onceuponalazy
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He sticks his hand up the bottom of her skirt 45 minutes into the hour-long Emergency Medicine & Acute Care panel that Mel signed them both up for.
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Mel knows that she wears everything on her face.
“We should talk,” Frank mutters, low. Expertly slipping a protein bar that they both know she’s not going to eat into the pocket of her scrubs. “Debrief.”
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Other guys haven’t treated her nicely, he knows that’s why she can’t help but get upset. The Frank living in her head and keeping her company for the last ten months does. He gets why it’s hard for her to believe that the real thing can catch up and do it too.
Or, it’s hot as balls at PTMC, Frank’s fighting every impulse in his body not to fall right back into old awful habits, and Mel is talking to everyone but him.
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Donghyeok had been a bit of a terror when they’d first met. Routinely getting strung out on whatever he was offered at parties to school his social anxiety into something more palatable. Mindlessly running his mouth. Calling Jaemin and all his routines and little rules for himself boring.
“Keep calling me names, baby.” He grins, settling back between Donghyeok’s spread legs, dipping to kiss the ghost of stubble on his chin, whispering into his skin. “You know it makes me hard.”
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Jaemin is a true showman: obsessed with the experience he can give others. Determined to leave him happily dazed with longing and lust, drunk off the prosecco bubbles of affection and intimacy swirling through his veins. High on the idea of love that's been sparking between them.
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some jaemsung canon comp...
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“Game is over,” he says. “You won. I lost. I was annoying. Normal.”
“That’s not—” Shane starts, then stops, because he actually doesn't know how to finish that thought without sounding like an idiot. His jaw works, teeth grinding together.
That's not what I meant. That's not the point. You said I was boring and you were right and I need you to say it again so I know where I stand, so I know what you think of me, so I can stop waiting for the other shoe to drop.
He settles for: “You were kind of an asshole.”
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03 Feb 2026
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I'll be Jane by gurlsrool
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
27 Jan 2026
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It’s not going viral because Jane’s true identity was exposed—or even because Ilya was blatantly sexting in public. That part’s as expected as Shane doing yoga or any human being on earth breathing.
No, the texts are going viral because no one can believe how bad this “Jane” is at sexting.
The women of the world are outraged. The men of the world are baffled. No one can understand why Ilya Rozanov, whose abs have their own fan club, is wasting his time on ‘a piece of cardboard that wished to be turned into a real girl’ (this particular joke has 300k likes and counting).
Or: After a social media trend mocks Shane's sexting skills, he tries to improve them. It goes about as poorly as you'd expect.
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03 Feb 2026
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True love blooms.
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A dog is housetrained.
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An execution is commuted to a life sentence.
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- Part 2 of codependent failmarriage <3
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31 Jan 2026
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“Should call you the Ottawa Puppies,” says the Toronto centre, Svensson. As an insult it makes no sense, so Ilya ignores it, until he continues, “Hear Hollander keeps you on a short leash.”
Ilya is the captain, so if anything, he should be holding the leash. In English, you can be singular or plural, but he knows what Svensson is trying to say. He is saying Ilya Rozanov, you are Hollander’s bitch.
“Only sometimes,” Ilya replies, grinning. He wins the face off.
OR: Ilya trains himself to be a very, very good guard dog for Shane.
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- Part 1 of Dog
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29 Jan 2026
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"Stop asking me if it's okay. If I want it. You're always, like—whatever. I'm not one of your fucking girls, okay? If I don't like it, I'll stop you. I can make you stop."
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28 Jan 2026