munchmulch
Fandoms
- Good Omens (TV) (16)
- Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett (16)
- Undertale (Video Game) (9)
- Homestuck (3)
- תנ"ך | Tanakh (2)
Recent works
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Creative Writing for Creative Children and Panicked Nannies by munchmulch for Ambra_Sue
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
01 Jan 2024
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Unsurprisingly, it only takes a few moments for pounding feet to be heard from the hall before a harried looking man skids to the entrance of the room, halting with a jerk before actually stepping in. “Adam! You can’t just run off like that! I told you that they’re not going to want a bloo—“ he cuts himself off with a strangled sound, “blasted adult sitting in on a club!”
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Aziraphale is as prepared for the new school year as he can be-- what he's not prepared for is an awkward man in sunglasses who's about to pull Aziraphale into not only his own life, but the lives of Aziraphale's students.
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Book review podcast for the Discworld books.
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- Part 1 of Ankh-Morpork Historians Guild
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Ankh-Morpork Historians Guild: Good Omens by munchmulch
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
26 May 2022
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Good Omens book review and discussion
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- Part 2 of Ankh-Morpork Historians Guild
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- English
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On The Habits Of Vampires And Retired Goths by munchmulch
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
04 Jan 2022
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“That’s called infatuation, dear.” Tracy is attempting to hide her smile and seems entirely too sober considering she’s had just as much to drink as Crowley.
“Nnnn, noo, n you don’ understand!” Crowley flings an arm in the air to try and convey the point, “is, is, hes jst, they’re jis” Crowley pinwheels the arm, “did I tell you about the table? I told you about the table right? And the dears and the pipping, pip-pip? Smile, told you?”
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The thing is about Crowley's new neighbor, the thing is that Crowley is very, very gay.
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In The Beginning: Cain and Abel by munchmulch
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
25 Dec 2021
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"Now, surely we can be reasonable!"
The post-fetal human continues to scream from the pile of furs they've been placed in.
"My dear, I do realize this all must be terribly confusing. You should have seen me on my creation day! Completely bamboozled, if I had been created with as little control of my physical form as you I am quite sure that I would have wanted to scream too." The human continues to shriek and Aziraphale feels their own eyes stinging as they wring their hands uselessly. They thought that they’d be able to do this. With a final sniff they come to the gloomy conclusion that they need to bring out the big guns. “Craaaaaaaaaawly!”
Series
- Part 2 of the beginning, the middle, the end
Recent series
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Ankh-Morpork Historians Guild by munchmulch
Fandom: Discworld - Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
22 Apr 2023
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the beginning, the middle, the end by munchmulch
Fandom: Christian Bible (Old Testament), Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Hebrew Bible, The Book of Genesis
25 Dec 2021
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If Crowley and Aziraphale had both lived with Adam and Eve in the beginning.
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Broken Piece of Paradise by lyricwritesprose
Fandoms: The Murderbot Diaries - Martha Wells
30 Dec 2025
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The terms Barish-Estranza gives the lost colony are simple. Unconditional surrender, sign indenture paperwork for every adult and child, or they will eliminate all dissidents on record using a Combat SecUnit, and the killing will continue until they get their way.
The people of Esperia have no idea what that is. Barish-Estranza has technology that they have never seen. But they know they have to save the children. They pack the colony's children onto their one functioning ship, the Horizon, along with teachers and a barely adequate crew, and send them toward the wormhole that may lead back to the world that the Esperian colonists originally came from.
Barish-Estranza doesn't want to admit it, but they're unexpectedly missing their best threat.
And, onboard the Horizon, a child tells his teacher that there's a mysterious person in the machine closet…
Bookmarked by munchmulch
30 Dec 2025
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The Fairest Demon in All the Land by The_Rogue_Bard for Assorted_chaos
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
19 Dec 2025
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“You’re bruised up badly,” the soft, blonde knight said with concern in his tone. “I thought it was just from whatever wiles you get up to in that ridiculous Black Knight armour of yours, but… Crowley, is that blood?!”
A tentative finger dabbed at something wet on Crowley’s forehead, who immediately decided that being held was definitely not nice and he didn’t like it at all. Nuh-uh. “OUCH! Who is Crowley?” he hissed through the pain.
“You are!” The knight was starting to sound panicky.
“Oh,” Crowley answered. He needed to let that sink in for a second. ‘Crowley’. He didn’t remember being called Crowley. Surely he’d remember that, right? “That doesn’t sound very angelic, does it?”
“It-,” the knight cut himself off while something akin to horror flashed over his features. “Why would it sound angelic, Crowley?!”
Aziraphale finds Crowley injured and trying to head home. The problem is that ‘home’, according to a confused Crowley who seems under the frightful belief that he is still an angel, is Heaven. So Aziraphale tries to keep Crowley safe on Earth while they jog his memory.
Previously titled "A Tower of Our Memories"
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Bookmarked by munchmulch
15 Oct 2025
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The Serpent's Companion by WaitingToBeBroken
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
06 Sep 2025
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Every young woman knows that a flawless debut in society will surely lead to a successful match. Luckily, Aziraphale is one of the best at what she does.
Finding a match for Crowley should not pose a challenge either. She is stunning and smart, willful, in the most delightful of ways. She deserves the best, and Aziraphale is more than happy to provide. Find a suitor who will do so is, of course, what she meant.
Crowley seems to have other plans.
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05 Oct 2025
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The Court of Frost and Moonlight by MM2022
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
01 Dec 2025
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The fae come on Samhain, when the veil between the worlds is the thinnest and the creatures of other realms roam the human land unchallenged.
Fae are not unheard of where Crowley lives. There are stories. Some old, almost fairy tales—people stolen away, turned into animals, or given impossible tasks. Others happened just the other day: a friend of a friend disappearing on Beltane, a cousin thrice removed going mad after dancing with a stranger, a drunkard rambling about other realms.
Crowley had more than his fair share of brushes with these stories himself. What Crowley had not expected was to become a part of a fae story himself.
Jeweller Crowley gets three impossible challenges from fae. The prize? A place at the fae court, magic of his own, and fae hand in marriage. The price of failure? Nothing major, just being erased from existence.
Includes gorgeous art by Maon25!
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- Part 1 of The Court of Frost and Moonlight
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Bookmarked by munchmulch
02 Oct 2025
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Gormless Seduction [Podfic] by Cowie_Podfics (Gidget_uk) for munchmulch
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV)
13 Oct 2025
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Crowley grimaces. "Nhnnnnggg, ok, alright. But, hear me out." They flick a hand dramatically. "An angel! A being who can make Holy water! Even if I can keep the whole human disguise thing up, what if they, I don't know . . . want me baptised?"
Dagon stares at Crowley blankly for a second before handing them the assignment kit. "You’ll start tomorrow. The address is highlighted, if you get lost and have to call me for directions I will direct you through at least three traffic jams."
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Bookmarked by munchmulch
02 Oct 2025