list as if Sanji’s entire existence isn’t crashing down right in front of his eyes. “Zoro’s semen, to be precise.”

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    02 Jan 2026

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    Cute

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    Draco snorted. “I’m not reduced to penury. I want something considerably beyond money, and I rather think you’re the only one can give it to me.”

    “You want the Invisibility Cloak,” Harry said, flatly. He’d half expected as much; it was the only thing he had that Draco could want—

    “Don’t be stupid, Potter,” Draco said. “I want my reputation back.”

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    01 Jan 2026

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    Tehehe

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    Perhaps more than Parseltongue runs through Tom's veins.

    The Gaunts have always carried a hunger in their blood. Not just for power—but for each other.

    As Tom’s wrist works beneath the covers, he thinks about their legacy, and the way it had dripped from Harry’s tongue.

    He feels no shame for his urges. Tradition is sacred, after all.

    And Tom has always wanted a family.

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    01 Jan 2026

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    wow that was funny

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    “Riddle,” he greets carefully. His gaze flicks over to the Slytherin table, but none of them are paying any attention. Which is... worrying, actually. He looks back to Riddle, who’s still looming over him. “What can I do for you?”

    “Potter,” Riddle says, and he actually sounds… nice. This is growing more suspicious by the second. “May I escort you to class?”

    Ron snorts, not even attempting to disguise the sound.

    “You’re joking, right?” he asks, leaning forward to glare up at the other boy, “Fuck off, Riddle. Harry doesn’t need an escort from you.”

    Harry watches Riddle’s face carefully. His expression sours, but only for a moment before it’s smooth again. He smiles, and if Harry didn't know better, he might call it charming.

    Well. Okay. He really does know better.

    But it’s still charming.

     

     Featuring attempted manipulation, Tom Riddle experiencing positive emotions for quite possibly the first time ever, and absolutely no angst whatsoever

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    01 Jan 2026

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    Super fun