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It is a truth universally acknowledged that a single man in possession of a good fortune must be in want of a wife.
This was a favored saying of Mrs. Moneypenny’s, as it surely was for all mothers with beautiful daughters.
Q had always thought that a single man in possession of a good fortune would hardly be in want of anything, let alone a wife. But then again, Q had never paid much attention to such matters.
(yet another Pride & Prejudice AU)
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something has scarcely begun
pdameronIt is a truth universally acknowledged that a single man in possession of a good fortune must be in want of a wife.
This was a favored saying of Mrs. Moneypenny’s, as it surely was for all mothers with beautiful daughters.
Q had always thought that a single man in possession of a good fortune would hardly be in want of anything, let alone a wife. But then again, Q had never paid much attention to such matters.
(yet another Pride & Prejudice AU)
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"Most people just pick whatever flower they think is prettiest. It doesn’t require a lot of input from me.”
The man walks up to Q, leaning against the counter between them. “Well then, what can I do to get your input?”
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come a lily, come a lilac
pdameron"Most people just pick whatever flower they think is prettiest. It doesn’t require a lot of input from me.”
The man walks up to Q, leaning against the counter between them. “Well then, what can I do to get your input?”
(In which Q runs a flower shop, and his newest regular is almost definitely a spy.)
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Q can’t help but wonder how, exactly, his life has come to this.
(The one where Bond discovers post-it notes, Q discovers how not to talk about feelings, and together, they
fight crimemake things far more complicated than necessary.)- Language:
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By No Ordinary Means of Communication
laughtershockQ can’t help but wonder how, exactly, his life has come to this.
(The one where Bond discovers post-it notes, Q discovers how not to talk about feelings, and together, they fight crime make things far more complicated than necessary.)
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Denominations by WriteThroughTheNight
Fandoms: James Bond (Craig Movies), Skyfall (2012) - Fandom
30 Sep 2014
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"Q confirms that he's an Empath three months before his first day of primary school, and the deciding of Denominations that comes with it."
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Q is smarter than anyone gives him credit for, and an Empath to boot.
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- Part 1 of Denominations
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Denominations
WriteThroughTheNight"Q confirms that he's an Empath three months before his first day of primary school, and the deciding of Denominations that comes with it."
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Q is smarter than anyone gives him credit for, and an Empath to boot.
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When Silva breaks loose in MI6, everything goes to shit. Q is new and James is desperate - and with a madman after M, there aren't a lot of options but for James to trust the posh young Quartermaster that he barely knows anything about. Likewise, Q finds himself being presented with a task that will ask him to stick his neck out for an agent that he doesn't really know yet... and which will also put him more in harm's way than he anticipated.
Q might not be the battle-trained agent that 007 is, but one thing is for sure: now that he's promised to help the man, he might bruise, but he won't break.
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I Won't Shiver, I Won't Shake
Only_1_TruthWhen Silva breaks loose in MI6, everything goes to shit. Q is new and James is desperate - and with a madman after M, there aren't a lot of options but for James to trust the posh young Quartermaster that he barely knows anything about. Likewise, Q finds himself being presented with a task that will ask him to stick his neck out for an agent that he doesn't really know yet... and which will also put him more in harm's way than he anticipated.
Q might not be the battle-trained agent that 007 is, but one thing is for sure: now that he's promised to help the man, he might bruise, but he won't break.
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The Inevitability of Time by dhampir72 for missMHO
Fandoms: Skyfall (2012) - Fandom, James Bond (Craig Movies)
05 Jan 2014
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When they meet for the first time at the National Gallery, Bond has a strange sense of deja vu.
For the 00QNewYearParty as a gift for missMHO.
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The Inevitability of Time
dhampir72When they meet for the first time at the National Gallery, Bond has a strange sense of deja vu.
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you'll be the death of me by skylights for Kru
Fandoms: Skyfall (2012) - Fandom, James Bond (Craig Movies)
20 Jul 2015
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"Please," says Q loftily even as he turns at the sound of the front door opening, a rain-bedraggled couple already heading for a table not too far from Bond's. "As flattered as I am to hear that you're already anticipating another cup, you shouldn't presume so much, Mr. Bond. Cyanide is expensive these days, you know, and on the contrary, I actually have it on good authority that our coffee is good enough to die for, if not to die from."
(Or the one where Death owns a coffeeshop on the corner and Bond has been cultivating the surprisingly useful habit of Not Dying. A love story, of sorts.)
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you'll be the death of me
skylights"Please," says Q loftily even as he turns at the sound of the front door opening, a rain-bedraggled couple already heading for a table not too far from Bond's. "As flattered as I am to hear that you're already anticipating another cup, you shouldn't presume so much, Mr. Bond. Cyanide is expensive these days, you know, and on the contrary, I actually have it on good authority that our coffee is good enough to die for, if not to die from."
(Or the one where Death owns a coffeeshop on the corner and Bond has been cultivating the surprisingly useful habit of Not Dying. A love story, of sorts.)
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Sigh No More by dhampir72
Fandoms: James Bond (Movies), James Bond (Craig Movies), Skyfall (2012) - Fandom
13 May 2014
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Bond wants nothing more than for someone, just once, to be waiting for him at the airport when he returns home.
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26 Jan 2026
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Sigh No More
dhampir72Bond wants nothing more than for someone, just once, to be waiting for him at the airport when he returns home.
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Quriosity Verse by dr_girlfriend
Fandom James Bond (Craig Movies), James Bond (Movies), James Bond - All Media Types, Skyfall (2012) - Fandom
10 Feb 2018
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Quriosity
dr_girlfriendCOMPLETE! Bond finds himself increasingly curious about his enigmatic Quartermaster.
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"Your prior hotel is no longer secure, I will direct you to a new location. Your luggage has already been transferred. A field agent and medic from the Diréction Générale de la Sécurité d'État will be waiting at the side entrance. I have cleared them both personally." In contrast to his crisp dry English, Q's pronunciation of the French words was fluid and flawless, the throaty tone of the fricatives sending a surprising jolt of awareness straight to Bond's cock — all the more remarkable given his degree of blood loss.
"You're wasted on Q-branch, you have the voice for a phone-sex call-in line." The words slipped out of Bond's mouth without forethought, although he had plenty of time to think in the sudden pause that came afterward and stretched on for endless moments. Bond hadn't realized until now how Q was always there, with an immediate reply. In all their banter Q had never before been at a loss for words. Ever.
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Bonds says, "We should get married," as if he's simply commenting on the weather, and the circuit board Q's been fiddling with bursts into flames.
The two incidents are not unrelated.
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Bond and Q get married. It's not what it looks like.
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the simplest of crimes
pdameronBonds says, "We should get married," as if he's simply commenting on the weather, and the circuit board Q's been fiddling with bursts into flames.
The two incidents are not unrelated.
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Bond and Q get married. It's not what it looks like.
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Bond and Q are trapped in a lift. Awkward, under normal circumstances, for certain.
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perspicuity
dhampir72Bond and Q are trapped in a lift. Awkward, under normal circumstances, for certain.
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Reach Down Tonight, And Set Me Free by Kelper (Mishafied)
Fandoms: James Bond (Craig Movies)
14 Nov 2021
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When James imagined anything happening to Q, he took comfort in the fact that Q was too valuable to kill. Anyone after Q would have damn good reason to keep him alive. But when something does happen and it turns out the only motivation is revenge, James is suddenly the one being the guiding voice- and racing to find Q before his grave becomes permanent.
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Reach Down Tonight, And Set Me Free
Kelper (Mishafied)When James imagined anything happening to Q, he took comfort in the fact that Q was too valuable to kill. Anyone after Q would have damn good reason to keep him alive. But when something does happen and it turns out the only motivation is revenge, James is suddenly the one being the guiding voice- and racing to find Q before his grave becomes permanent.
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Confined Spaces by Jen (ConsultingWriters)
Fandoms: Skyfall (2012) - Fandom, James Bond - All Media Types, James Bond (Movies)
06 May 2013
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The recording light of the camera remains steady, constant, and Q conducts conversations with empty air.
His voice is a thin rasp. “I don’t know if you can hear this, but I think you probably can,” he muses. His throat hurts. “If it’s just going back to Chris then fine, but if you’re there, then hi.”
Q manages a small, fragile smile that doesn’t come near his eyes.
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Confined Spaces
Jen (ConsultingWriters)The recording light of the camera remains steady, constant, and Q conducts conversations with empty air.
His voice is a thin rasp. “I don’t know if you can hear this, but I think you probably can,” he muses. His throat hurts. “If it’s just going back to Chris then fine, but if you’re there, then hi.”
Q manages a small, fragile smile that doesn’t come near his eyes.
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Q has been in love for two years, six months, and twelve days when James Bond walks away, leaving him with a bleeding head and a broken heart on a dark and noisy London bridge.
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as permanent as stone cathedrals
pdameronQ has been in love for two years, six months, and twelve days when James Bond walks away, leaving him with a bleeding head and a broken heart on a dark and noisy London bridge.
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"My name was Julian Alfred Pankratz. I was the Viscount's youngest son."
Like he hoped, the Warlord hones in on one thing. "Was."
"Pretty sure getting arrested for treason against Emhyr var Emeris, the mighty White Flame is enough to get me officially disinherited. Especially considering my parents turned me in themselves."
Jaskier saves the Warlord's daughter. Despite his family ties, he's allowed to stay in Kaer Morhen while he recovers from his injuries. Eventually, it becomes home.
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- Part 1 of Bring Me Home
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roots by not1_2write
"My name was Julian Alfred Pankratz. I was the Viscount's youngest son."
Like he hoped, the Warlord hones in on one thing. "Was."
"Pretty sure getting arrested for treason against Emhyr var Emeris, the mighty White Flame is enough to get me officially disinherited. Especially considering my parents turned me in themselves."
Jaskier saves the Warlord's daughter. Despite his family ties, he's allowed to stay in Kaer Morhen while he recovers from his injuries. Eventually, it becomes home.
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bundle by PenAndInkPrincess
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
07 May 2022
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There is one element of his time at Kaer Morhen that remains a problem, however: his room is fucking freezing.
Jaskier sets his teeth and wraps his arms tighter around himself, curling inwards as if that’ll provide him with more warmth. He’s already beneath every layer he’s been able to gather, wrapped into a ball of sheets and blankets and furs. He’s even pulled on two pairs of thick wool socks borrowed from Kaer Morhen’s stores, but he can still feel the tingle of chill in his toes. He tries to think of warm things: hot toddies, mulled wine, summer sunshine, sharing beds with-
He cuts himself off.
(Jaskier is settling into Kaer Morhen, but he has a persistent problem: he's freezing in his room at night. unfortunately, he's also terrified of fire)
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bundle by PenAndInkPrincess
There is one element of his time at Kaer Morhen that remains a problem, however: his room is fucking freezing.
Jaskier sets his teeth and wraps his arms tighter around himself, curling inwards as if that’ll provide him with more warmth. He’s already beneath every layer he’s been able to gather, wrapped into a ball of sheets and blankets and furs. He’s even pulled on two pairs of thick wool socks borrowed from Kaer Morhen’s stores, but he can still feel the tingle of chill in his toes. He tries to think of warm things: hot toddies, mulled wine, summer sunshine, sharing beds with-
He cuts himself off.
(Jaskier is settling into Kaer Morhen, but he has a persistent problem: he's freezing in his room at night. unfortunately, he's also terrified of fire)
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They call it “The Rally.” One last moment of clarity before the end.
Jayce knows it’s begun when he stumbles into the kitchen and finds Viktor already there, upright and alert, pouring milk into his mug.
Viktor, for the first time in weeks, is using his rollator. Not just leaning on it, but moving confidently. It's a rare enough sight that Jayce stops short in the doorway and rubs his eyes to make sure he isn’t imagining this.
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In the days leading up to Viktor’s death, Jayce does what he can with the time they’re given.
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- Part 8 of in all timelines
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The Rally
lukewarmoatmealThey call it “The Rally.” One last moment of clarity before the end.
Jayce knows it’s begun when he stumbles into the kitchen and finds Viktor already there, upright and alert, pouring milk into his mug.
Viktor, for the first time in weeks, is using his rollator. Not just leaning on it, but moving confidently. It's a rare enough sight that Jayce stops short in the doorway and rubs his eyes to make sure he isn’t imagining this.
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In the days leading up to Viktor’s death, Jayce does what he can with the time they’re given.
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What if Héctor made it on that train? What if he didn't collapse in the street on the way home? He reached the station, climbed on board, and began the trip back to see his family after so long apart.
...But not because Ernesto didn't share a final toast with him. Not because his best friend had a change of heart at the last moment about poisoning him. Héctor reached the train because Ernesto didn't use enough to kill him immediately.
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El Camino a Casa
BookwormgalWhat if Héctor made it on that train? What if he didn't collapse in the street on the way home? He reached the station, climbed on board, and began the trip back to see his family after so long apart.
...But not because Ernesto didn't share a final toast with him. Not because his best friend had a change of heart at the last moment about poisoning him. Héctor reached the train because Ernesto didn't use enough to kill him immediately.
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AU; As Piltover was thrust into war overseas, Councilor Talis joined the efforts to defend and protect the City of Progress and all its ideals.
By the time he returned, he’s a changed man. During his time fighting for his survival, he thought of nothing but his partner and returning to his side, creating a marriage of science and magic together in Hextech where he belonged,
In the lab, with Viktor.
Meanwhile, Viktor has been threatened with exile due to his Zaunite bloodline, despite being Hextech's co-founder; without Jayce's protection, it means nothing. Without a Piltover name, the only way to protect everything they built together was to marry into a Piltover family.
Cassandra gave a knife-sharp smile. “He was courted quite ardently during your absence. It seemed he finally found a suitable match.”
This was what Jayce came home to: news that Viktor had given his heart and hand to some noblesse bastard while Jayce was fighting a war in his name.
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Or,Jayce returns from war during Viktor’s wedding feast with plans to take back what belongs to him.
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jus primae noctis by WorkingGengar
AU; As Piltover was thrust into war overseas, Councilor Talis joined the efforts to defend and protect the City of Progress and all its ideals.
By the time he returned, he’s a changed man. During his time fighting for his survival, he thought of nothing but his partner and returning to his side, creating a marriage of science and magic together in Hextech where he belonged,
In the lab, with Viktor.
Meanwhile, Viktor has been threatened with exile due to his Zaunite bloodline, despite being Hextech's co-founder; without Jayce's protection, it means nothing. Without a Piltover name, the only way to protect everything they built together was to marry into a Piltover family.
Cassandra gave a knife-sharp smile. “He was courted quite ardently during your absence. It seemed he finally found a suitable match.”
This was what Jayce came home to: news that Viktor had given his heart and hand to some noblesse bastard while Jayce was fighting a war in his name.
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Or,Jayce returns from war during Viktor’s wedding feast with plans to take back what belongs to him.
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Milo Thatch has never had a problem with being taken for a man. It's only made life easier for her, to be perfectly honest. After all, if the enlightened men at the museum who she was a woman, they never would have hired her to take care of the boiler in the first place.
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A whole new world by emocezi
Milo Thatch has never had a problem with being taken for a man. It's only made life easier for her, to be perfectly honest. After all, if the enlightened men at the museum who she was a woman, they never would have hired her to take care of the boiler in the first place.