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    You can't blame psychics for being cryptic but John really wishes this particular conduit for the forces of reality hadn't called in the middle of his Justice League debrief.

    In which DCU characters are faced with the truth about the Hellblazer's very Vertigo life and almost everyone has something to say on the subject of John Constantine.

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    04 Apr 2025

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    Gotham seems as good a place as any to die.

    In which Danny Fenton tried to swallow a bullet. The other guy spat it out. He decides to move.

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    17 Mar 2025

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    Healing a Baby Halfa/revenant is delicate work. It’s real up close and personal. At least that’s what Danny tells himself when he finds himself half-naked in the Red Hood’s bed, the vigilante sucking ectoplasm from his neck like a damn vampire.

    Jason is confused as hell. The pit is quiet, his body is decomposing, and he’s sucking Lazarus water from the neck of a twink like a fucking vampire!

    He doesn’t have time to think about that though. Not when Dick catches them in the middle of it and Jason tells him that the guy is his boyfriend. Even worse, the guy plays along!

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    26 Nov 2024

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    By now, it’s the last week of September. The leaves are turning. The weather’s changing. In a scant few days, the calendar will tick over into October, and the polite veil, waiting for its cue, will stretch sheer. The Realms will press its so-many faces to the divide. And death will seep through, as before.

    “Are you scared?”

    “Yes. No. Both, I—I made the decision already, you know? Fear doesn’t even factor into it now.”

    “Couldn’t you—” Sam starts, but catches herself.

    Couldn’t you change your mind? No. Not really—not without giving something else up. And Danny doesn’t really want to, besides.

    There are just a few short days left before the first of October, when the veil runs thin. Danny is taking care to spend quality time with the people he loves. The people he loves are taking care to spend quality time with him. No one is talking about something, and everyone is tripping over it in their attempts to avoid.

    There are just a few short days left. There is a choice that has already been made.

    Something is about to end.

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    21 Nov 2024

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    Eight months ago, no-shit ghosts appeared for the first time, heralded by the terrifying lightning-cloud shadow shape of the Amity Park Phantom.

    Six months ago, the Phantom and what can only be described as a hellhound annihilated Axion Labs, causing Damon Gray to be demoted and shattering the balance of Valerie Gray's life.

    One day after that, a box arrived with a suit and instructions, and the Huntress took to the sky for the first time. Barely half a month later, her suit was destroyed, and she was given a new and terrifyingly responsive powered armor by an unseen benefactor right when she needed it most. She's hunted ghosts in as much of her spare time as possible ever since, even surrendering the boy she maybe loves in order to protect him better. As the son of the eccentric but capable local mad scientists, she hopes he'd understand if anyone ever learned who she actually is.

    Sometime in the last thirty-six hours, thousands of monstrosities poured into Amity Park, and Valerie finds herself reluctantly fighting alongside the Phantom in a desperate defense. It's been nonstop, but she has to keep both her home and the ring she received yesterday safe. Even if it means putting herself on the line.

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    15 Nov 2024