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Pretend For Me by LollipopCop
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
15 Dec 2020
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Crowley was still as stone beside him. His ears were cherry-red. “So...if we pretend we’re in a relationship, we’ll be safe.”
“I believe so.”
“And that would, that would involve, what?” he spoke hesitantly, softly. “Holding your hand, telling you that you mean a lot to me, kissing you for them to see?”
Two great hands were constricting Aziraphale’s lungs. He fought back an undignified wheeze. “Yes, I think so.”
“I can do that,” he croaked.
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In a panic, Aziraphale tells the archangels he survived hellfire due to his soul mixing with Crowley's because they're in a romantic and sexual relationship. They want him to prove it. Cue a fake relationship.Series
- Part 1 of Pretend For Me
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Bookmarked by s5_k
06 Aug 2025
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Jimin's got a secret admirer who seems content to never make himself known.
“Min Yoongi, Park Jimin, Kim Taehyung,” the teacher shouts over the crowd.
“Who?” Taehyung hears Jimin ask Yoongi. For a brief moment, he's sure he's going to throw up.- Language:
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Bookmarked by s5_k
01 Jan 2024
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'After a moment, Kageyama says, "Are you sure this is the right spell?"
"Of course I'm sure," Hinata says, glaring at him. "…Wait, why?"
Kageyama turns the book toward him, and Hinata notices his ears are weirdly pink. He frowns and looks back at the book, where Kageyama has pointed to a small footnote at the bottom.
*The more intimate, the stronger the bond! Though not required, intercourse is highly recommended.
Hinata blinks at the text. Then he snatches the book up to shove his nose into it, exploding into sputtering. "In-in-inter—"
"That means sex," Kageyama says, completely unhelpfully.'
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Hinata and Kageyama may have been accepted to the Mage Academy, but that doesn't mean they have a single clue what the hell they're doing, beyond each other (and even that comes as a bit of a surprise).
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- Part 1 of My Stupid Magical Husband
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Bookmarked by s5_k
25 May 2024

