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a love that's a thorn and a beautiful seed by powerxtrip
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
02 Nov 2025
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It was an honour to guard him. An honour to follow his orders. A honour to be at his side.
Yes, even now.
Aka: Lute in the cuck chair
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04 Nov 2025
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Desire, I Want to Turn Into You by youreapinkponygirl
Fandoms: Helluva Boss (Web Series)
08 Apr 2024
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Blitz never has a problem with Stolas’s proclivities. He goes along with things as part of their contract, yes. And for an extra paycheck, sometimes. But there is something more there, a mutual sort of craving.
Around Blitz, Stolas can be amorous and unrepentant, specific in his desires. He can describe any of his hundreds of sexual fantasies without fear of judgment, including the vile and aberrant ones he previously thought would rot at the edge of his psyche and be trotted out only when the usual fantasies weren't cutting it.
Blitz will listen with a quirked eyebrow or a flash of sharp, yellow teeth. He’ll say things like “that’s twisted even for you.” Things that get Stolas all riled up.
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Or Blitz booty calls Stolas, and they have the best possible sex two people who are afraid of discussing their feelings can have.
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27 Oct 2025
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“Okay. Here’s my plan. I got a lot of shit to do at the office the next two weeks and I literally can’t do the ‘40 texts at any moment of the day’ thing with you, okay? I’ll text you. When I want. And I promise I will, you just have to wait. And it’ll be horny and toppy like you like it, but you HAVE to do what I say. When I say it. Got it?”
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Blitz tries to distract Stolas from his multiple absences from past Full Moons with a dirty sexting chain. Unfortunately it blows up in his face, cuz now they’re both horny and glued to their cellphones until the next FM night.
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06 Sep 2025
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“I’ve been a very bad, bad bird,” Stolas whispered, beak grinding on the last two words. Blitzo watched as the prince felt himself up, hands roughing up the chest feathers that resulted in an even fluffier appearance before his right finger ended up on the tip of his beak, expression coy. “Will you punish me, Daddy?” Fuck, how embarrassing can he get? Did he learn all dirty talk from some shitty erotic novel for lonely housewives?
Actually yes, that’s probably exactly how he got his information.
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15 Aug 2025
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i'll never be that kinda angel by jayfeatherseyebrows
Fandoms: Helluva Boss (Web Series)
07 Jul 2025
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Blitzø wasn't a perfect man. When Stolas received a surprise phone call, he might have...overreacted. Just a bit.
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08 Aug 2025
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“Alright,” Blitzø said to himself. “Time to fuck a bitch up.”
“Yeah it is,” a vaguely familiar voice said from the other end of the alley. “And you're the bitch.”
Blitzø tries a solo mission, with unfortunate (or very fortunate, depending on how you look at it) consequences.
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03 Aug 2025
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“Yeah yeah,” Blitzø waved his hand dismissively. “So back to your little problem. What's the big deal? I bet she's a virgin too. She won't even notice if you're shit in the sack.”
“That's not exactly the problem…” Stolas started, but Blitzø wasn't listening.
“I could keep the hookers so you can practice. Or hey, you want me to teach you the ropes?” Blitzø asked. “Figuratively of course. I don't think you and the Mrs. will be getting that kinky for your first roll in the hay.”
This is just a little scene set in an AU where Blitzø kept coming over to Stolas' place behind his dad's back and a friendship developed. And now with Stolas' arranged marriage creeping ever closer, Blitzø makes an offer Stolas can't refuse.
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30 Jul 2025
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Stolas had been drinking a new sleep aid, and Blitzø has been so respectful. Until Stolas asks him not to be.
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- Part 3 of Pervy Requests
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27 Jul 2025
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Stolas has something new he wants to try in the bedroom and with some convincing Blitzø agrees.
However, things don't go how either of them planned.Bookmarked by quietprofanity
24 Jul 2025
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Blitzø thought this would be easy, a quickie, over and done with in a flash. It was just business, having sex with the prince in exchange for his magic book. Impersonal, but effective. Simple. But when Stolas starts looking at him like that, like he was someone special, Blitzø ends up staying a bit longer than he intended.
Or, a take on how their “Real Fast” first night together went down.
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12 Jul 2025
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Post-Endgame AU. In which Tarrlok and Noatak survive, but their relationship doesn't.
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- Part 1 of Hinterland
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22 Jan 2013
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14 Oct 2012
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Technology is the great equalizer.
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28 Jul 2012
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With Zuko as her prisoner, Azula will make do.
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21 Jun 2012
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Nothing Azula says or does is without reason; that much Zuko remembers.
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20 Jun 2012
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On Halloween night, Mitchell spends the night on Bradbury's couch, and Bradbury is tortured by temptation.
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05 Dec 2011
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This story should be read by more people. So should the source text. :)
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Charles has been chasing after something for years, but he's never found it. Erik steps in to show him what he's been missing.
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16 Jul 2011
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Two Gentlemen Of New York by queenfanfiction (tinysugacube) for unquietspirit
Fandoms: Political RPF - US 21st c., Fake News RPF
18 Apr 2011
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After the whole "the gentleman is correct in sitting" rant, Anthony receives some much-needed gratitude from Jon in several forms.