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    The internet has decided that Ilya Rozanov is absolutely, definitely, 100% banging a Hollander.

    They’ve got photo evidence. Multiple sightings. Instagram stories from the same café. The man stayed OVERNIGHT at the Hollander residence.

    It’s the most legendary power move in NHL history: seduce your rival’s hot mom to assert dominance. There’s just one tiny problem with this theory. Ilya’s fucking a Hollander, all right. Just … not that one.

    Or in which Ilya’s boyfriend's mother keeps adopting him, the internet keeps assuming the worst, and Shane Hollander is having the worst month of his entire life. At least until he does something that breaks hockey forever.

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    26 Mar 2026

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    It’s not going viral because Jane’s true identity was exposed—or even because Ilya was blatantly sexting in public. That part’s as expected as Shane doing yoga or any human being on earth breathing.

    No, the texts are going viral because no one can believe how bad this “Jane” is at sexting.

    The women of the world are outraged. The men of the world are baffled. No one can understand why Ilya Rozanov, whose abs have their own fan club, is wasting his time on ‘a piece of cardboard that wished to be turned into a real girl’ (this particular joke has 300k likes and counting).

    Or: After a social media trend mocks Shane's sexting skills, he tries to improve them. It goes about as poorly as you'd expect.

    Now available in Russian

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    26 Mar 2026

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    25 Mar 2026

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    He hasn’t thought of Midnighter since Moscow.

    Amendment: Dick only thinks of Midnighter every now and then since Moscow, when he’s particularly sorry for himself, and rarely for longer than it takes to remember most I Work Alone rogue types are never worth the pinhole-leak of yearning grief in their aftermath.

    The warping traversal spits them out clear across the southern edge of the coast, on the quiet side of a rooftop bar sixty miles from Jerez. Dick gets his feet back under him, water-legged, and vomits neatly into a rockrose shrub coming into bloom over the edge of the veranda.

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    23 Mar 2026

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    After the death of Jason Todd, Dick made the decision to return to Gotham to ensure no future Robin ever suffered the same fate as his Little Wing, personally overseeing the training of every Robin to come. Ten years later, Batman leaves Gotham without warning to investigate an unknown that has Bruce staring at Jason’s long-abandoned bedroom door. He puts Nightwing in charge of the others and tasks Dick with keeping an eye on a new "vigilante" who can't seem to decide whose side he's on— a mysterious Red Hood, who also doesn’t have any qualms against working alongside Gotham’s most wanted.

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    22 Mar 2026