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the violence it took to become this gentle by snarkivist
Fandoms: X-Men (Movieverse), X-Men (Alternate Timeline Movies), X-Men: First Class (2011) - Fandom
12 Mar 2025
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5 times Charles is a good parent to the First Class team (and one time that's a little different)
or: Charles and Erik set out to build a team of mutants to fight Shaw and accidentally acquire a family instead.
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to keep us both warm by snarkivist
Fandoms: X-Men: First Class (2011) - Fandom, X-Men (Alternate Timeline Movies)
05 Oct 2024
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"Alright," Erik puts his hands on his hips. "Jesus. Who came up with this, seriously? Why are the teaspoons all the way in the back - you drink so much tea, it doesn't make sense to have them... and the- ist das ein Feuerzeug? Why is it over there with the knives?"
"Can't help you there," Charles comments serenely. "Probably my mother, who prioritised accessibility of the corkscrew over most other things in life."
or: Charles doesn't take well to returning to his childhood home. Erik makes soup and rearranges the cutlery drawer.
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- Part 1 of abstract (psychopomp)
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all my love and terror (balanced there between those eyes) by snarkivist for little_bastard_being
Fandoms: X-Men (Alternate Timeline Movies), X-Men: First Class (2011) - Fandom
24 Sep 2024
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Erik is looming over him, a black hole of nothingness obscuring most of the sky, and can't he tell? Can't he tell that he is terrifying - a splintering lie of a person, a flat, unending pit in the fabric of reality, no more his Erik than a crude sketch, a second-hand description, a golem from the stories of Erik's childhood that he'd whispered to Charles at night sometimes, little pieces of his history shaped into gifts.
or: Charles experiences Shaw's death, a narrowly-averted war, and the disorienting powers of the helmet in rapid succession, and then gets shot. He deserves a little panic attack, as a treat.
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- Part 2 of abstract (psychopomp)
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on the practical limitations of tea as a love language by snarkivist
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
19 Aug 2024
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“Okay,” Martin says quietly. “Okay. What do you want, Jon?”
“I want us,” Jon mumbles, watching Martin’s thumb drawing circles over his pulse point. “I want you, I want to stay in a relationship with you and do everything we used to do. I just don’t want, um… intercourse.”
or: mum said it’s my turn on the “Jon comes out to Martin” fic
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The Beggar and the King by snarkivist for little_bastard_being
Fandoms: The Old Guard (Movie 2020)
06 Jan 2024
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In which Nicky riles up Henry VIII for fun while Joe, Andy and Quynh are the Peanut Gallery watching from the window.
A fun time is had by all (except the King).
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abstract (psychopomp) by snarkivist
Fandom X-Men (Alternate Timeline Movies), X-Men: First Class (2011) - Fandom
05 Oct 2024
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"Most people just pick whatever flower they think is prettiest. It doesn’t require a lot of input from me.”
The man walks up to Q, leaning against the counter between them. “Well then, what can I do to get your input?”
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01 Feb 2026
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come a lily, come a lilac
pdameron"Most people just pick whatever flower they think is prettiest. It doesn’t require a lot of input from me.”
The man walks up to Q, leaning against the counter between them. “Well then, what can I do to get your input?”
(In which Q runs a flower shop, and his newest regular is almost definitely a spy.)
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Q can’t help but wonder how, exactly, his life has come to this.
(The one where Bond discovers post-it notes, Q discovers how not to talk about feelings, and together, they
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31 Jan 2026
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By No Ordinary Means of Communication
laughtershockQ can’t help but wonder how, exactly, his life has come to this.
(The one where Bond discovers post-it notes, Q discovers how not to talk about feelings, and together, they fight crime make things far more complicated than necessary.)
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Denominations by WriteThroughTheNight
Fandoms: James Bond (Craig Movies), Skyfall (2012) - Fandom
30 Sep 2014
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"Q confirms that he's an Empath three months before his first day of primary school, and the deciding of Denominations that comes with it."
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Q is smarter than anyone gives him credit for, and an Empath to boot.
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30 Jan 2026
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Denominations
WriteThroughTheNight"Q confirms that he's an Empath three months before his first day of primary school, and the deciding of Denominations that comes with it."
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Q is smarter than anyone gives him credit for, and an Empath to boot.
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When Silva breaks loose in MI6, everything goes to shit. Q is new and James is desperate - and with a madman after M, there aren't a lot of options but for James to trust the posh young Quartermaster that he barely knows anything about. Likewise, Q finds himself being presented with a task that will ask him to stick his neck out for an agent that he doesn't really know yet... and which will also put him more in harm's way than he anticipated.
Q might not be the battle-trained agent that 007 is, but one thing is for sure: now that he's promised to help the man, he might bruise, but he won't break.
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I Won't Shiver, I Won't Shake
Only_1_TruthWhen Silva breaks loose in MI6, everything goes to shit. Q is new and James is desperate - and with a madman after M, there aren't a lot of options but for James to trust the posh young Quartermaster that he barely knows anything about. Likewise, Q finds himself being presented with a task that will ask him to stick his neck out for an agent that he doesn't really know yet... and which will also put him more in harm's way than he anticipated.
Q might not be the battle-trained agent that 007 is, but one thing is for sure: now that he's promised to help the man, he might bruise, but he won't break.
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The Inevitability of Time by dhampir72 for missMHO
Fandoms: Skyfall (2012) - Fandom, James Bond (Craig Movies)
05 Jan 2014
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When they meet for the first time at the National Gallery, Bond has a strange sense of deja vu.
For the 00QNewYearParty as a gift for missMHO.
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The Inevitability of Time
dhampir72When they meet for the first time at the National Gallery, Bond has a strange sense of deja vu.