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“You a sore loser, m’lord? Gonna make me chase you again, just to lose once more?”
There’s a challenge in his voice, a defiant tilt to his chin where he sizes Hans up. Hans watches him push sweaty hair out of his eyes, revealing a dark smudge under one cheek, and wonders if it’s dirt or blood from their little scuffle.
Hans swallows. “Once more,” he says simply. “Chase me.”
Catch me, he doesn’t say.Or, Hans finds himself on the other side of the hunt.
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Sensitive elven ears are a staple in smutty elven romance novels. Gale gets to find out if the trope has any truth to it.
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Free use fic with a signal-based consent
Hans asks Henry to take him if he’s wearing a certain ring.
Five times Henry does, and one time Hans turns it back on him.Bookmarked by skitpost
22 Dec 2025
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Henry opens his mouth and lets Hans press his thumb inside. Hans feels a giddy spool of desire curling in his gut, and…fine. Fuck it. Hans barrels into it. “I want to fuck you and touch you and – and see how much you can take, and how much I can give you. I want you to forget everything but me, and I don’t want you to come until I decide you can.”
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Or: Hans edges Henry and roleplays as a nobleman who knows what he's doing.
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01 Dec 2025
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But If Thy Wife I Were, And Had Thy love by gondolinarchivist
Fandoms: Kingdom Come: Deliverance (Video Games)
05 Apr 2025
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Henry playfully wrestles him to the ground, and their laughter shakes the trees. This is what life ought to be: easy and sweet and without any past or future. The rest of the world can hang for all Hans cares; all he wants is to make Henry laugh, and to turn him every shade of red possible.
“Shut up or I'll fill you up,” Henry threatens. “I’ll get a strong son on you.”
Something flutters in Hans’s chest. “I'm not a fucking maid, Henry.” He struggles a little more, just for show, and Henry pins his hands above his head.
“Could be,” Henry counters, grinning. “My maid, my girl, the way you take me.”
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In which Henry helps Hans forget about his upcoming nuptials, a wedding night is shared, and Hans yearns to become something other than what he is.
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11 Nov 2025
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what if we were both young dumb and horny, and didn't know how to have sex.
hansry and first times. plus a kink or two.
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Biding My Time, Drinking His Wine by gloriousdisco
Fandoms: Kingdom Come: Deliverance (Video Games)
08 Aug 2025
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“Henry! Do you doubt my bedroom prowess?”
His page set him with a withered look, though his eyes dropped down Hans’ body quicker than the snap of a branch; skimming the outline of him through his attire, peeking at the bottom of his pourpoint as if to assess his claim. Hans let his legs open a little wider; confident, smug. Henry blinked and brought his gaze back up in an instant, cheeks a faint shade of pink.
“I think you exaggerate.”
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or: hans learns henry is inexperienced. hans considers himself something of a sexpert. cue a very involved and highly heterosexual discussion of intimacy.
intimacy with a girl.
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