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    On Friday, Blonde Blazer found a new sucker to try (and fail) to wrangle the infamous Z-Team at SDN's Torrance location. On Friday, they all bet he'd be gone by Monday. On Monday, he showed up. On Tuesday, he showed up again. On Wednesday, they got to put a face to the voice.

    He was the most basic and boring man he’d ever seen in his life. Average height, average brown hair cut into an average look, with big doe eyes and even bigger bags underneath them, a freckled face supported by a frame so thin and frail looking a soft breeze might knock him on his ass. All in all, he was entirely unremarkable in any and every way. Kind of cute, but in the same way a malnourished puppy covered in mud on the side of the road was cute.

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    13 Jan 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 67

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    Flambae leaned in closer. “I’m going to make you live with knowing that some shitty villain you put away, some son of a bitch you can’t fucking stand, gave you the best sex of your life.”

    Robert blinked.

    He said, “Yeah, I’m gonna go.”

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    13 Jan 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 31

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    “Shut up and look at this.” The phone is too close to Chad's face, he has to push Alice's eager hand back just a bit to let his eyes focus on the screen, and then he chokes.

    Is that Robert fucking Robertson??


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    Chad and Alice find Robert's Grindr account

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    13 Jan 2026

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    Robert's sexual frustration is palpable, enough to make it the entire Z-Team's problem, and Flambae's stuck trying to figure out how to fix it.

    It can't be that hard, right...?

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    Robert and Flambae are both fucking whipped and everybody knows except them.

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    12 Jan 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 97

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    So, Robert, I hear you went out on a date.

    Robert chuckled into his receiver, at Invisigal’s opening for today’s bout of requisite Z-Team inane-ass smalltalk.

    “I don’t know about any of you guys, but I am getting a very weird sense of déjà vu. Do we think Shroud is waiting somewhere round a corner, to try and kidnap Beef again?”

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    (AKA: once Robert Robertson's Maslow's Heirarchy of Needs is met, he finds himself starting to wonder if... maybe, just maybe, he might be little bisexual).

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    12 Jan 2026