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Draco Malfoy is not evil, heartless, or cold-blooded. He is, however, a coward and overwhelmingly selfish. As sole heir to the Malfoy Estate, these traits are important, crucial even.
When a lonely and confused Draco takes an interest in the Muggleborn and endlessly infuriating Hermione Granger, the pair enter into a friendship that neither is willing to admit to.
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The Memories by redtoaster111
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types
25 Jul 2024
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Percy steadied himself under her weight. He had no idea who this girl was, but she clearly knew him. A part of him wanted to lean into the embrace and pull her closer to his chest. But he felt that if he didn’t let go of her, something very bad would happen. Neither of them was supposed to be here, everything about the interaction felt wrong.
But there was also something strange about their embrace. He knew where she would put her hands, rest her head, and he had felt his instincts take over as soon as their two bodies had made contact.
“It’s you?” he whispered tentatively into her hair.
“Well duh, Seaweed Brain.”
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Hermione is familiar with fighting: for respect, for attention, for justice. She’s even made a career of it; working on behalf of creatures and beings. But her battle against the Ministry’s marriage law is one she loses. Badly. And now, she has to contend with not only public derision and patriarchal politics, but her growing feelings for her government-mandated spouse.
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21 Jan 2026
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"All her growth was the conveying of a corpse of hope."
(From 'The Rainbow', D.H. Lawrence)This is a story about coming into one's own, a meditation on the twilight of girlhood and the violence of crash-landing into womanhood. Follow Hermione as she navigates through the quagmire: Saving the world, getting top grades, falling in love, lust, and a whole lot of trouble, and comes out of it hopefully (at least) partially sane.
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10 Aug 2025
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It took Draco Malfoy five years of semi-competent adulthood to realise that not every disparaging thought needed to be verbalised.
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09 Aug 2025
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He regards her with interest, cool as the ice in his G&T. “What do you want?”
On close inspection, he's a bit deadly. It's the combined power of self-regard, an open ear, and a cunningly tailored suit.
Hermione wants—
“An expiration date would be nice.” She suctions up the watery dregs and signals for more. “Let’s say I want . . . a year. Exactly one year of monogamy without the possibility of further commitment."
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13 Jan 2025
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It's Big Block of Cheese Day in the Santos White House.
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08 Aug 2024