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    "Uh, I dunno, used to? Didn't really use wooden forks much though, so not really." Apparently happy with the choice, he pulled the bowl out and scrapped the covering, next going for a large serving spoon from one of the doors so he could shovel it into his mouth like a starved dog. "Fuckin' chopsticks was what we had to keep an eye on." He added in between mouthfuls, giving Dick a smirk and a knowing glance, as if they were both in on it and Dick knew anything about what he meant. "Anyway, I'm out. See you next family reunion, or tragedy or whatever."

    And then he was gone, as was one of Alfred's favourite serving spoons and bowl, and the potato salad Dick knew for a fact Bruce had been saving to eat for lunch the next day. Jason probably knew that part, to be fair.

    "...Chopsticks?" He muttered to himself, baffled, in the now empty kitchen.


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    Damian has some concerning habits. Jason's the only one that seems used to it. The rest of the bats scramble.

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    19 Sep 2025

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    papaya never fails

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    Tim Drake has a lot of skills. He also knows a lot of people and has a lot of knowledge that he maybe shouldn’t, but it all comes in handy sooner or later.

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    15 Sep 2025

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    note to self: do NOT read in class or where i'm supposed to be doing ANYTHING serious

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    Tim Drake has been captured by criminals and tortured for nearly a day. He couldn't escape on his own, so Batman and Red Hood had to rescue him. And they discover an injury far greater than they expected, one that will take Tim months and possibly years to recover from, if it ever happens at all.

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    12 Sep 2025

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    tim is my blorbo bit and i love him sm and this healed a part of my soul

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    “He broke my camera!” Tim wails, incensed. “Not a crack, not a dent; it’s nothing but a pile of glass because he broke it!

    “And his ankle,” Robin adds.

    And my ankle!

    “...I accidentally hit him with my car,” Batman reluctantly offers when Dr. Thompkins raises her eyebrow at him, causing her to choke on her next breath.

    (Or: One evening while birdwatching, a ten year old Tim Drake gets run over by the Batmobile.)

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    08 Sep 2025

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    baby tim living with jason and bruce cause his parents are the worst??? give me 15,000 of em right now

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    “Stay on the line,” Bruce says, like it’s easy. “Tell me.”

    Dick looks at the phone and he can’t get the word out. Words like, Hey. Um. I'm a little scared. I can't stop, and there’s this sick-feeling here, basking against all my organs that will never be small enough. It’s in every thought, every mouthful.

    Or instead, he says, “I can't eat.”

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    30 Aug 2025

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    i’ve never felt more seen