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Single Dad Anton Tweet Fics by natpathatbatrat
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (2014)
14 May 2023
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This is an archive of all of my single dad Anton threads from Twitter, featuring my original character, Luna!
For more content and to get the story straight from the source, follow me on Twitter @ ihexuponye !
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Anton didn’t realize he had run into the tree until he felt glass lodge itself in his forehead.
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Anton gets into a car accident on his way home from Viago's.
title is from the song by CAKE with the same name.
!!!warnings for: car accidents, concussions, blood, descriptions of pain and injury, and mild pet play!!! -
Someone's Gonna Do Something Someone Else Will Regret by natpathatbatrat
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
13 Mar 2023
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Ed knew Jack was shitty. He was constantly starting fights, showing up in places where he wasn’t invited or wanted. He loved flirting, regardless of whether or not Ed assumed they were exclusive. He was a pig– Ed seemed to be the only person on earth that wanted to be around him.
Ed knew he should have forgotten Jack a long time ago.
But he couldn’t.
Jack was his dealer.
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Ed is the lead singer of one of the most famous bands in the world. Everything should be working in his favor; he just wishes Jack hadn't gotten him hooked on drugs.
When he meets Stede Bonnet, he begins to wonder if he could have a life outside of drugs, Jack, and Blackbeard.
(title from Have to Explode by The Mountain Goats)
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I Want to Say I’m Sorry for Stuff I Haven’t Done Yet by natpathatbatrat
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
23 Dec 2022
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Edward Teach never expected to be the direct cause of Stede Bonnet’s death.
Sure, he figured he could be a factor in his downfall– he seemed to have a negative effect on almost every good thing he touched.
But to be the reason that Stede died…Ed never wanted that. He couldn't have imagined it.
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Stede Bonnet dies at the hands of Blackbeard
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Title and chapter titles from "Old College Try" by The Mountain Goats
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blue as cut sapphires and shining like gold by suchgreatheights
Fandom Our Flag Means Death (TV)
30 Jan 2026
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28 Oct 2023
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“Forgiven.” Stede waves his hand, as if to say it’s no big deal. “You aren’t the first — or even the second — person who’s tried to kill me recently. I suppose I’m very stabable.”
There, on his belly, are two pink scars. One his left side, another under his belly button. They’re slightly raised, uneven. Mary imagines the blade jamming in, then ripping out, spraying blood.
“Can I touch?” Mary asks before she even realizes what she’s asking.
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20 May 2023
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You Can’t Always Get What You Want (But If You Try Sometimes You Get What You Need) by ada frogg (anomieow)
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
28 Apr 2022
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“Had an idea,” Blackbeard mutters, lifting the wrist of the robe on his hooked fingers and lightly running his thumb over the fine fabric. “Way for us to both get what we want.” But his voice isn’t like he’s talking to Izzy; it’s like he’s not talking to anybody at all.
Izzy says nothing. If Blackbeard wishes to elaborate, he will. Instead Izzy studies the elegant flow of Blackbeard’s shoulders, his waist, the lean musculature of his ass and thighs. Abruptly, Blackbeard picks up the robe and turns. Izzy knows by a hard, quick flash in his eye that he caught Izzy staring. Ravening, pathetic. Well. Let him see.
Blackbeard holds the robe out to him. “Strip,” he commands softly. “Put this on.”
Or: Blackbeard makes Izzy wear The Robe so he can pretend he’s Stede
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03 Jun 2022
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it's weird (getting tenderly railed by you) by regala_electra
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
23 Apr 2022
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Of course Stede is going to wonder. The stupid implications they bandy about, and it’s no help that the permutations of couplings within the crew seem to be up for anything, so clearly it’s going to get back to Stede about what they’re not doing.
“Yeah I wanna fuck you, mate,” Edward says as Stede leans in close to ask if perhaps they want to assume different positions. Stede nervously plucks at the buckles of Ed’s jacket, a relieved smile on his face. “But I do like getting fucked.”
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Or, how to win at teaching your boyfriend how to bottom while also getting fucked along the way. A love story. With a dash of kink and fumbled communication.Sequel/Companion Piece to a pirate with a very specific fetish (it’s you.)
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- Part 2 of the inherent eroticism of the sea
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29 May 2022
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And there's a chance that things'll get weird. Yeah, that's a possibility. by pintpotjudas for postcardmystery
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (2014)
28 Oct 2022
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Viago gets dumped by the love of his afterlife, and everyone does their level (terrible) best to help him move on. Anton knows a thing or two about not getting the life you thought you were going to have. The camera crew are back to film every moment of it. More or less.
“Katherine left Viago a note.” Deacon says, turning to the camera and making a face as a moan of anguish echoes from behind the closed door of Viago’s chamber. “It seems that she met a younger man at the bingo hall, and they have- well, not ‘run’ away, because I do not think he can run with that metal frame thing he has to use to get about but- they have left.”
A crash comes from inside the room, and then more heartbroken crying.
Deacon winces. “Vladislav is comforting him.”
“We could just kill her if you like-” Vladislav can be heard saying.
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