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to flirt with sharp and heartless things by problematiclesbian
Fandoms: Legacies (TV 2018)
28 Nov 2020
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“Is there any scenario where this doesn’t end in disaster?”
“This” being: Hope is in love with Lizzie and is best friends with Josie, and Josie is Lizzie’s twin sister and Penelope’s ex girlfriend, and Penelope is still in love with Josie but is sleeping with Hope, who still hates Penelope, no matter what anyone else might say.
This is why it’s easier to just never care about anyone. Hope thinks.
She puts her head down on the table with a thunk. “No. This is so fucked up.”
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my only love sprung from my only hate by problematiclesbian
Fandoms: Motherland: Fort Salem (TV)
26 Jun 2020
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“And they were roommates…” Abigail mutters as they watch Raelle run off to confront Scylla.
“Oh my god.” Tally says. “They were roommates.”[MFS Week Day 5- “enemies” to lovers]
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my best friends are my enemies (so i'll keep you close to me) by problematiclesbian
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Marvel, The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types
12 Aug 2019
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Clint gives her an amused look. “I mean, I know we’re dealing with an international assassin here but-”
“But what?”
Clint puts the stack down and leans back in his chair, arms tucked behind his head. “But they kinda seem like love letters.”
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i don't fall in love (i just fake it) by problematiclesbian
Fandoms: Mean Girls - Richmond/Benjamin/Fey
24 Jun 2019
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“So you’re telling me: you lied to your boss and said you have a girlfriend when you don’t, because you need to impress them at some fancy retreat for a promotion and they’re sexist and will think you’re pathetic if you’re single, and somehow you thought the best plan was to fly halfway across the world, track down your ex girlfriend, whom you haven’t spoken to in five years, and ask her to pretend to be your girlfriend for two weeks?”
Regina nods succinctly. “Yes, exactly. So you’ll do it?”Series
- Part 4 of self indulgent rejanis fics
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i’ll always be on your team by problematiclesbian
Fandoms: We Are The Tigers - Max Allen
15 May 2019
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“You’re a good friend to her, Cairo. Kate trusts you.”
Cairo shrugs, uncomfortable with the praise. She used to think she was a good friend to Riley and that ended with charges for triple homicide and accessory to the crime, so.
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The evolution of Kate & Cairo’s friendship after canon.
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self indulgent rejanis fics by problematiclesbian
Fandom Mean Girls - Richmond/Benjamin/Fey
24 Jun 2019
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me writing the rejanis fics that no one else has the lack of dignity to
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Trinity doesn’t think the permanent addition of Dr. Al-Hashimi will change much about the ED. That changes after an impromptu offer to watch her kid for the evening. One night leads to another, which bleeds into a familiarity Trinity hadn’t known she was missing.
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Trinity falls hard. She doesn’t know how to navigate it.
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17 Apr 2026
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Dr. Baran Al-Hashimi can't seem to stay away from Trinity Santos.
Dr. Al-Hashimi is nothing if not a rule-follower, but there is something about Trinity that causes cracks to appear in the surface, and that classic Al-Hashimi composure may falter under Trinity’s spell.
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14 Apr 2026
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“Let me get this straight,” Santos says, flat and disbelieving. “No one you’ve fucked has ever made you come?”
Samira glares at her, flushed with embarrassment. “Say it a little louder, why don’t you? The people upstairs might not have heard.”
"Samira,” Santos says, shaking her head. “This is a crime that should earn your exes fifty to life, no parole. Getting you off would be a fucking privilege.” A beat, and then: “Shit, if you ever want a hand with that, you could just ask me.”
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30 Mar 2026
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It starts at midnight and lasts all year.
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06 Mar 2026
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The Ethics of Relationships With Ghosts by Lews_Therin_Talamon
Fandom Heathers (1988), Heathers: The Musical - Murphy & O'Keefe
31 Jan 2024
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28 Jul 2025