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Lavinia has a stressful day at work. Leontuzzo offers to let her take it out on him.
“Yes ma’am,” he said, watching Lavinia with hungry eyes. She remembered, seeing his piercing gaze, how unpredictable a creature he was. A smart thing, never obeying blindly, always a spark of cleverness or resistance before his compliance. She didn’t care. She would always make him obey when she needed to.
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Muscle to Muscle (and toe to toe) by Sad and -not- Sexy (TheAssMaster__Patron_of_Bad_Usernames)
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
30 Nov 2021
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The commission had always threatened to clip his wings. The thought terrified him. To clip a bird's wings, despite popular belief, doesn’t actually mean to cut them off; it’s just cutting the tips off the flight feathers, they grow back and for birds it’s usually painless. This, Hawks knows. Hawks also knows that when the commission says it that way, they DO mean slicing his wings clean off his back. But they never have, and besides threats have shown no intent to actually do so.
Hawks came to see it as an empty threat. Today, he’s enlightened to the fact that it may not be out of the realm of possibility, and none of the commission's threats are ever truly empty.
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Or, the commission gets tired of cutting back Hawks talons, and also happen to need a good punishment; they declaw him.
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They’re still staring at Rumi, who has yet to leave the table that she’s been at for the past ten minutes.
Zoey hums, “I mean, it’s a little weird and a tiny bit freaky, but maybe she’s just—getting more comfortable around us?”
“I don’t know,” Mira says slowly. Her brow furrows in thought. “You should’ve seen the way she looked at me when she was licking the blood off my hand. It was like she was…” Possessed? Out of it? Kinda sexy? Possibly all of the above?
Zoey quietly answers, “I think I know what you mean.”
Or, Rumi’s new, strange behavior doesn’t go unnoticed by Mira and Zoey. Maybe it has something to do with her demon side.
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- Part 2 of so sweet, so easy on the eyes
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18 Jul 2025
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It catches on itself like a birthright. It burns inward.
Gertrude Robinson’s desk chair is not the throne Gerard Keay was told he was in line for.
It sort of hurts his back.
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- Part 3 of Pharos By Right
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we should ride this wave to shore by ClarionGlass
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
31 May 2021
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“archives research & statement envestigation”
Timothy Stoker renamed the group “drinks drinks drinks”
Timothy Stoker changed Sasha James’s nickname to saucy sash
Timothy Stoker changed Martin Blackwood’s nickname to martini kart
Timothy Stoker changed his nickname to stonked
stonked: so how bout it lads
saucy sash: oh god.
A TMA group chat fic where the worst problems they have to deal with start with "h" and end with "angovers"Series
- Part 1 of everything is fine!! chatverse
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jimmy magma just joined. party’s over. by crowleyscocoa
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
04 Jun 2022
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♡Sasha♡: Tim i just messaged you
tim ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): bet!
tim ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): LMAOOKGDJDBDHS FUCK OH MY GODHDGS
tim ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): HIS FACE IM ABOUT TO LOSE IT SHSBDBS MARTIK IN THE BACKGTOUND TOO
tim ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): FUCK IM GONNS PISS MY PANTS THATS PERFECTSFSor: the archives staff make a discord server. it goes exactly how you would expect.