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    AU where Smurf made Baz and Julia get married when she got pregnant with J.
    This makes Cath choose Pope, and promptly get pregnant with Lena, making her the same age as Josh.

    Basically just non linear prompts I couldn’t get out of my head. I started with the murder, and had to write everything else to make that make sense!

    Shit, I’ve turned into baby Oprah.. you get a baby, and you get a baby! Look under your chair! You got a baby! Not you though, you get a healthy coping mechanism. Good job, you!

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  1. Public Bookmark 12

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    A rumour goes round the hospital that John Carter is good at languages. You know what they say about assuming things.

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    20 Apr 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 37

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    Sicktember Day 18- "We're going to the hospital"

    “Wait, hang on, just-” He presses himself up against the bars of the cell. The guard sighs and turns around, looking thoroughly unimpressed. “I'm epileptic. It could, uh, cause a seizure.”

    Most of the time, when Carter points out a trigger, he's accommodated for. Perhaps that makes him privileged, but he's grown accustomed to the gentle smile and fix-it attitude. 

    An attitude it seems this guard does not possess in the slightest. He rolls his eyes, scoffs. 

    “Yeah, sure you are, pal. Sit down and shut up.”

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    Carter is epileptic, and during S4 E9 'Obstruction of Justice', his stay in the jail cell proves more than simply inconvenient.

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    20 Apr 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 10

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    For the anon on tumblr who requested: Andrew Pope Cody with a breeding kink, but Smurf made him have a vasectomy, which she said it was “for his own good.” So while Andrew knows it’s not possible for him to get someone pregnant, the idea still gets him off.

    Excerpt: He would swear to god that he can smell it when someone is ovulating. They all smell different of course, but all it takes is a whiff of the thick scent of fresh-cut fruit, of petals soaked in rain, of rose-hip oil, of patchouli, or of some other floral combination that every woman has, and then he’s hooked. That’s all it takes before it takes him over.

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    20 Mar 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 43

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    Really, it hadn’t been that traumatizing of an ordeal. Sure, maybe having the burlap sack thrown over his head as he was jumped on the way to his Jeep had been a bit of a surprise, but with John being related to who he was related to….it isn’t all that shocking. It was bound to happen sooner or later. John is honestly more shocked he didn’t realize it was happening until he was haphazardly thrown into the car with an undignified yelp. 

    The car, or van, whatever the fuck it was, is stuffy and bumpy. Sweat pools around his neck and John really wonders for a second if this was some other elaborate prank from the rest of the staff of County General considering they seemed to make it their life’s mission to poke and prod at him. If they weren’t saving people’s lives, that is. Whoever it is had to have been pretty strong considering all the flailing and kicking John had done before getting tossed over their shoulder. 

    John knows one thing. He’s never taking a night shift again. 

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    17 Mar 2026

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  5. Public Bookmark 92

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    Someone called in a fight, but when the police got there, only one person was left. Disoriented and left to die, Pope finds himself in PTMC's ER.

    Set during S2 of the PITT and S1 of Animal Kingdom.

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    14 Mar 2026

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