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    A collection of drabbles, short fics, sensory prompts, etc. under 1k words.

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    “What the fuck is Shayden?” Ilya asks, nose deep in his phone. They’re sprawled across the couch, enjoying a lazy evening at the cottage.
    Shane snorts, “I think it’s me and Hayden. Like our duo name.”
    “You and Pike? Shane, they are saying you are in love with him.”

    /

    In the Heated Rivalry Universe, Shayden is the most popular RPF ship. Ilya takes to his burner account to set the record straight.

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    08 Apr 2026

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    Sarah
    Does anyone have the number for Shane's girl from Boston? I feel bad that they've been seeing each other for this long and we've never added her here.

    Jackie
    Oh good point! Let me ask Hayden.

    Jackie has added Lily to the conversation

    Lily
    what
    what is this

    Or: Ilya Rozanov is, apparently, one of the girls.

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    19 Dec 2025

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    He’s been running a low-grade fever, ever since the attack at the Grove.

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    09 Jul 2025

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    “It’s called the Deliverer.” Cipher waggled her eyebrows and then lowered her voice conspiratorially. “Only for our strongest customers.”

    “The Deliverer is not for sale,” Phainon interrupted from the counter.

    Mydei blinked between the two of them in bafflement; Cipher looked like a cat that had caught a particularly fat canary, and Phainon looked like he wanted to throw himself over the counter and through the windows.

    mydei: dildo seller, i am going into heat and i need your largest dildo.

    phainon: you cannot handle our largest dildo.

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    23 Jun 2025

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    “You accepted my proposal. We made a verbal contract.” Mydei unfolded his arms as his chest began to heave. “You drank my liquor and said you would have me!”

    There was a distinct ringing in Phainon’s ears that seemed to be the sound of his brain rattling loose in his skull. What in Kephale’s name was that last bit? They had drunk together only the once, more than a year ago.

    And actually, for that matter, what the hell was that first bit?

    Phainon is somehow the last to learn that he's engaged to Mydei.

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    26 May 2025