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When Horace Slughorn catches Draco and Hermione playing pranks on each other, it's time for detention. He wants them to collect knot-grass in the Forbidden Forest, but the moon's out, and Draco's hiding a secret.
One he can-knot run from.
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07 Jan 2026
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Chosen Prompt: Wrapping Paper
⋆⁺₊❅⋆ ⁺₊❆⋆⋆⁺₊❅⋆ ⁺₊❆⋆⋆⁺₊❅⋆ ⁺₊❆⋆⋆⁺₊❅⋆ ⁺₊❆⋆There's a Muggle tradition in wrapping baby clothes or blankets as a gift for the new year. In it, you wrap not only the fabric, but your dreams and hopes for a baby. After years of practicing this tradition alone, Draco catches Hermione in the act.
But he's not mad.
He's there to show her how infertility can rob them of holiday cheer, but not the love they have for each other.
Hurt/Comfort, Tooth-rotting Fluff, and smut await
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07 Jan 2026
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Hermione instinctively takes a step back. “What are you doing here, Malfoy?”
“It was you this whole time?” Rage deepens his voice. “Are you fucking kidding?”
“What?” Her head begins to feel light and woozy. The eucalyptus scent. It’s him. It’s Malfoy, not the old tenant.
Oh no. She raises her hands to cover her mouth and nose, her fingers cold and shaking.
“You’re not—”
“You can’t—”
They speak and stop at the same time. His lips thin and his pupils have blown his grey eyes to black. Neither makes a move to say anything again, instead measuring each other from the safety of their respective doorsteps.
It’s been years since she’s seen him, and it’s awful how good he looks. And smells.
Shit.
Shit, shit, shit. He’s an Alpha? And her neighbour? Gods, this can’t get any worse.
(THIS FIC IS ON OFFICIAL HIATUS UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE)
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18 Dec 2025
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The Ministry’s holiday gala was supposed to be a night of small talk and polite glances – until a semi-sentient charm took over the bar. Now Hermione’s stuck, magically tethered to Draco Malfoy, and discovering just how dangerously close polite conversation can get.
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She opened her mouth to retort, something biting about self-satisfaction and silk waistcoats, but what came out instead was: “I don’t even like that your hair does that ridiculous swoopy thing, like it knows it’s soft,” she blurted.
His smile went slow. Lethal. A private smile, one she remembered far too well and absolutely refused to think about.
Her eyes widened. “That is not what I meant to say.”
“No?” he murmured, stepping in just enough that heat radiated from him. “Because that sounded awfully honest.”
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15 Dec 2025
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Hermione Granger, returning to Hogwarts after the War without Harry and Ron by her side, wants nothing more than a quiet, peaceful final year at school. Instead, she winds up with two new friends. One of them is an anonymous, charming penpal that only goes by the name of Romeo. The other is Draco Malfoy, who is far more companionable (and far more handsome) than she ever gave him credit for.
To her dismay, she develops crushes on both of them at the same time.
(Spoiler: It's less of a problem than she thinks it is.)
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13 Dec 2025