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Jennifers body "hell is a teenage girl"



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  1. Public Bookmark 17

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    The couch, the locker room, the SDN Christmas party, and much more... So many opportunities to get laid, and so many ways in which it could go wrong. Especially when one works with the most chaotic band of misfits imaginable. Flambae and Waterboy find out the hard way how difficult it can sometimes be to find some time alone.

    Well, they'll have to get lucky eventually. Right?

    Or: 6 times someone interrupts them, and the one time they actually manage to fuck it out

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    07 May 2026

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    Oh sweet sweet shut

  2. Public Bookmark 60

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    Herman had never particularly liked his powers, despite wanting to be a hero for the majority of his life. He had always felt like a walking inconvenience to others. Puddles and pools left behind everywhere he went. Too wet in all the wrong ways to hold a lasting relationship, too self conscious and lacking the confidence to be the great man his Grandma always said he was. All Herman wanted, was to be useful. To live a normal life outside the wet mess he constantly was. Given the opportunity, Herman would put aside the alias of Waterboy to experience what it was like to be amongst normal people without the scrutiny that followed his every dripping step.

    With enough money, he could do something about it.

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    05 May 2026

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    Fantastic original characters, really in depth perspective on waterboy, and an interesting read

  3. Public Bookmark 66

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    “Jack,” Dennis groaned, hips pressing up into the touch at the same time he tried to pull away. It’s not as if he wanted Jack to stop, but they probably shouldn’t be doing this here. In the hospital. On shift. But fuck the electric feeling that curled against the base of spine when Jack repeated the motion, tracing the head of his cock through the fabric.

    “Yes, Dennis?”

    “Hnrg..” Dennis tilted his head back and shut his eyes. Every brush of his fingers caused pleasure to spark across his skin. “I-I’m supposed to be working.” Because this suddenly didn’t quite feel like work anymore.

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    06 Apr 2026

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    Slutty little fic; fun kinks

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    Dennis thought it might just be one last pep talk, a little reassurance before Robby disappears off the face of the earth for the next three months. Instead, Robby said, and now repeats, “I need you to keep an eye on Dr. Abbot for me.”

    Dennis points a finger at his chest, eyes doubling in size. “Me? You want me to… why?”

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    After the Fourth of July shift from hell, Robby assigns Dennis one last task before leaving on sabbatical: keep an eye on Jack Abbot. What starts as a favour to Robby very quickly develops into an unlikely friendship between the night shift attending and PTMC's newest intern. But what happens when the pair both start catching feelings? Is Jack ready to move on from his late wife? Is Dennis prepared for what all a relationship with Jack would entail?

    Well, they have three months to figure it out.

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    31 Mar 2026

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    Gooey, warm and heartfelt. Reading it feels like falling into bed after a long day

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    Whitaker avoided Abbot's wide-eyed stare, clearly wishing the floor would swallow him up with it.
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    Or...what if it wasn’t Santos that found Whitaker in that abandoned room.

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    30 Mar 2026

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    Slowburn, fantastic character depth and development for both dennis and jack.