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The Blessed Seasons by schweinsty
Fandoms: The Lord of the Rings: The Rings of Power (TV 2022)
06 Oct 2024
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Gil-galad doesn't reach Sirion in time to save Elrond.
Happily, that is not his only chance.
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The course of Buddy French's life changes when he's seventeen in a locker room after gym class; when he's thirteen at the supper table; when he's fourteen, fifteen, sixteen in the wilds of Wilby.
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Where one chapter opens, another ends.
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Drabbles/double drabbles written for the Torchwood 100 community on Dreamwidth.
04-03-2024
Omelette for Your Health
Ianto's not the best cook, but his nan taught him how (and when) to make a proper omelette. -
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The first time Ianto meets someone from Torchwood Three, they help him. The second, he almost dies.
The third time around, he meets Jack Harkness.
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Does what it says on the tin.
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Febuwhump 2024 by schweinsty
Fandom Doctor Who (2005), Torchwood, Torchwood (Big Finish Audio)
29 Feb 2024
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Whumptober 2023 by schweinsty
Fandom Broadchurch, Doctor Who (2005), Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Takin' Over the Asylum
30 Oct 2023
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Give / Receive by BiBob (Barnable)
Fandoms: Thunderbolts (Movie 2025), Marvel Cinematic Universe
23 Mar 2026
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“You all right?” asked John. Bob dodged his gaze when he nodded. “Did I do something wrong?”
“No, it’s fine, I just—” Bob’s gaze shifted back and forth on the floor like he wasn’t sure what to say. Like he was planning for a lie rather than deciding how to word his genuine explanation. “I just wanted to suck you off.”
“And you did. Now, it’s my turn.”
“No, I mean I only wanted to suck you off. I don’t want anything in return.”
“You’re hard as shit right now,” John pointed out. Bob glanced down at his bulge and his face flushed bright pink as he rolled his eyes. “What are you going to do, go back to your room and jack off alone? Is that what you always do after we finish?”
Bob refuses to accept anything in exchange for his blowjobs. John wants to know why.
Or: Five times Bob blew John and one time John blew Bob.
Bookmarked by schweinsty
24 Mar 2026
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Bob's Day Out by Anonymous
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Thunderbolts (Movie 2025), Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)
19 Mar 2026
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The experimentation dialed everything about Bob up to eleven--of course his memory loss was included. Fortunately for him, he has some friends willing to help.
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Bookmarked by schweinsty
19 Mar 2026
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You Don't Get to Be Efficient with Your Life by poppyjustmight for ancilla89
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Marvel, Iron Man (Movies), Spider-Man - All Media Types
17 Feb 2026
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Peter makes a joke about dying in the car on the way home from a mission. It's the kind of thing he says all the time. Throwaway. Casual. Muscle memory.
Pepper doesn't laugh. She also doesn't take the exit for the Tower.
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09 Mar 2026
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running through my head by alarmclockz
Fandoms: Thunderbolts (Movie 2025), Marvel Cinematic Universe
04 Aug 2025
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“Bob, do you have any idea what caused this?” Bucky cuts in. “Is it leftover from OXE’s experiments somehow? I mean, with the location of the pieces…they’re…it’s deadly. Your powers are the only reason you’re alive right now.”
“Oh.” Bob shrugs. “That was kinda the point. It’s from my kill switch.”
Bookmarked by schweinsty
09 Mar 2026
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light the good candles by fihli
Fandoms: Thunderbolts (Movie 2025), Marvel Cinematic Universe
19 Aug 2025
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Living with five other people for the first time isn't easy, but Ava's determined to make the best of it, even if it means dealing with some of the strangest hair care routines she's ever seen.
(Bob uses what kind of shampoo? Has Yelena ever heard of toner? And how on earth does John smell so good?)
Bookmarked by schweinsty
08 Mar 2026