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Wild Mountain Thyme by mysaturnhasreturned
Fandoms: Hunger Games Trilogy - Suzanne Collins
07 Jan 2026
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Katniss came to sit down next to him next to him on the stairs. "I didn't realize you knew her that well."
"Well I did. She was my mentor. Then she was my friend."
"So she was to you what you are to me?"
"No." Haymitch snorted. "She was better."
(Alternatively: Haymitch attends Wiress's funeral, post-MJ, and makes some realizations)
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- Part 7 of Feed Me Promises Universe Fics
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The War Outside Our Door Keeps Raging On by mysaturnhasreturned
Fandoms: The Last Hours Series - Cassandra Clare
09 Dec 2025
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“Thomas?”
“Alastair?”
Alastair could hear him scrambling to get up in the background.
“What’s going on? What happened?”
“He touched me.”
“Where?”
“Everywhere.”
(Sequel to "Me and My Husband, We're Doing Better")
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- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 1,263
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 8
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- 147
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And I Got A Boyfriend (He's Older Than Us) by mysaturnhasreturned
Fandoms: The Last Hours Series - Cassandra Clare
09 Dec 2025
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So Alastair, being petty in his anger at Charles, called up his best friends to meet him at the local gay club; the Hell Ruelle. And if he dressed just a little bit more revealing then he normally did, nobody would question it.
Tight leather trousers, a silk shirt that he left unbuttoned to his navel at Ari’s suggestion, eyeliner to bring out his eyes. His hair undone and left in loose ringlets around his face.
He looked good and he knew it.
Tonight was about him.
(Alternatively: Alastair goes to a club and does two things he comes to regret)
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- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 1,087
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 10
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Feed Me Promises (Keep My Heart Well) by mysaturnhasreturned
Fandoms: Sunrise On The Reaping - Suzanne Collins, Hunger Games Trilogy - Suzanne Collins
01 Dec 2025
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A series of interconnected one-shots about Wiress and Beetee, ranging from the 50th Hunger Games to the 75th. Twenty-five years in the life of our two victors from District 3, from mentors to friends to lovers
(Alternatively; The Author loves Wiress and Beetee and wanted more from them in SOTR so she went crazy and decided to write this fic)
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- Part 1 of Feed Me Promises Universe Fics
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We Wish You A Merry Christmas by mysaturnhasreturned
Fandoms: The Last Hours Series - Cassandra Clare
24 Nov 2025
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All the parents were tired and even Eugenia was starting to get annoyed. Sophie and Cecily looked at each other and sighed. Everyone had been here for three hours now and they hadn’t managed to get one decent picture.
(Alternatively: Sophie & Cecily only want one thing for Christmas and that's a Christmas Card with all of their grandchildren on it)
Recent series
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Feed Me Promises Universe Fics by mysaturnhasreturned
Fandom Hunger Games Trilogy - Suzanne Collins, Sunrise On The Reaping - Suzanne Collins
07 Jan 2026
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The official collection of fics that take my place in the (mostly canon) universe of my fic, Feed Me Promises. Mainly Wiress & Beetee, and some other miscellaneous oneshots of other Victors and how I imagine them and their lives. But it is primarily District 3, so you've been warned
- Words:
- 85,591
- Works:
- 7
- Bookmarks:
- 2
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lifewouldbebetteronmars' TLH Tattoo Shop AU by mysaturnhasreturned
Fandom The Last Hours Series - Cassandra Clare, The Shadowhunter Chronicles - Cassandra Clare
16 Nov 2025
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A series of interconnected fics featuring "City of Ink", a tattoo parlor ran by the Real Found Family™. For the most part, everything is connected and makes sense, but there's also barely a plot and little-to-no outline
- Words:
- 2,162
- Works:
- 2
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lifewouldbebetteronmars' TLH Angstmas 2021 - 2023 by mysaturnhasreturned
Fandom Carry On | Simon Snow Series - Rainbow Rowell, The Last Hours Series - Cassandra Clare, The Shadowhunter Chronicles - All Media Types, The Shadowhunter Chronicles - Cassandra Clare, Twilight Series - All Media Types, Twilight Series - Stephenie Meyer
09 Dec 2025
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These are being reposted from my Tumblr (lifewouldbebetteronmars) and not in any particular order, unless specified in the description
- Words:
- 11,829
- Works:
- 11
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Saturn's Miscellaneous AUs by mysaturnhasreturned
Fandom 16th Century CE RPF, The Spanish Princess (TV), The Tudors (TV)
30 Sep 2025
- Words:
- 34,098
- Works:
- 1
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Omegavember (2024 & 2025) by mysaturnhasreturned
Fandom The Infernal Devices Series - Cassandra Clare, The Last Hours Series - Cassandra Clare, The Shadowhunter Chronicles - All Media Types, The Shadowhunter Chronicles - Cassandra Clare
09 Nov 2025
- Words:
- 7,048
- Works:
- 6
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Cocks Everywhere...But it's not what you think. by SarcasticSmiler
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types
29 May 2016
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'“Hey Bilbo! Can I wipe my cock with your jacket?!”
Tripping over his own feet, Nori came to a rather abrupt halt.'Series
- Part 17 of Procrastinating One Shots
- Part 1 of Chicken AU
Bookmarked by mysaturnhasreturned
20 Jan 2026
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The Consulting Detective and His Blogger by InnerSpectrum
Fandoms: Sherlock (TV), Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms
22 Aug 2022
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Rosie, her husband, and their children visit with her retired fathers. For even in Sussex, where would the consulting detective be without his blogger?
Bookmarked by mysaturnhasreturned
18 Jan 2026
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Happy birthday Sherlock ! by thelazyecrivain
Fandoms: Sherlock (TV), Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms
08 Jan 2023
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Last year, Sherlock got a simple mug, but one he loves. This year he got the best present.
Bookmarked by mysaturnhasreturned
17 Jan 2026
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Prompt: Bees, Farm, Mobility Animal
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 300
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- 1/1
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 2
- Kudos:
- 47
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- 4
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- 449
Bookmarked by mysaturnhasreturned
17 Jan 2026
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Join John and Sherlock at Baker Street as they celebrate Rosie's first Christmas and beyond.
From Rosie crawling around the flat as they tiptoe around each other en route to their first kiss, to a happy retirement with a young grandson who wants to be just like Grandad and Papa, this fic shows how Sherlock and John celebrate Christmas together through the years.
- Language:
- English
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- 18,774
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- 24/24
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 386
- Kudos:
- 577
- Bookmarks:
- 56
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- 9,717
Bookmarked by mysaturnhasreturned
17 Jan 2026