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Eddie and Chris are home. Buck moves out.
Everything is as it should be, but some things are inevitable.
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It's the first proper Christmas the Roses' are able to gather for since going their own ways, but a record-breaking blizzard hits Schitt's Creek and traps David and Patrick at their store, preventing them from making it home to be with their family.
They find unexpected joy in the storm.
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“I actually picked out that frame.”
“Ah—” David started. “I see—”
“For you,” Patrick pushed on. David’s mouth shut and his brows furrowed in confusion. Patrick made himself stand up straight and look at him. “I picked it out because I wanted to impress you.”
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In which Patrick tells David how he feels from the start and it changes things.
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David told him to run free. Patrick felt anything but free in that moment.
Patrick sits in his car before his date with Ken and reflects before he makes a decision. -
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Two years after the events of Samhain, Patrick asks David to marry him. The Roses and Schitt's Creek are a little more than enthusiastic and David realizes what matters most when it comes to marriage.
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- Part 2 of The Witches of Schitt's Creek
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rozanov's roster by gurlsrool
Fandoms: Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
09 May 2026
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Emmy: When did you first hook up with him?
Jane: 2010
Caro: WHAT
Megan: GIRL
Tia: SEVEN YEARS??
Megan: My jaw is borderline unhinged rnOr: In 2017, Shane finds a place where he can talk about his sex life...a group chat for girls who have slept with Ilya Rozanov
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29 May 2026
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ILYA ROZANOV has wired SHANE HOLLANDER $5,000
Remarks: Moya lyubov please unblock meILYA ROZANOV has wired SHANE HOLLANDER $5,000
Remarks: Let me know when you’re ready to talk i will kneelILYA ROZANOV has wired SHANE HOLLANDER $5,000
Remarks: character not enough but i’ll kneel and apologiILYA ROZANOV has wired SHANE HOLLANDER $5,000
Remarks: ze to you for hours if you want me to i missILYA ROZANOV has wired SHANE HOLLANDER $10,000
Remarks: you so muchYuna Hollander (Husband's Mom): Did you just wire my son $30K?
Ilya: It’s the only platform he cannot block me from Yuna I am desperate
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29 May 2026
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for jessica (or not) by 21cg
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
11 May 2026
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“I need your help.”
Ilya peers up again and raises an eyebrow. He pauses the video he was watching. “With?”
Shane fidgets. “I, uh… I can’t– I mean, I can but I’m not very good– Fuck, listen, just– Ineedyoutohelpmewithsex.”
A pause. A long pause. Ilya blinks a couple of times, mouth twitching at the corners. Then,
“You need me to teach you how to fuck your girl, Hollander?”
Shane needs help satisfying his girlfriend, Jessica. He turns to his roommate, Ilya, for help.
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28 May 2026
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crawling back to you by LunarMoonstone
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
10 May 2026
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“The arena is just buzzing with nervous energy after that hit, ladies and gentlemen at home. And down on the ice, it looks like we have-...hold on…is that-...
Ilya Rozanov…crawling to Shane Hollander?”
In which instead of Marleau, it is Ilya who crashes into Shane.
The way they choose to deal with the fallout surprises them both.
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- Part 3 of 2% Hurt, 98% Comfort OneShots
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27 May 2026
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He did, however, feel the friction of Ilya’s thigh as he slotted it between Shane’s legs and began to move it back and forth. Shane let out a soft gasp which quickly morphed into a quiet moan. The seam of his jeans lay directly over his clit, and holy shit. The pleasure felt more concentrated, but it radiated throughout his body, he could feel it in his fucking fingertips. Eventually Ilya stopped, and Shane took over rubbing back and forth, grinding even, letting out breathy, hitched moans.
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A heartwarming tale of learning you love overstimulation when you wake up sans dick.
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21 May 2026