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The Blessed Seasons by schweinsty
Fandoms: The Lord of the Rings: The Rings of Power (TV 2022)
06 Oct 2024
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Gil-galad doesn't reach Sirion in time to save Elrond.
Happily, that is not his only chance.
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The course of Buddy French's life changes when he's seventeen in a locker room after gym class; when he's thirteen at the supper table; when he's fourteen, fifteen, sixteen in the wilds of Wilby.
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Where one chapter opens, another ends.
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Drabbles/double drabbles written for the Torchwood 100 community on Dreamwidth.
04-03-2024
Omelette for Your Health
Ianto's not the best cook, but his nan taught him how (and when) to make a proper omelette. -
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The first time Ianto meets someone from Torchwood Three, they help him. The second, he almost dies.
The third time around, he meets Jack Harkness.
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Does what it says on the tin.
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Febuwhump 2024 by schweinsty
Fandom: Doctor Who (2005), Torchwood, Torchwood (Big Finish Audio)
29 Feb 2024
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Whumptober 2023 by schweinsty
Fandom: Broadchurch, Doctor Who (2005), Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Takin' Over the Asylum
30 Oct 2023
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Eddie wakes up in bed with his wife. He gets a call from Mike Hanlon, he goes to Derry, he dies. And then he wakes up in bed with his wife.
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15 Jan 2026
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Anyone who called Eddie Kaspbrak whipped was a sexist. It was 2017, and he would not be expected to have an obedient little housewife in the kitchen to feel like a man. Eddie does not need to be the big lord of the house, the king of his castle, to feel like a man. He goes for morning runs until his cheeks are pink and ruddy and match the sunset over the Whitestone Bridge. He goes to bars. He cooks dinner together with his wife and they listen to Bobby Darin while they chop onions. Equals. Partners.
Text conversations with Richie always get out of hand. Caps lock is Eddie's closest friend.
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15 Jan 2026
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It’s 10:15 on a Sunday morning, and Steve is on Eddie Munson’s couch.
More specifically: Steve is on Eddie Munson’s couch, in his boxer shorts and a shirt that's clearly been slept in, eating dry cereal out of the box and blinking slowly at the TV, which is currently playing WWF. His hair is more of a mess than Dustin has ever seen it outside of literal fights to the death. Eddie himself is nowhere to be seen.
“What the hell are you doing here?” Dustin demands, dropping his backpack just inside the door.
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Bookmarked by schweinsty
14 Jan 2026
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The air still smells vaguely of hot metal and rotting things, but Jonathan doesn't know if that's the lingering remnants of the bridge collapsing and taking the Upside Down with it, or just the way it always smells up here. He brings the joint to his lips, inhales, lets the smoke burn everything else out, at least for a moment.
"Hard to believe it's over," Steve remarks, after a moment.
Jonathan exhales hard. "What are you doing up here? Don't you have a party to get back to?"
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14 Jan 2026
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the most remarkable thing about you standing in the doorway is that it’s you by greatunironic
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
20 Jul 2022
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Sixteen years after the world didn't end for the last time, Max Mayfield showed up on Steve’s doorstep and said, “You gonna walk me down the aisle in May or what?” Or, it’s 2002 and Steve Harrington attends a wedding, a funeral, and a birth.
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Bookmarked by schweinsty
02 Jan 2026