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Tim's been acting oddly lately, and Bruce doesn't know what to do.
Luckily, Tim starts the conversation.
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- Part 1 of Tim & Bruce Alliance
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The Best Laid Plans of Robins by Aleena_Pallaz
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Robin (Comics), Batman: Hush (2019), Batman: Under the Red Hood (2010)
30 Jun 2025
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Tim's dad is dead, killed by a boomerang to the chest, and Tim is an orphan now. He knows Bruce would adopt him if needed but he couldn't possibly impose himself on the Wayne's more than he already has. It's okay though, because he has a plan for this, he just needs someone to play the role of his estranged "Uncle Eddie".
Except... the guy he hires is weirdly concerned about his well being and Tim can't figure out why.
Meanwhile, Jason Todd is forced to reevaluate his plans for his debut as Red Hood, because, as it turns out, his replacement is a suicidal idiot who can't be trusted to stay out of trouble.
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Tim Drake fails to recognize Jason Todd, back from the dead, and hires him to be his Uncle Eddie to avoid getting adopted by Batman. Somehow this ruins everyone's plans.
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- Part 1 of The Best Laid Plans
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take the parts that I remember and stitch them back together by up_and_away
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, DCU
20 Aug 2023
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When Tim agrees to help Jason out with a bust as a favor to Babs, he doesn't expect to get saddled with a concussed, amnesiac Jason who can't seem to remember that he doesn't like Tim. Being stuck in a condo together while they wait out the return of his memories is just the icing on the cake.
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“You’ve got company in the city.”
Nobody’s mentioned a visit. Then again, he can’t think of anyone in the family who believes in calling ahead. “Who’s that?”
“Red Hood.”
He hasn’t seen Jason since the week before he decided to take a sabbatical with the Titans. They’d been running a bust together. Tim had to spend an essential 30 seconds disarming Jason before he shot their perp and now a high-level Black Mask associate was at large with a shiny new grudge against the bats.
Jason screamed the goddamn house down. Tim, quick to tire of men yelling at him, tackled him. Minor physical damage was sustained on both sides.
It culminated, predictably, in Jason telling Tim to stay out of his fucking way. Pretty rich for a guy who’s just rolled up to his backyard.
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"I'm gonna get the new temp professor to sleep with me by the end of the semester."
For a moment, there is only silence. The next, the table breaks out in various degrees of reaction. On the lowest rung is Kita, who merely raises a brow as he drinks his cocktail. Next is Suna and Aran, who are laughing uncontrollably and sputtering in disbelief respectively. But the most explosive of them all is, of course, Osamu—his gaze positively horrified across the table.
"Of all people, really? You're gonna try to fuck my advisor?"
Atsumu grins. "Yeah, I am." He tips his glass towards Osamu. "So put in a good word, won'tcha?" To be extra insufferable, he winks on the question.
Grad student Miya Atsumu makes it his goal to get in the temp professor Sakusa Kiyoomi's pants before Sakusa departs at the end of the semester. As Atsumu executes his plans of seduction, he does end up getting closer to Sakusa ... just not quite in the way that he'd expected.
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- Part 1 of honeysuckle
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Distracted by LadyOfSorrow (Thnkfrthevenom)
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Superboy (Comics), Robin (Comics), Red Robin (Comics), Teen Titans - All Media Types, Young Justice - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types
13 May 2025
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“Because it’s all your fault!” Kon snapped.
Robin bristled, eyes narrowing. “Oh, it’s my fault, is it?”
“Yes!” Kon tugged at his hair in frustration.
Robin stepped forward, closing the gap between them, getting in Kon’s face. “Enlighten me. How exactly is any of this my fault?”
“What color are your eyes?”
“I-” Robin took a step back in bewilderment. “What?”
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Kon has been distracted and Robin finally confronts him.