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Summer Jobs by rampagingwalnuts
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, The Mandalorian (TV)
28 Apr 2025
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Din Djarin takes one more job---tracking down his son's teacher's delinquent teenage nephew.
Ben Solo runs away and responds to a very specific "Help Wanted" ad for what looks like a decent starter job on Tatooine because he needs to get out of this house.
Chaos ensues.
Or: Din becomes the Skywalker-Solo-Organa family therapist by mistake.
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Din knew from an early age that he would never be able to have many things most beings in the Galaxy considered desirable or even normal. He reconciled himself to this fact by telling himself that he never wanted them anyway. This strategy worked for most of his life. Until he met Luke Skywalker, that is.
Or: Most people go to therapy to deal with the intimacy issues and guilt their religious upbringing gave them. Din just has kinky magical sex with his space wizard husband.
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When Din learned Tusken Sign, he didn’t know it was called Tusken Sign. It was just how the people who raised and loved him for all the brief time they had spoke.
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Your new husband kneels between your legs like a man forced to participate in his own execution. He removes his helmet with shaking hands, then glares up at you when you try to shove him away.
"I can do this. I will do this. It is my duty as your riduur to see you satisfied."
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You find a wounded Mandalorian, and remove his helmet to see if he needs medical attention. Then, you repeat what you assume is some kind of prayer with him to calm him down. Now, you're married, and your new husband is skilled, deadly, and scared of you.Series
- Part 3 of My Mando x Reader Fics
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Leia goes to rescue her brother from the possible villainous clutches of the Mand'alor, and realizes that said Mand'alor, Luke Skywalker, and his personal guard have all received a hefty dose of Sex Pollen and she inhaled a good deal of it in the process of investigating this. After she has a fantastic one-night (or three day? time got fuzzy) stand with the guard, she realizes that their kids know each other.
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A place to dump any more Paz/Din/Bo-Katan smut. I wrote my first fic inspired by BlueTeaParty's pegging fic, and I might have more ideas for this extremely niche ship to write later.
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Every x Reader fic I've written for The Mandalorian. Right now I've just done female readers, but I might branch out to Gender Neutral, male, or Trans readers in the future. I have a passionate loathing for "Y/N", and other than specifying which set of genitals the reader has for the porny fics when it's relevant, I try to make Reader as nondescript as possible. Din is also usually an awkward (but sweet!) 40 year old virgin in these because IMO a man so devoted to his cult would not have many opportunities to get experience.
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In which I deal with my stress, horniness, & stress-induced horniness by writing self-indulgent fics where Reader (me, lol, or anyone else who likes this sort of thing) gets dommed, railed out of her mind, and cuddled by everyone's favorite armored, cult-leading MILF (or technically GILF, if we are counting Grogu as her grandkid). Only smut, no/extremely minimal plot, probably unhealthy relationships on account of the whole forced marriage and cult-leader thing.
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Dune fics dumped here for organization purposes.
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Nicole wakes up in Ruby's bed after the Bistro Huddy holiday party.
Bookmarked by rampagingwalnuts
23 Aug 2025
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The Man Who Went Forth to Learn What Fear Was by Karartegirl99
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
26 Jul 2025
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A Magnus Archive version of an old German fairy tale. Jon is going on a little quest, see if you can guess what it is.
Bookmarked by rampagingwalnuts
27 Jul 2025
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A letter from home? A letter from family? Well, Harry Potter knows he has neither, but all the same, it starts with a letter from Surrey. Whatever the Dursleys have to say, it can't be anything good, so Harry's determined to ignore it. But when the Potions Master forces him to read his letter, Harry gets sent down a path he'd never have walked on his own.
It will be a year of big changes, a year of great pain, and a year of Harry confronting his worst fears.
But from the most unexpected of sources, Harry Potter will finally get a chance to have that which he has never known: a family.A sixth year fic, this story follows Order of the Phoenix and disregards any canon events that occur after Book 5.
Warning -- the comments can contain massive spoilers so proceed with caution!
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- Part 1 of Like None Other
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Bookmarked by rampagingwalnuts
08 Jun 2025
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Mia discovers finger painting. Robin finds it hauntingly familiar (pun intended).
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- Part 3 of The Button House Chronicles Series
Bookmarked by rampagingwalnuts
26 May 2025
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Best Life Ever by yearnmore
Fandoms: Experience the Joy of Disciple-Making (Web Series), Jehovah's Witness - Fandom
21 May 2025
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Neeta is a proper witness, a pioneer, and an upstanding woman of Christ. When she meets Jade, she takes it upon herself to help her become the same.
Follows the canon plot of Jade and Neeta: Experience the Joy of Disciple Making, until I decide I don't like it and want to mix it up.
Bookmarked by rampagingwalnuts
14 May 2025