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After the Great War, the Black family name was left tarnished because they sided with Tom Riddle. Walburga and Orion plan to marry Regulus off to the first available suitor from the winning side of the war in order to repair their reputation.
James Potter is a really good friend, and a bit of an idiot. And, more importantly, a war hero and Prince.
The last time they had seen each other was over eight years ago. James thought Regulus was a spoilt brat. Regulus thought James was a self absorbed prick.
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“Such a good cockslut for me. Fucking perfect little fuck toy, aren't you?" The words dripped out like sickly sweet honey, so so adoring for something so vile. Sirius’ stomach twisted with what he could only assume was more disgust, sinking into him so hard he felt like he was going to vomit.
Who the fuck talked like that? Was this some weird muggle thing? What did that even mean??Sirius accidentally walks in on Remus and overhears his dirty talk, sending him spiraling for reasons unknown. Until they are suddenly very, very known.
Aka Sirius finds out what bdsm is at the same time he realises he's in love with Moony, and both turn out very well for him.
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Sirius Black has been training his entire life to be one of the best figure skaters in the world. He was born and raised to be a perfect athlete, and heir. Sirius Black thinks all of that can burn in hell.
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Remus Lupin is a star hockey player, following in his father's footsteps. After a mistake nearly cost him everything, he's trying his hardest to keep his head down and not lose his scholarship. Remus Lupin thinks its nearly impossible to keep your head down when being forced to coach a rich boy out to piss off his parents.
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James Potter is trying desperately to keep the two Black heirs, his quiet teammate, and his coach happy, and graduate uni with decent grades. He would also like to win at hockey sometimes, but he'll take what he can get. James Potter thinks he deserves some sort of award.
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Regulus Black wants nothing more than to make his parents happy. He'd given up his favorite activities, fixed his brother's messes, and has sacrificed his entire life to be a good heir. Now his older brother is intentionally making life harder, and sending his annoying best friend to distract him. Regulus Black thinks James Potter is obnoxious, and his life would be much better as an only child. -
Of Lace and Leather by ohnoheshot for Sunfl0werBoy
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
21 Oct 2023
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Regulus Black had tolerated the stares from a distance, even if he didn't understand them. He'd ignored the perfect, infuriating smile, and the way it was suddenly directed at him. He took all of it, and put it in the box in the back of his mind, only to be taken out when he felt like truly torturing himself.
But how was he meant to ignore James Potter interrupting every attempted hookup for an entire semester? It was absurd. So he didn't ignore it. He made a plan, and executed it (rather successfully.)
Even if he forgot to think about the possible consequences.or Regulus Black has a fat crush on James and acts up to get him to make the first move.
Loads of angst. Like a lot. But happy ending, of course.Fuck jkr
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'“The Losers Club sounds like a shit band name," Stan snorted, completely unaware of what a mistake this comment was.
“The Losers Club sounds like an awesome band name,” The look on Richie’s face made it clear he had an idea, probably a very stupid idea, forming in his devious little brain. 'Richie Tozier was a twenty-one year old internet sensation, only instead of comedy he was the lead guitar and singer in his band "The Losers Club."
Eddie Kapsbrak ran a podcast with his roommate, where he talked about all sorts of things.
They meet when Eddie makes an episode on Richie and Richie thinks it's so funny that he sends Eddie and his roommate tickets to his next show.This starts out in 2015, so be prepared for that mentally. Also this starts fairly early on, so you guys get to see them form the band and stuff.
slight NSFW warning as well as warnings for internalized homophobia and general IT issues (not the clown tho), I'll update if it becomes worse.
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Dean Winchester is an executive assistant at an advertising agency. On the day his boss retires, he has an unforgettable one night stand with a new hire, Castiel Novak. The problem: turns out Cas is his new boss.
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A lazy night in at the bunker quickly turns from pizza to strength competitions to something Dean never expected.
Or: Dean finds out that he likes being manhandled way more than he bargained for, especially when it's Cas that's holding him down.
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Team Free Will embark on a hunt to track down the thing that’s been making people disappear in the Winchesters’ home town of Lawrence, Kansas. Imagine their surprise when the big bad they uncover isn’t a thing at all, but a fan girl who also happens to be a witch. Considering their past experiences, Dean and Sam already know that Supernatural fans should never be underestimated, and that plenty of them are scary, if not outright dangerous. As it turns out, fan girls with magical powers who aren’t afraid to use them? Even more so.
When the hunt goes sideways, Sam, Dean, and Castiel find themselves on the wrong end of an extremely shady curse. Worse yet, our villain has some very specific and disturbing thoughts about what romance in the Bunker should look like. Thankfully for the Winchesters and Castiel, both fate and free will have other ideas. Now, with the clock ticking on Dean’s well-being, all that’s left is for Dean and Castiel to get their heads out of their asses and give in to the heat and hormones calling their names, before the claws of Dean’s heat take hold and he’s lost forever.
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At Stanford University, omega Dean Winchester and alpha Castiel Novak are complete and utter strangers. Dean’s on the ground’s crew, and Castiel is pursuing his PhD in literature. Under normal circumstances, their paths would never cross.
But when they both agree to participate in an unusual case study observing alphas and omegas—the thesis project of anthropology major Charlie Bradbury—they find themselves alone and face to face. For hours each week.
The catch? They’re forbidden to speak a word to each other, despite sharing an obvious and immediate crush. One might even call it true-mate level.
Oh, this is gonna be torture.
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the first taste of forever by nepobebe for gigiveittome
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types
02 Dec 2025
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Bruce's thighs clamp down as Clark squeezes him, the fabric of their clothes shifting together as he doesn't let Clark move away for a single moment. Lifting Bruce by his hips, Clark pushes forward again as if he's fucking him.
"Good puppy," Bruce groans, voice light and airy.
They both freeze, almost immediately.
The word seems to echo in the sudden silence, but Clark's mind is entirely blank.
"I—apologize," Bruce says, breathless. "I lost myself for a moment."
"Puppy?" Clark asks, light-headed.
Heat has rushed through him, up and down, and he would have lost his footing if not for how Bruce has gathered himself in Clark's arms just to feel him as they dry humped. His mind keeps replaying it, over and over until the heat nearly burns. Puppy.
He liked it. He liked it a lot.
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Or, Bruce Wayne is fifty-six compared to Clark's twenty years. It's an accident they met tonight. They fall into bed together, anyway, virgin!Clark all too happy to be lost under Bruce's spell.
Especially if that means Bruce will train him to be his perfect little pet.
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