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Drawn by Scott Campbell of The Great Showdowns, edited by my friend tuff-ghost.



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  1. Rec 10

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    It was an honour to guard him. An honour to follow his orders. A honour to be at his side.

    Yes, even now.

    Aka: Lute in the cuck chair

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    04 Nov 2025

  2. Rec 69

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    Blitz never has a problem with Stolas’s proclivities. He goes along with things as part of their contract, yes. And for an extra paycheck, sometimes. But there is something more there, a mutual sort of craving.

    Around Blitz, Stolas can be amorous and unrepentant, specific in his desires. He can describe any of his hundreds of sexual fantasies without fear of judgment, including the vile and aberrant ones he previously thought would rot at the edge of his psyche and be trotted out only when the usual fantasies weren't cutting it.

    Blitz will listen with a quirked eyebrow or a flash of sharp, yellow teeth. He’ll say things like “that’s twisted even for you.” Things that get Stolas all riled up.

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    Or Blitz booty calls Stolas, and they have the best possible sex two people who are afraid of discussing their feelings can have.

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    27 Oct 2025

  3. Public Bookmark 56

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    “Okay. Here’s my plan. I got a lot of shit to do at the office the next two weeks and I literally can’t do the ‘40 texts at any moment of the day’ thing with you, okay? I’ll text you. When I want. And I promise I will, you just have to wait. And it’ll be horny and toppy like you like it, but you HAVE to do what I say. When I say it. Got it?”

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    Blitz tries to distract Stolas from his multiple absences from past Full Moons with a dirty sexting chain. Unfortunately it blows up in his face, cuz now they’re both horny and glued to their cellphones until the next FM night.

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    06 Sep 2025

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    “I’ve been a very bad, bad bird,” Stolas whispered, beak grinding on the last two words. Blitzo watched as the prince felt himself up, hands roughing up the chest feathers that resulted in an even fluffier appearance before his right finger ended up on the tip of his beak, expression coy. “Will you punish me, Daddy?” Fuck, how embarrassing can he get? Did he learn all dirty talk from some shitty erotic novel for lonely housewives?

    Actually yes, that’s probably exactly how he got his information.

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    15 Aug 2025

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    Blitzø wasn't a perfect man. When Stolas received a surprise phone call, he might have...overreacted. Just a bit.

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    08 Aug 2025